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Would you fuck your mother, NF?

Discussion in 'Konoha Lounge' started by FUCK Alex, Jul 7, 2012.

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  1. FUCK Alex New Member

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    The year is 2030. There are billions-upon-billions of toxic cells in the air causing a virus that kills people. You contain a near-cure substance only found in your bloodline. You have no siblings and no immediate family left alive. The substance is weak in just you, however.

    They need you to reproduce with a member of your own family. Your mother. The government and billions of others are counting on you to go back in time and reproduce with your mother. Unfortunately, this isn't the only downside. They want to kill your offspring, extract the blood, and use it as a temporary treatment for the virus.

    What would you do?
     
  2. Zaru ________________________________ Advisor

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    Uh. The alternative is dying a horrible death in a depopulated world and ending humanity.
    And if we can go back in time, there must be other ways to prevent this. Not really a well-thought-through scenario.
     
  3. Scarlet Lord Of Red

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    No. but I'd FUCK Alex.
     
  4. Brotha Yasuji &#32

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    So you have fantasies about fucking your mother and just wanted to covertly say it in a really stupid thread?
     
  5. zeKitsune Deal With It

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    Dude seriously. No.
     
  6. Mintaka Active Member

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    What if your mother is dead?
     
  7. Archangel Michael ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็ ็็็็็

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    No, That is disturbing, weird and disgusting.
     
  8. Oturan .

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    I would do absolutely noting.
     
  9. Scarlet Lord Of Red

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    :lmao


    youre funny.
     
  10. Vermin ▄█▀ █ █▀█ █▀ █▄█ █▄

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    you've been watching too many Sci-Fi movies, man.
     
  11. Bioness In the Wired

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    If staying within this scenario it doesn't have to be our Mother..it could be a distant ancestor who never had children.

    Thus no real harm done to anything.
     
  12. Mintaka Active Member

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    No such thing.
     
  13. TenshiNeko 浮竹隊長の天使猫

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    No, I wouldn't. The reasons being:

    A) I'm a girl

    B) My mother was a foul, abusive, mean, nasty, ugly piece-of-shit woman with the personality of one of Satan's demons. Even if I were a guy I wouldn't go anywhere near her. ugh!

    C) She's been dead for a good number of years. If you really want to dig her up and try screwing with what's left of her, I'm sure she wouldn't mind, just leave a few dollars in the coffin for her fee



    I'm not being rude, I'm just telling the truth
     
  14. Shaz &#32

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    Are you an inbred?
     
  15. Mist Puppet HATE NEWSPAPERS Moderator

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    It's not even a cure, just a "temporary" treatment? (whatever the hell that means)

    lol
     
  16. Orochimaru <div class="smallfont"><font face='Palatino Linoty

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    No, but I'd fuck your mother.
     
  17. hammer Active Member

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    if we traveled back in time why would we need to fuck our mother?
     
  18. Island In the Sun

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    X would like to have a talk with you.
     
  19. Shaz &#32

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  20. Revolution Uchiha

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl

    I :heart NF
     
  21. Netorie Harbinger of Suffering

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    ITT: we reveal sick fantasies.
     
  22. Vermin ▄█▀ █ █▀█ █▀ █▄█ █▄

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    i was hoping for an interesting thread on NF, but this was not what i had in mind :D:
     
  23. Synn Active Member

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    No, but I would FUCK Alex.

    And your mother.
     
  24. ℛei ( ༎ຶ෴༎ຶ)♥(ㅎ_ㅎ )

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    lulzy thread is lulzy
     
  25. Ghost Active Member

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    I'd rather kill her. I'd do your mom though.
     
  26. Synn Active Member

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    That sig. :nosebleed

    Who's that guy on the right? I'd fuck him too.
     
  27. Darc &#32

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    Sigmund Freud believed every son wanted to do this at some point or another, proof white people been crazy since the 1800's
     
  28. Amatérasu’s Son Spring is in the air...and I'm sneezing.

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    Indeed, Siggy would definitely have a field day in this thread.

    In a Thick German accent, "How long have you had these thoughts about your mothzer?"
     
  29. Mintaka Active Member

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    "Well there was this tine when I was 5 and....."
     
  30. Andrew Jesus is the Savior

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    During this outbreak, people would be aware and wear breath through mask until it is over.

    / end Thread.
     
  31. Swarmy Arthropodic Superiority

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    That's some virus :rotfl
     
  32. tgre wait what?

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    ITT: OP is trying to justify his boner for his mommy.
     
  33. Prince Vegeta What's the topic of discussion

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    I will fuck mankind fuck it i dont care how many people die.

    No way in hell I do anything with my mom.
     
  34. Owl Banned

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    This gotta be the most laugh worthy thread on NF :lmao
     
  35. hammer Active Member

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    he believed everyone's problems with everything involved sex with their parents.
     
  36. Owl Banned

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    Wasn't Freud in love with his sister?
     
  37. hammer Active Member

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    She probably looked like their mom
     
  38. Gino CUINH311

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    Don't have one of those....
     
  39. Scarlet Lord Of Red

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    Personally.


    I would fuck the shit out of my mom.


    The thought of all the hardcore incest kind of turns me on.



    Erection. :distracted
     
  40. Kue Active Member

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    Can I fuck you instead?
     
  41. Hatifnatten Banned

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    I just fucked yours.
     
  42. Run.The.Animal Fox.Sage

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    Treatments don't cure the disease, they mostly just manage it and make it easier to ignore. Like herpes cream. You can rub it in, you can make the irritating part go away, but you'll always have herpes.

    So basically, OP is offering you a chance to let people manage the virus easier until they inevitably die horribly from it regardless.
     
  43. Anarch let's roll the dice

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    Get off the internet and go see a shrink
     
  44. Karsh In medias res

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    If the OP wasn't full of plot holes I would have said that human kind would be officially extinct
     
  45. Palpatine Heheheh

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  46. Soul King Satan Wears RMK Shit

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    No, I wouldn't have sex with my mother.
     
  47. Ice Chewing gum

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    Holy shit, wtf OP? Keep your sick-ass fetishes to yourself.
     
  48. Ubereem Fear necessary for Evolution

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    such a silly thread.
     
  49. Susano-o The Auspicious One

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    thread title is awesome and lured me in, too bad the opening post itself is typical shitterbox level
     
  50. Zenith Semper Superne Nitens

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    I'd gladly do yours,but the problem is you restricted it to mine,so no
     
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