half joking lol but I meant that he doesn't have a real friend. Genos is a disciple, King is just a buddy, the rest are just people attracted to him because of his strength, etc. He only has LLR, but it's not like they connect. LLR is thankful to him and admires him. He needs someone who'd play pranks on him, and do whatever guy things guys do when they're bros. Joke about marriage probably who knows An equal. Saitama needs bromance, not romance, he's that kinda guy.