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Temple of Uchiha Gods

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    "Its about time someone created a FC to worship the Uchiha Gods." - Uchihawk
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    Very Important:Under no circumstances shall UG/UPF members post in the Golden Byakugam FC.
    Doing so will result in the immediate expulsion from the group on our side.

    Reasons why the Uchiha Gods Deserve this FC:
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    Complete Selected Quotes from Uchiha Bible:
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    Message from Uchihawk, why UG is the right FC to join
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    An Interview with our Chief Prophet and Leader
    http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=16752608&postcount=3


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    Temple of Uchiha Gods

    "Its about time someone created a FC to worship the Uchiha Gods." - Uchihawk
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    By Katon

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    Very Important:Under no circumstances shall UG/UPF members post in the Golden Byakugam FC.
    Doing so will result in the immediate expulsion from the group on our side.

    Reasons why the Uchiha Gods Deserve this FC:
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    Complete Selected Quotes from Uchiha Bible:
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    Message from Uchihawk, why UG is the right FC to join
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    An Interview with our Chief Prophet and Leader
    http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=16752608&postcount=3


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    Awesome Poem by Jetstorm
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    50. An Uchiha can fool the greatest genius in the universe a thousand times with the same trick. (Epiphany26)

    51. "Dabbi wrote the song "Blue" after he got gang raped by the Uchihas"

    52. 51. Once upon a time there was a man that didn't respect the Uchiha. He is no more. (Woozie)

    53. Itachi is like zeus king of the gods, killing his own clan(like zeus did the titans) so he and hes brother(like Zeus and his brothers) could be the only gods" (kyuubifan)

    54."The main purpose of the Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu is not to kill but to incinerate the slain corpses. When Uchihas use it to attack, it is because they already see their target as a corpse." (Epiphany)

    55. "When mortal Ninja's face Godly Uchiha shinobi's, they dont think on how to fight, they think how fast itll be before theyll hit the solid ground DEAD!" (Kyuubifan)

    56. Because of the Uchihas, people had to create a new unit of measurement, the DPS (Deaths per Second). (Epiphany26)

    57. Does anyone remember that Hidden Cloud never participated in the Chuunin exam. They heard that an Uchiha was entering and decided that it just wasn't worth it with the casualties that would follow. (Kaminari)

    58. Kishimoto begged Itachi for permission to hold him back against Jiraiya in Part I because then the story would have been over if Itachi was not such a nice guy. (Kenpachi_Uchiha)

    59. "When mortal Ninja's face Godly Uchiha shinobi's, they dont think on how to fight, they think how fast itll be before theyll hit the solid ground DEAD!" (Kyuubifan)

    60. "And thus Itachi sama left Uchiha mountain, and descended upon the mortal realm to teach them the meanings of Ownage"

    The raise of Itachi san, Uchiha bible, chapter 2. (Kyuubifan)


    61. "...And thus the humans saw a power to be, shining under the lights of heaven...as they knew he was the one...he was an Uchiha".

    The Uchiha bible, chapter 3, The first discovery of an Uchiha in Narutoverse. (Kyuubifan)


    62. "And so it came to be, knowing the ancient prophecy is near, that Itachi sama took his godly skill killing the fallen gods in a single sweep...leaving Only he and his brother young god Sasuke to be. As the future of the world will rest in the godly feats...as the eternal Sharingan Eyes never sleeps"

    future battle of the ages. Itachi vs Sasuke...god Vs god, book 3 of Uchiha wars. (Kyuubifan)


    63. "Thus they all shall see...non belivers through share fear, the godly power of our clan, survivng the unholly fires of the depths of hell, raising to rule yet again"

    Return of a god, Sasuke vs Deidara, chapter 363 (Kyuubifan)


    64. "When even the most feared shinobis of all the villages hear that an Uchiha is in a 100KM radius, they flee the scene with tremendous fear...such is the power of Uchiha just by name." (Kyuubifan)

    65. "The 4th hokage was so skilled, that a flee-on-sight order was given to enemy shinobis if they see him...On the other hand, there are shinobis even more powerfull that a hara-kiri(kill urself) order was given when they see an Uchiha...the enemey villager kages said that it was better than suffering the pain when actully going into a battle with a god." (Kyuubifan)
     
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    nice one but try to rephrase it:wink

    :p give it another shot
     
  9. Jonas Banned

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    I want to joinage.

    Reason?

    Because the Akatsuki Leader shivers in fear once he hears that Sasuke is after him and his organization.
     
  10. Dementia narnia in a vagina

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    Join!

    #.They doesn't lack Hatred, and Hatred is what runs the world.
    Does this suit?:amuse
     
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  11. Kaminari Active Member

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    I want to join

    The Uchiha are Gods, because either you belive in them or you don't. Then you will burn in hell
     
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    All three of you are in.
     
