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So, Have you Learned any life lessons from Naruto, or maybe been inspired...?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Danse, May 7, 2007.

  1. Danse Smexing the

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    12 year old kids killing other people isn't murder

    Doing certain hand gestures can turn you into a sexy naked girl

    Cutting our thumbs and saying jibberish lets us summon giant animals

    Hiding half your face and looking high makes you cool

    Giant throwing stars hitting you in the back won't kill you

    500 clones is better than 1

    Weird hair-dos are cool

    How to walk on water

    It's ok for 12 year old kids to cuss

    Demon Fire Fox beats everything

    Giant swords are just as good as tiny kunai throwing knives

    and that Kankuro is acctually Batman.


    anyone else learned anything from Naruto?
     
  2. ♠Mr.Nibbles♠ Nibbles on Nipples

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    CS could tranform you into something desirable....

    Not using Visine to get the red out gives you Sharingan

    Controlling Sand and various aspects of nature is possible w/the right amount of Chakra
     
  3. Danny Make out with my chest

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    Be the popular character. it means immortality
     
  4. Kunga ..

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    Its anime :p........
     
  5. Sasori <font color="#8B0000">● GB Genius ●</font>

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  6. Danny Make out with my chest

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    Sasori isnt really dead.....


    I see him in the faces of wooden children
     
  7. Danse Smexing the

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    if someone looks like there blind they cant actuly see your insides
     
  8. Krahiz The Shadow Paladin

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    -Krahiz-

    That 12 year old kids actually look like they're 15

    That hiding your face with a mask 24/7 is somehow cool

    That ppl got hmmm, around 20 gallons of blood
     
  9. Danse Smexing the

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    if i stop waxing my eyebrows so they go really thick and get a bowl cut, people find it sexy
     
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  10. Malice Retired

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    you FAIL .
     
  11. Nelo there?s a funny story for that

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    This is about Naruto, not Bleach! ^^

    If the school bully is beating you up, just fart, then you?ll be able to beat him up!

    12-year-old kids are having serious crushes which will definitely last their entire life, and are TRUE LOVE!

    If you happen to be called Gai, you?re made of pure win!

    AND: All we want is just a hug from our parents... who are carrying swords while doing so!
     
  12. Danse Smexing the

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    iv learned that beating people up till they can move can also be called "training"
     
  13. Fuujin ̣

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    15 year olds look like they're 20

    Fans are dangerous weapons

    Running on trees in orange jumpsuits is a great way to do undercover missions

    Children are great anti-terrorists

    Guns don't kill people....and neither do kunai, katons, ANBU, giant tigers, or even falling 200ft into solid rock head first while an emo is giving you an upside-down hug
     
  14. Hiruko Puppet

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    If you have the sharingan, you win. Every time.
    Unless ifyou are facing rock lee. Or jiraiya. Or another sharingan user.
     
  15. Dango suit & tie

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    You know you really need to get laid when anime characters like Itachi start to look really hot.
     
  16. Deniz Freedom

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    bowl cut + thick brows + green spandex = cool
     
  17. Lemonade Active Member

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    I've learn that revenge is retarded.
     
  18. RyRyMini boys don't cry

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    Just for the record..you can't GROW your eyebrows lmaooo

    Main character's privilege.
     
  19. Yakushi Kabuto Socks Activate! Shape of a Retired Smod

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    It is possible to be made out of snakes.


    Having six arms is perfectly acceptable.

    Girls with pink hair can punch really hard.

    Hits that can even crumble buildings can never damage faces.
     
  20. TriSal Shino 4 life......

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    I've leaned:

    eat three pills=thin body
    that deidara can pleasure himself like nobdy else can
    in the world of naruto there is no need for plastic surgery
    that no one lies when fighting
     
  21. Louchan Someday, shine with me

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    Alcohol makes you strong.
     
  22. sweep Member

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    Jesus has good chakra control.
     
  23. Judgemento It's a duck

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    I have learned that main characters will win everything and anything at any time anywhere always
     
  24. Danse Smexing the

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    iv also learned that if you move you fingers chakra string comes out of them

    and if humans breed with fish we will get Kisame looking people
     
  25. Tousen GB's Lobbyist

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    oh boy ive learned so much

    being a peeping tom helps you write great books

    dogs really do have a squishy paws

    stay away from anyone who suffers from insomnia

    its not difficult for a woman with extremely large breast to run without anyproblems

    play with clay is even lamer then what i thought it was back in the third grade

    and having thick eyebrows will never get you a girl
     
  26. F.Beckenbauer Banned

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    i learned that people can live more then 200 years and be able to almost beat up a snake human Michael jackson like creature with a extremlley long mouth organ

    and i learned that the same snake like human MJ creature can pull a sword out of his mouth

    you can still see even tho your eyes r completley white

    red eyes can see better then normal eyes

    great grandsons of leaders often want to beat up their own greath grandfathers
     
  27. Tousen GB's Lobbyist

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    about your snake human MJ

    i would just like to add he really does like little boys
     
  28. leetlegit UCLA

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    Characters who wear the same clothes for days.
     
  29. fennixfire Fear me for I am a(n)

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    This is pure win! :p
     
  30. Konoha.Green.Beast. I do not exist.

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    been drunk makes you powerful.

    you can spin like a vortex.

    but most of all:

    nylon and Latex aren't just for sexual themes, they are to look cool o.o
     

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