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Shikamaru is hot shit let me tell you why

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by Way to Troublesome, Sep 16, 2008.

  1. Way to Troublesome Member

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    Whats up sluts I know you want me to answer why hes so damn cash.

    Guess what?

    I'll fuckin tell you bro.

    I started reading this shit while I was working at the fucking "R Zone" at toys r us a few months back.

    1. Number one, He is smart as shit. Hes got some like mozart amadeus shit going on up in that head of his. First off he was always dissin naruto like he was his bitch. When he was fucking telling that little orange queer he didn't even know him at the time. He was like get on my dick bro. anyways shit happens and he becomes a chunnin or some shit like that. anyways right after that he got that bitch with the jap fan to fucking want to get on top of him just by hiding in trees.

    2. Number Two, did you see the way he fucking threw his jacket up in the air like a parachute. Thats shit is fucking BOMB. Tell you what go outside get a fucking knife duct tape it to a jacket and try to make it float for like a god damn minute. Shit doesnt work!

    3. Number Three, He totally slept with every blonde headed chick in konohar. Lets list these bitches off.

    1 - Ino : This is grade A slut. She was always being a dumb bitch but he fucked her anyways. Why do you think she was so nice to him when they got out of that forest. She did shit that's why.

    2 - Chinese Fan Lady : She was so impressed when he fucking let her win because he knew she was a dumb bitch. She totally fucked that guy after there match was over. You see how fucking skank that bitch dressed. Yeah he still fucked it.

    3 - Tsunade : This bitch is like 80. Sure she acts like a fucking child eating hob goblin most of the time but he showed her where her place was. We always know this bitch just wants to fuck people. Fuck her and her skanky ass boy friend. PS FUCK YOU JIAIRAIYA Or what ever your shit is.

    4 - Different colored hair girls : He fucked them too. Cept sakura shes like a christian or some shit.

    BACK TO THE STORY AT HAND

    4. Number Four, He Doesnt Give a shit. He would fuck your mom and be like girls are troublesome. OK listen up also he has fucking badass hair. Ponytails show me anyone else that does that shit in naurot with such fucking style. Your right no one does.

    5. Number Five, He smokes.

    6. Number Six, He can cry. Real men fucking cry. Shit he was all emotional n shit but that dumb bitch he fucked was giving him shit. His dad was giving him shit just because shika gets more pussy.

    7. Number Seven, He fucking buried a guy alive. He is a true gangster. Oh and he blew him up before that.

    8. Number Eight, He fucking moves shadows. Do you even understand that. Moves...Shadows. THEY ARE FUCKING SHADOWS. IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD FUCKING TAKE THAT SHADOW ON THE MOON AND PULL THE EARTH AND MAKE A FUCKING EPIC COLLISION.

    9. Number Nine, He can beat anyone in the entire naruto shit. Try your fucking demon crap he'll put a cig out in your eye. Try your red eye shit he'll fucking Visine that shit. DONT START SHIT.


    So that's why dont try to argue

    fuck you this guy rocks shit

    bitch

    So cash.
     
  2. Death-kun Active Member

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  3. the box BEAST

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  4. Lord Genome Spiral King

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  5. Dakota all you want is nikes

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    Shit was so cash .
     
  6. bleach toshiro New Member

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    this is by far the funniest and post epic thread :)
    your my new best friend dude
     
  7. Euraj StraightOuttaJakku

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    Shikamaru is the shit. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

    So cash.

    (Did you spend your two years thinking this up?)
     
  8. Kyuubi Naruto Hounds of Justice

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    Shikamaru sucks when you compare him this way.

    This is so cash.
     
  9. the_wiseman_speaketh Member

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  10. Spencer_Gator Pain is a god.

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    This is cash. lol great thread man
     
  11. Way to Troublesome Member

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    No I just fuckin finished a bottle of morgan straight and was thinking shit over and it all made sense
     
  12. L. Lawliet Ontological Terrorist

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    Sasuke being a whiny bitch? Spamming MS jutsu?

    Visine that shit.
     
  13. The Wired Kokkor Heckus

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    I don't like Shikamaru very much.. but you make good points. And you are a funny Guy.
     
  14. Gary Zap!

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    cool story bro
     
  15. Spencer_Gator Pain is a god.

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  16. Hatake Riku White Fang's Reincarnation

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    The epicness to this thread disables me from properly responding....I knew shikamaru was full of win but now thanks to you. I also know he's so cash as well.
    U forgot to mention the middle one of the blonde chick he fucks now follows him around town like a girl hooked on dick would.