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    18. The most sacred place on the face of Earth is the Nakano Shrine under the 7th Tatami Mat on the right side.
     
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    19. Masashi Kishimoto created the Narutoverse, and then he sent down the God Tribe knows as Uchiha to rule over it.
     
  15. Dementia narnia in a vagina

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    As far as I know,
    Amaterasu -shining over heaven goddess, is only one of their techniques. o_O
     
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    So its amaterasu, and they yet to be seen susanowo
     
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    Let me in!
    I have fought (pwned) these damn Narutards for so long and seen them cry rivers so many times in delight that I can't not join this awsome fanclub!:laugh
     
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    you are in!!!:cool

    But later on you must add a line for the list.:p
     
  19. Devilguy Darkness over 9,000!!!

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    Sasuke's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
     
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    lol, fucking amazing!:laugh
     
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    Uchiha's can call God's powers with their skills, but as even Itachi has mentioned, abilities like Mangekyou Sharingan, ruin their eyes, which means that if an Uchiha has strong techniques like that he'll finally lose it all when he/she loses his vision; considering that Itachi is gonna get killed by Sasuke (with a very small possibility being this the opposite), Tobi might get killed for being an akatsuki, that'll leave us with only Sasuke, the clan would take about too much time to "reappear" again (if it does "reappear"). They were able to create a genius, but i don't think that brought them too much happines didn't it? (talking 'bout Itachi).

    (By the way, i'm not against Itachi he is a very cool character, his clan was too weak for him..)
     
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    Intresting fact Sasuke is the character with the worst Win/Loss record in the whole manga

    the list just goes on and on and soon another Loss will be added :amuse
     
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    Its interesting that Sasuke has a pet name Kyuubi and a bitch call Naruto.:amuse
     
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    When Uchihas go on a diet they can only pwn Demons.

    When Uchihas want a real challange, they fight Uchihas.
     
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    lol!

    When people try to scare Uchihas, their heart beat never change.
    When Uchihas scare other people though, it makes even people who like to cut of legs of their victims (meaning wicked people) to crap their pants :nuts
     
  26. Kaminari Active Member

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    Uchihas has two speeds: Walk and Kill.X
     
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    Kakashi Hatake became legendary with just one Uchiha eye. If one eye = legendary, imagine what a whole body can do.
     
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    I want to Join. Interesting fact Kenpachi is the name given to the person who has killed the most and is the strongest death god. Uchiha is the name given to the one who owns and pawns the most in the narutoverse. The name alone inspires fear in every shinobi even, one as badass as Orochimaru. Jiraiya knows that next time he faces Itachi he will get molested worse than kid at the Jackson Ranch.
     
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    Another win.:nod

    ..and another.:nod The whole body makes the God, duh.:grin
     
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    The Uchiha Gods eat Death Gods for breakfast.
     
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    Thank you Seiko for letting me know about this. I want joinage.

    As the Uchiha gods have proven, if you fight for revenge, you live. If you fight to protect what's precious, you die. With revenge you will fight to live at all costs, so that you may enjoy it and gloat over the corpses who have fallen at your feet. Those that are precious pick the absolute worst time in a fight to become worthless, costing you your life in protecting them. You cannot continue to spread your magnificence if you're dead.
     
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    An Uchiha defeated 1'000 ninja, and walk out without a scratch.
     
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    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Uchihas. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Uchihas.
     
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    An emotionless Root Anbu took one look at the Sharingan and peed his pants.
     
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    Never piss off an Uchiha. He will grow wings and stomp you into the ground.
     
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    How Many Uchiha's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
     
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    Jesus is almost as cool as Sasuke... but he lacks hatred, a badass sword, and cool hair. So I converted to Uchihaism.

    Yes I worship Uchiha gods now... and pray I can be worthy of Sasuke. :wtf
     
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    Only 1, to make their pet Kyuubi do it for them.
     
  39. Shinigami Perv Go Hawks!

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    lol good old family pet.
     
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    When an Uchiha takes a crap, an Uzumaki is there to clean his ass.
     
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    HA HA HA HA HA

    This shit got my spitting out my milk.

    Priceless.
     
  42. Kenpachi_Uchiha Hope Won't Die

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    Hey jack my name is spelled with a N in it not an M. I only wish Lotu were here to see us. He would be proud.:cry
     
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    I'm sure he's sitting on a cloud in heaven. :cry
     
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    Screw Lotu Screw you all
     
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    You're not even worthy of entertaining us, buffoon.:amuse
     
  46. Para bailar la bamba Advisor

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    ...so can I join? I attempted the first requirement...
     
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    Yes, you're already a member, but Jack forgot to add you.

    Welcome. ^_^
     
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    How does 1 enter this FC ?
     
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    Renounce your love for Naruto and forever see the light of the Uchihas.
     
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    lol, my apologies, i will fix it.
     
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    You lack hatred.
     
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