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Panda "Porn" to Boost Mating Efforts at Thai Zoo

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Hitomi_No_Ryu, Nov 27, 2006.

  1. Hitomi_No_Ryu Lost in UkeNaru fantasies~!

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  2. Kool ka lang -----------

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  3. Neji33 imagine somthing wity

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    wow that is kinda a sad that they have to do that to get them to learn to do it
    No Panda sex ed coarse
    I just thought of Pandas doing it nasty
     
  4. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Panda porn? I sense a new internet trend coming on...
     
  5. Booster Beetle Imp of the Perverse

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    Maybe the sex wasn't great and they decided to just be friends? In which case I guess porn couldn't hurt but it may make the relationship awkward...

    Lin Hui: See, how he's not slobbering all over her neck, Chuang Chuang.
    Chuang Chuang: Quiet, woman, I'm trying to watch!
     
  6. Amaretti No strong feelings whatsoever Advisor

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    I see. Blame the guy panda why don't you.
     
  7. mr_shadow In Tazmo we trust Moderator

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    So...why dont they show the sex-ed to the girl too, so she will know whats comming? Otherwise the guy will just end up raping her :huh
     
  8. Pipboy Now With 96% More Pip

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    I am now officially under the impression that panda's no longer deserve to live.
     
  9. wickeddevil Addicted to caffeine

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    Who's to say the panda will even understand he's watching panda porn... or maybe he'll just prefer to watch the porn and not want to get jiggy wit it.
     
  10. plox Member

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    PANDA PORN??
    whered they get that??
     
  11. Rime Master of the Peep no jutsu

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    Hmm.. interesting... Wouldn't this just spark the development of panda masterbation?
     
  12. Sara Banned

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    PANDA PORN?!?!!?!? I WANTED SLUG PORN! :yell
     
  13. Azurite U N I C O R N

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    I read this about a week ago in Canada :oh its pretty old now, my friends stopped laughing about it.
     
  14. Karin Maaka Active Member

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    Pandas are pretty dense when it comes to sexual activity.
    I've heard it takes as much as 3 years for them to finally understand how to reproduce. :p

    So this video of pandas mating is supposed to educate them on how to mate, because it's so difficult for them.

    Heck, even after a baby panda is born, the mother sometimes ends up accidentally squishing the baby or kills it, so it becomes a waste, so people at zoos and even those working with wild pandas have to take the babies away from the mothers almost as soon as they are born unless they are absolutely sure it'll be okay with its mother.

    This is nothing new, though. I've heard about this being done like 2 years ago...
     
  15. Daisuke CP10 IKUZO!!!

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    Why do I feel as the time on our history passes, little more become animal fetish XD?
     
  16. Kameil Something

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    Stick that Bamboo in that monkeyHole....:nuts
     
  17. DarkFire immune to modfuck

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    ....intense...then the boy panda will anal rape the girl panda's lol
     
  18. Half Empty Mantra

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    hey what ever floats your boat
     
  19. WindMaster Out Of Reach.

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    .... wow panda porn... what will they think of next. :)
     
  20. Seelas away fighting dragons

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    Internet: "Been there, done that."
     
  21. Marcoux Member

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    If what you say is right zonic the hedgehog that's an interesting study. I wonder if the porn actually works for them....not that I'd actually want to see any of this in real life. :p

    Marcoux
     
  22. Jannoy strangers with memories

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    What a coincidence! You know, in my Biology class last year, we actually viewed a video on how snails and slugs reproduced (in other words, they're having sex, hence "porn"). :oh It was very... slimy. And the contortions that their bodies made... ::shudders:: It was both funny and somewhat disturbing at the same time. :amazed
     
  23. Theneonwind The Optomistic Ninja

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    Maybe they just don't want to mate. If you were thrown in a cage with some random member of the opposite sex, does that mean you'll want to mate with them? Besides, at this rate the pandas are going to die soon, and if they have kids the zoo is just going to have to do the process all over again. The pandas need to live thier happy lives. Right now they're being turned into reproductive machines. That's not right.
     
  24. c_wong428 ...!? WAAAAAA CHAAAAAAA

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    Awwww......at least its cuddly!
     
  25. Nice Gai Black Kamina

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    they will probably just make a test tube baby or something.
     
  26. Jackal Iscariot Ero-sennin Advisor

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    So its sex on black and white? :jk
     
  27. Gray Wolf Active Member

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    Where are the pics?
     
  28. darkviper Member

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    heh it works for us i dont see why it wouldn't work for um.. pandas
     
  29. Taraqs PeeWee Mafia boss

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    UM WTF WTH AND OMGWTF
     
  30. Saosin Banned

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    Pandas are hot.
     
  31. Taraqs PeeWee Mafia boss

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    So is your mom JK:kwgod :haha :aobatom :suzuhiko :lmao
     
  32. The Space Cowboy Unfair, Unjust, Human Advisor

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    Maybe instead of porn, Pandas need to get Religion.

    I mean, seriously...The Quiverful Movement could be very beneficial to Pandas as a species.

    ...Now who here speaks Panda?
     
  33. INSANITY I despise you.

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    Panda porn? ...

    ...

    Wtf.
     
  34. Jin-E Active Member

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    Why cant they just artificially inseminate the female pandy instead of gping through all that trouble?

    Havent they thought about the people visiting the zoo?

    Random kid: "Mommy, look! One Panda tries to climb on the other Panda"!
     
  35. Razgriez Banned

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    The hell would they need panda porn when both of them are butt ass naked in the same cage together? I know if you stuck me in a cage naked with a hot naked chick Id try to hit it and you wouldnt need any porn to get me to be jumping on that.
     
  36. The Space Cowboy Unfair, Unjust, Human Advisor

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  37. Enigma Hector Ban Hammer Survivor!

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    Sounds ......Nice I guess....

    meaby the guy panda is a homosexual, i mean its been proven some animals can be homosexuals,... meaby he just wants to bang, another gaint fluffy thing with a pen0r ?


    :O
     
  38. rizahatake Don't touch the seal!

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    I have heard of that before, they do it with other animals too.
     
  39. Karin Maaka Active Member

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    Pandas are just really dumb when it comes to sexual intercourse, no other reason.

    A majority of the time, they inseminate the female instead of making them mate. I'm not sure why they would want to make them, because it's just more difficult that way.
     
  40. mr_shadow In Tazmo we trust Moderator

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    Maybe they want the pandas to have some fun in the process?
     
  41. sel Agatha, This is Magnus Advisor

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    maybe they want to see the pandas make love instead?
     
  42. mr_shadow In Tazmo we trust Moderator

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    Yeah, that way they can tape it and upload it to beastality boards
     
  43. Gene ? ロ?

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    Anybody know where I can download it?
     
  44. mr_shadow In Tazmo we trust Moderator

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    I could tell you were to find that kind of stuff, but im afraid i?ll get banned
     
  45. Id Τοξότης Moderator

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    It works for me (after watching a porno I do feel vary, extremely horny at times).
    I wonder if it works for animals.????
     
  46. Stalker-Kun Crip Killa'

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    is this alleged panda porn in black and white?

    lol
     
  47. Lord Yu Banned

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    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
     
  48. Century Banned

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    For The Win smile-big
     

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