    WHAT U GONNA DO WHEN AMTERASU, TSUKIYOMI, SUSANOO COME AT YOU?

    Visine that shit
     
  17. Gary Zap!

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    / thread
     
  18. Gspot El Capitan

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    damn, son. this is some fresh shit.

    haha alright
     
  19. Jegan747 Master Chief

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  20. Hippie Banned

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    shit nigga, gotta love that shit
     
  21. Harley Active Member

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    This thread is good stuff.
     
  22. Gary Zap!

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    Lets hope he makes more :)
     
  23. Yakushi Kabuto Socks Activate! Shape of a Retired Smod

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    This thread is awe-inspiring. It works because it could be offensive to everyone if a person takes it seriously. xD I like point 6, oh heck, I like all of them. But that one I like because it turns the whole thing about crying around, I see the light! And oh snap, he could totally pwn the earth with the moon, you are a genius, like Shikamaru, have my snake babies!
     
  24. -Dargor- -I survived the fillers-

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    Shikamaru is poop indeed, but I wouldn't touch it to know its temperature :zaru
     
  25. the box BEAST

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    so mean........ :cry
     
  26. kakashi-wont die copying the world

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    dude i saw your post count and iw as ready to call you a noob but damn this made me laugh so hard I farted a few times lol:nuts:nuts
     
  27. ChidoriCurrent Active Member

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    why the hell would you fart after reading this?
     
  28. Koi elite porn commando

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    Hey, have you met UtahCrip?


    Anyway, fucking awesome thread. Agreed on all points.
     
  29. Felix ̣

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    THIS SHIT IS CASH
     
  30. BIGASIA MHMM

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    oh..my..fuckin...god..man

    u just fuckin won...no words can describe this shit...
     
  31. Obito_Mangekyou Member

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    best thread iv'e ever read.
     
  32. osricpearl Underrated

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    lol. OK, this was funny. And you did forget to mention the office chick that follows him around now too. That's another notch on his belt. ;p
     
  33. Sparrow Bite them Back!

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    Shikamaru: The only ninja badass enough to cause a moon-Earth collision if he wanted to.
     
  34. zealot Bring back Garuto

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    This thread...

    ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  35. Proxy .

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    "Visine that shit"

    "So cash"

    :lmao

    Made of win :zaru
     
  36. Minato0o is NOT dead...Y~Y

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    WTF?!Ewww...gross!So thats why I smell something bad...
    Oops...it's me.:ohpek
     
  37. Sunabozu GB's Ghost

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  38. ソラのシン-사마 ѕєχу кєувℓα∂є мαѕтєя

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    This made me LoL

    Make some good points which amused me.

    But I hope you don't talk like that IRL. Otherwise I'd have to slit your thr***. :zaru


    //uZn
     
  39. ~Kaio-Cam~ Katon, Ryukken no Jutsu

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  40. Ohmek Out of my mind!...back in 5min

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    Dude, drink more morgan! You're a fucking genius. Don't stop we need MORE!
     
  41. Matsu Shojin Youton Ninjutsu...

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    Shika is the McGeyver of the narutoverse, which makes him the shit on ice. And thats not a cig he has lit up all the time. That boys blowin on pineapple express while he chokes you the fuck up with your own shadow. Shika's been bout it before Master P. One.
     
  42. guro I like ice cream

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    OP is fucking awesome. I want him to be my best friend.
     
  43. Kankurette Gone

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    Shikamaru also helped strengthen the alliance between Suna and Konoha by fucking all three Sand Siblings. Never again would Gaara look at a pineapple tree without feeling warm in the pants.
     
  44. Xyloxi Active Member

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    I always knew I wasn't alone. :mgnt
     
  45. ndevice Member

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    Fuck, you are like the bomb liek shit y0! I mean liek you are so fuckin' right bro, CHEA!
     
  47. Icegaze 氷の眼差し

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  48. Rain's Angel Poison

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  49. Hatake Riku White Fang's Reincarnation

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    Ur right, I mean...how could u not be gangsta if u could choke peoples with their own shadows....seriously though when is the So Cash FC going to start?
     
  50. Rache Active Member

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    posting in epic thread!
     

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