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Yakuza vs Mafia

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by Ae, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Ae Unholy

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    SpikeTV Deadliest Warrior

    Yakuza vs Mafia.

    Both Badass

    Who wins? :D
     
  2. Stroev (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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    And here I thought they were the same. :zaru
     
  3. Colonel Awesome Lol

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    Correct me if I'm wrong, but is the Yakuza basically the Japanese Mafia?

    And is the Yakuza vs. the Italian Mafia? Russian Mafia? :zaru
     
  4. neodragzero Holy Jesus Bolter

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    So it's Russian Mafia that has years of doing business in just about anything the Chinese Triads did as crime categories (human trafficking, slavery, extortion, drugs, etc.) go or the Armenians that are the above (or worse), or the Italian mobsters that terrorize Sicily

    VS

    The mafia of a small island that makes its business through pachinko and hostess bars...

    Seriously, watching a documentary about Yakuza makes me all the more pity the idea of them having to go against any hard edged group of Western mafioso...
     
  5. John Doe Banned

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    Deadliest Warrior is a retarded bastard excuse of a television show.

    Reflecting the subject matter of this thread quite accurately, infact.
     
  6. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    According to the Simpsons, the Yakuza kill you 12 times before you hit the ground (or something like that).
     
  7. Onomatopoeia In a word: Brilliant

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  8. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Mafia has fat men with pump-action shotguns.
     
  9. Bender A sword for those in need

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    Yakuza have fucking katanas and niggas like Kakihara on their payroll Mafia's are dumb fat faggots who come from behind and strangle you with piano wire.
     
  10. The Bloody Nine Kingslayer

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    The russian mafia pretty much control russia so they win easily.

    The italian mafia have Vito Corleone so they win easily.
     
  11. Inugami FT Defense Squad Member

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    Kakihara can rule the world
     
  12. Ae Unholy

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    Bull, just like Ninja vs Spartan

    Yakuza should have won
    And didn't used the Katana either D:<
    Once again the simulation fail D:<
    The dude was probably right.
    Some body did pay the Mafia to win lol
     
  13. neodragzero Holy Jesus Bolter

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    If we're really sticking to fiction, Hanayama makes Kakihara his bitch.
    Spoiler:

    X
     
  14. Terminator Banned

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    Italian mafia in their prime easily. Lucky Luciano's time. They were even asked by the fucking American government to guard the New york shores from an Italy invasion in WW 2.

    Mafia in its prime had so much power, they would stomp the Yakuza.
     
  15. strongarm85 Active Member

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    The Mafia won because they brought the tommy gun to the fight. The Thompson's Sub-Machine gun fires 1,000 rounds per minute guys. During the demonstration, the guy with the tommy gun killed 7 lifelike dummies spread out over a 15 feet area from 30 or 40 feet back in under 4 seconds.

    During the St. Valentine's Day massacre, 2 of the 7 victims where nearly sawed in half by bullets.
     
  16. Whip Whirlwind Active Member

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    It is kind of odd that the katana was not brought up but nunchuku was.....

    Although it doesnt matter because mafia were more powerful in every way (more men, more/better guns, more influence)
     
  17. Itachi2000 Invincible

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    Fiction ok Tsuna X-burners all of them :nuts
     
  18. Whip Whirlwind Active Member

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    Nice.

    Is there any fictitious yakuza that can top KHR?
     
  19. Itachi2000 Invincible

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    Maybe Yakuza Girl manga
     
  20. masamune1 Crouching Tiger

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    The Yamaguchi-Gumi, the biggest Yakuza gang (36,000 members- by contrast, the NY 5 Families have about 1,200, inc. associates, all in), are the wealthiest criminal organization on the planet.

    The monoplolise the market in crystal meth., are senoir partners of various Triads, bully major corporations into paying protection money, and are faster than the government. in responding to natural disasters.
     
  21. The Bloody Nine Kingslayer

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    Why the hell do you disapprove. The mafia topped them in any category you care to name.
     
  22. masamune1 Crouching Tiger

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    Money.
    Numbers.
    Influence.
     
  23. Sazabi24 SaZAbi

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    Mafia has more guns
     
  24. TheHolyDarkness Punishier of Conceited Light

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    "Everybody wants to be the mafia."

    I agreed with that quote in the show lol.

    ~TheHolyDarkness Out~
     
  25. Grandmaster Kane Banned

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    Slow icepick stab muthafucka!
     
  26. neodragzero Holy Jesus Bolter

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  27. Akatora Active Member

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    Next thing people will say Yakuza instead of Gangster

    Seriously using a term like that instead of cool is weird since not everyone share that point of view and it span so many people it's bound to be unworthy of being compared to a word like that.(Cool, lame you name it they won't be able to span that many)
     

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