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Why do fat women want skinny men?

Discussion in 'Konoha Plaza (Old)' started by RugerRell, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. RugerRell styling on you

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    As you guys may have guessed women hit on me alot. Now I don't really mind it but today seemed like more fat women kept approaching me. I even had to check to make sure I didn't have any hidden klondike bars on me. I just didn't understand it. Do they think someone like me would actually want to be in a relationship with them? Why would I want to look like the number 1O when we walk down a street? Why don't these fat women stay with their own kind?

    If there are any fat women on this board, can you explain it to me?
     
  2. -18 Banned

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    So it look likes heaven and earth:zaru
     
  3. Ari Banned

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    Fat people need to lose weight.
     
  4. cacophony Member

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    I am an expert in this field. A fatty recently approched a friend of mine and as always offered a blowjob. My friend thought she was joking and chuckled only to find that she was as serious as fried chicken.

    I am actually starting to beleive that dont even understand, nor can they comprehend their own body mass. When they look into a mirror thay cause a rip in space time, imploding into their own reflection, which then causes a chemical reaction, which actually spawns an army of microscopic parasites that invade the mind and distort the refelction in the mirror. Ive done countless experiments and have a great deal of experience in this area of study so dont doubt me.


    JK i don no.
     
  5. Zaxxon Active Member

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    Same reason a fat guy wants a thin woman. :zaru





    I feel I just owned myself. >___>
     
  6. Ari Banned

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    I :facepalm at the really fat people IRL
     
  7. Batman M.I.S.

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    Jack Sprat complex? :zaru
     
  8. Dave Banned

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    because they want motherfucking RUGER RELL
     
  9. saint_Reginold Iron Chef French

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    Just because a chick is fat as hell that doesn't mean she is automatically attracted to guys of the same size. It would be like if a fat guy wanted a skinny chick. It is understandable I guess...

    But seriosly they need to get outta here with that stuff. If you weigh more than me then its a no go...
     
  10. slimscane King Slime Scane

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    Probably so they can have a normal weight relationship by balancing out how fat they are.
     
  11. Xaldin New Member

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    i dunno know about you guys, but i dont mind if a guy has some meat on his bones... if you know what i mean...! XD
     
  12. Reverend Shnorr Prying open my thrid eye

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    Simple because really fat chicks have trouble having sex with really fat men, its to complicated and awkward. Get a skinny man and he can fit in between her thighs, makes it that much easier.
     
  13. Killa Cam mac likes back

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    Alright we get it, you're fiending for a man with a big cock.
     
  14. Run.The.Animal Fox.Sage

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    Its a ploy. She's just hungry.
     
  15. DA Dave Banned

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    True story right hur
     
  16. acrimonious spinebreak away fighting dragons

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    Hmm, your theory is incomplete. Fat men want skinny women.

    maybe it would be more accurate to say:

    "fat people want skinny people."

    or even:

    "all people want skinny people."

    and additionally:

    "mean-spirited jerks want to make fun of fat people for no reason."
     
  17. ?  

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    It's as mysterious as to why many teenaged girls want all guys who are even remotely Japanese to be gay.

    If you ever figure out why, please let me know. :oh

    EDIT:

    Yur on to somethin'. :LOS
     
  18. SunnyxShine Queen Seon Deok ♥

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    why do fat guys want skinny grls D:
     
  19. ~L~ Lililicious

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    :lmao

    another classic thread by RugerRell :zaru
     
  20. ɒiƨʜɒɿ ƚɘivoƨ Thankful

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    Yin and yang, dood.
     
  21. guro I like ice cream

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    Because they're fat bitches.
     
  22. Pink Floyd A Crazy Diamond

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    I'm sorry, but that does not translate into meat on his penis.
     
  23. Eirizzy Banned

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    i dont want to be offensive, but its like how ugly people want hot people lol !
     
  24. C?k --------

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    ahahahahaahah!

    It's true. I crave hot people :(
     
  25. Major ▼▲▼▲▼

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    Fat on fat are like the opposite sides of a magnet - they repel. I dont even think sex is theorettically possible
     
  26. Dango suit & tie

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    Just be flattered they approach you.


    Oh, and what Zaxxon said.
     
  27. Dark Evangel Kosmike Katastrophe

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    Because it's the opposite. *duh*
     
  28. Rolling~Star confused by the new layout

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    Because some women are seeking attention from people. It's just a coincidence that they're all fucking fat.
     
  29. Yumiko~ New Member

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    Because they don't need another fat person in their life story? I don't have a clue :p
     
  30. Krisis :squish

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    Opposites attract :headscrat
     
  31. Payapaya ...

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    Would you even want to see two fat people having sex. :wink

    I think the thought bothers themselves that why. Besides I think they want to go after people who they think are hot. So you can not really blame them. :amuse
     
  32. E Active Member

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    sounds like the bitches in my skool :zaru

    srsly, there'll be bitches ugly as fuck, fat-ass weeble-wabble lookin'-ass whales, and they still want to have such high standards as to say, "oh hell no, my bf needs to look bangin' yo, six pack and everything"

    :facepalm
     
  33. legan Banned

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    You stole my line :pek
     
  34. Ornina falling

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    That's what I wanted to say. :zaru
     
  35. Kusogitsune Banned

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    Because 2 fat bellies bumping together kinda block the dick from getting in the pussy. I'm dead serious.
     
  36. Creator ♥Tsunade's Husband♥

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    Opposites attract. :jk
     
  37. legan Banned

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    Way too slow on that one bud :zaru
     
  38. Zal?onze (ノ⊙▂⊙)ノ

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    Because fat people think skinny people are hawt :jk
     
  39. ?Fallacy? -Schrei-

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    I'll agree. I crave hot men slighty skinny men.....:shifty and full bodied women :hehee
     
  40. Kusogitsune Banned

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  41. Revy baebaeGAReeb<3

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    Reminds me of the chicks at my school.:zaru
     
  42. Saiky Empirette

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    fat people need luvin too
     
  43. Kusogitsune Banned

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    More bounce for the ounce, huh? :zaru
     
  44. ~Gesy~ Well-Known Member

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    they want to build up their self esteem.
     
  45. Kusogitsune Banned

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    Most fat guys have small dicks.
     
  46. Dionysus Brandy and Death

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    A healthy diet may start with low fat intake.
     
  47. Kek Gears That Don't Mesh

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    The same reson why fat ugly men want gorgeous women. :zaru
     
  48. Ooter Oo

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    To increase their confidence
     
  49. Juubi Active Member

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    Why do fat men want skinny women? Maybe they imagine skinny people to be a better fuck.
     
  50. Vault Time: Donut of the heart

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    i think its more like why do fat man want skinny women :huh

    but if its fat women wanting skinny men, then real man should realize the bigger the cushion the better the pushing :zaru
     

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