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Naruto Jokes!

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Rko_412, Sep 10, 2006.

  1. Rko_412 Bequite im following Gaara =)

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    Come on people nobody thought of this?Well we all can post here of our Naruto jokes!Here's mine

    Naruto:This is bottie.
    Sasuke:I told you.

    Sakura:It's not my fault...

    Kakashi:Well you picked it.

    Sakura:Just because Burger King burned our food and put soap in our soda.We had it our way didn't we?

    Naruto: No,Sakura we didn't I said let's go to Ramen all you can eat resruant.But no we had to have it your way just because they use credit now!

    Sasuke:And I said let's go to Long John Selviers.

    Kakashi:And I said KFC.

    Sakura:No you didn't!

    Kakashi: I know I just wanted to fit in because everybody esle was saying it.

    ???:Ha ha ha ha ha how did you like my sandie sandwich?

    Naruto:Gaara you cook bad!It smells like Sakura's dad feet.

    Sakura:Hey he has fungus and we can't get it off or out.

    Sasuke:Eww.

    Gaara:You don't like Gaara food?Gaara smash yo face in pan!

    Naruto:Hey someone needs to take there nap or needs to go bathroom.

    Gaara:Gaara get's mad Gaara get's freind.Gaara kills you.Gaara turns HULK!

    TO BE CONTINUED
     
  2. Jaggerjack -\_(o.0)_/-

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  3. Mat?icha アナル

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    nice joke.i laughed a lot. liked it. keep it up. +repped you.
     
  4. Hoshi VASH EMAIL!!!

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    Weh?




    :laugh :laugh :laugh
     
  5. Taki Modern Warfare 3 ?

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    Yo mama so fat Naruto didnt belive it :amuse
     
  6. Lonely Soul Daughter of Smoke & Bone

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    lol! I've heard that one! XD That's a good one.. :p

    Well here's one a friend of mine made up about a month ago:

    Yo mama's so fat that when Sasuke tried to roll off of her, he was still on her.

    ^^;;
     
  7. Serph Zaxxon's/RecklessNins/VH bitch

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    :laugh :laugh :laugh funny...
     
  8. Pyocora Analog III Rockin' your casbah!

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    :rotfl That's funny! I've never heard that before :laugh
     
  9. Loki custom title want a loki

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    lol...:amuse
     
  10. Heero Summer

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    lmao thats a good one
     
  11. Gaara's Aprentice Gaara's Student

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    Gaara can turn into the Hulk? Now that's funny! I can't think of a joke right now. (mostly because they suck)
     

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