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Ultimate Proof Against SasuSaku {And NaruHina ETC- Mild Spoilers}

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by Uchiha Min-no-ko, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. Uchiha Min-no-ko Gay Marriage > SasuSaku*

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    {Images will be up soon, I hope.}
    Well, you come across all these debates, ranging from SasuSaku will happen because he's her first love, and SasuSaku will happen because he didn't hurt her in the Reunion, to SasuSaku will happen because Sakura is a short, pink-haired Mikoto, and the Sannin parallels.

    I've come to the complete, total proof that they should all be shoved into the toilet. How can we tell?
    Hair Color
    Yes. You heard/saw that. Their hair. And whether it's light or dark.

    My evidence?
    This list of official pairings:
    Asuma x Kurenai {Kurenai is having Asuma's baby, remember?}
    Fugaku x Mikoto {That's Sasuke's parents!}
    Minato x Kushina {That's Naruto's parents}
    Tsunade x Dan


    Notice, each and every pairing...had matching hair. (And the girl had long hair, but we'll get there in a moment.)

    What does this tell us?

    I rest my case. SasuSaku can not happen. Absolutely CANNOT happen. Neither can NaruHina.

    Additionally, all girls have long hair in pairings, at least a little past their shoulders.
    This means Sakura CANNOT be paired until she regrows her hair.


    Please keep in mind this is a Joke thread. The writer supports NaruSaku, but this thread is not meant to be taken seriously. Thank you.
     
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2007
  2. jefu ?_?

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    This is probably the worst evidence for anything I've ever read. Sorry, dude.
     
  3. Uchiha Min-no-ko Gay Marriage > SasuSaku*

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    Would you read that last little state ment on the bottom? -raises eyebrows- As well as the section it's in.
     
  4. Mike Hunt Spittin dat real talk fuck yal

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    LOLS. Hair is proof who you're going to pair with :LOS
     
  5. Uchiha Min-no-ko Gay Marriage > SasuSaku*

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    ^___^ Better believe it!
    Now we aaaall know who Hinata'll end up with.
    Shikamaru! ^__^
     
  6. Para bailar la bamba Advisor

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    Yeah; joke threads are meant to be funny. Try again.

    Red and yellow aren't the same colour either :zaru
     
  7. itachi_rockstar Akatsuki Follower

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    I dont care what the reason is. I just know it wont happen. I SUPPORT THIS THREAD!!!!
     
  8. Uchiha Min-no-ko Gay Marriage > SasuSaku*

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    Joke thread: A thread not meant to be taken seriously.
    I'm just sick and tired of all the lousy evidence for things and decided to let off stress. =.='
    Actually, they are the same "shade"- meaning light or dark.

    @ IRS- Yay, your first post! ^___^ I feel honoured!
     
  9. Raiden I'm with <b><font color="#ff6600">COCO</font></b>

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    If a thread is not serious, then members take is as supposed to be funny. Next time you make a thread in the Park, make up some sort of joke or the result will be the same.
     
  10. Heavens Wrath Cry, scream, shout, and die!

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    This thread has won :yell

    CANON PROOFZ! :zaru
     
  11. itachi_rockstar Akatsuki Follower

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    to be honest there are many things that show that it wont happen. there are too many outside factors that threaten this "pairing". For example, if the manga follows the traditional hero format, then Naruto will get his girl in the end. And I do admit she looks like Naruto's mom in some way. Those two together do resemble his parents.

    If not that then there's the simple fact that Sasuke isn't interested in any one but Itachi. He plans to mutilate first THEN revive the clan. And to be honest, most of the people in the original clan all had DARK hair. I doubt he'd go mess up what he means to recreate with some bubblegum haired [expletive]. Sorry. Raven haired vs. cotton candy? Go jump off of a building.

    Lastly, Rock Lee and Sakura together is more likely. I can't help but remember the Chuunin Exams. She pretended not to like him when others were around but when they were alone...there was some serious chemistry my friend. Especially when he was defending her from the Sound Ninja while Naruto and Sasuke were out cold. She was giving him the "my hero" look and said something to him....I'll find out and come back to share later. And afterwards Im sure she was the only one to give him flowers...if not then also was Ino but Im sure Ino just felt bad.

    Bottom line: IT AINT POSSIBLE.
     
  12. itachi_rockstar Akatsuki Follower

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    i do propose the reason that Sasuke is asexual. Asexual is very fun.
     
  13. iDrum Womp womp womp

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    Well, I guess that means Naruto's stuck with Ino or Temari. Poor guy.
     
  14. Uchiha Min-no-ko Gay Marriage > SasuSaku*

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    IRS, the library will be your new best friend, especially if we stay in the same threads. :wtf

    Heavens, thank you. ^___^ I appreciate that.

    iDrum: Yes, probably Ino, since she resembles his Orioke no Jutsu form. -nods-
     
  15. Raiden I'm with <b><font color="#ff6600">COCO</font></b>

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    Dude, this is a section for jokes, don't take it seriously. Go to the regular library if you want to have discussion like that. Good post but you need to read the rules and the summary for each section.
     
  16. itachi_rockstar Akatsuki Follower

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    Poo Flinging time

    *flings monkey and cat poo at you*
    yeah yeah i know....but i REALLY hate sakura. she ruined pink for me.
    *flings more poo*
     
  17. Kira Shin Sekai No Kami

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    Not funny at all. 'Ulimate' Fail. Nice point though. Unfortunately:

    X
     
  18. Uchiha Min-no-ko Gay Marriage > SasuSaku*

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    I will say again that this was not directly meant to be funny. It was something I felt a need to post, that wasn't serious.
    It is neither.
     
  19. Metatron ~The True King

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    Lol....it is funny.
    If anyone does believe this, they're very gullible.
    btw, you messed up with Dan(Purple) and Tsunade(Blonde) and Kushina(Red) and Minato(Blonde).
     
  20. Uchiha Min-no-ko Gay Marriage > SasuSaku*

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    I know...I should change that to Shade- Light/Dark. ^__^'
     

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