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Naruto is soooo gonna get laid after this fight

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives 2' started by The Scientist, Jan 16, 2009.

Should Sakura ask Naruto for a bang?

  1. F**k ya, after all Naruto has done, she should do it fast

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  2. No, Sakura is a nice, family kinda girl and she is not into that kinda stuff

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  1. The Scientist Perverted Sanin

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    can you imagine just how much ass he will be getting from now on? all the girls in konoha will be throwing themselves at him. shit if you are naruto's "friend" even you will get laid, because you happened to be "naruto's friend" thats how epic its going to be.
     
  2. slickcat Emperor Of the Dark Dragons

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    Not likely, He is still a dummy when it comes to such a thing.
     
  3. Kobe █▄█▄█ █ █▀█

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    I'll be lol'd if Naruto rejects Sakura after that :lmao
     
  4. The Pink Ninja Infamous Cocksucker

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    He probably has slimy webbing on his dick by now

    Who'd want him...
     
  5. The Scientist Perverted Sanin

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    after they saw him toss a fucking rhino higher than I would toss a tennis ball, they are all probably imagining what he is like in the sack. it probably goes like this


    "is he strong and gentle?"
    "is he strong and forceful?"
    "would he make me feel like this is only the beginning?"
    "my butt would definitely get big after all this"

    they would definitely want him - slimy webbing and all.
     
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  6. The Pink Ninja Infamous Cocksucker

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    I'm so glad Sakura will stick to her slugs : /
     
  7. ANBUONE thunder god

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    YEAH BUT NARUTO SO DENSE HE WOULD MISS THE HINT.
    sakura" hey naruto why do,nt we go back to my place so you can rest"
    naruto" Why I not tired, hey did the ramen shop survive"
     
  8. LayZ Summer '16

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    We all know rhino tossing is just foreplay. :amuse
     
  9. Morati Deez Nuts

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    He should get raped by hot kunoichi's for saving their pitifull asses.
     
  10. The Scientist Perverted Sanin

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    the main event is still coming :high
     
  11. Divinstrosity Itachi: God Of The Gods.

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    ...and he will surpass Jiraiya yet again!!!:beer
     
  12. noobthemusical The Master

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    Kinda obvious because the Female Pain came just by watching him fight. The fat one couldn't even get too close without being reduced to an orgasmic husk. Don't even get me started on why niether Konan or Hinata have been seen in this chapter Kishi isn't allowed to show what they are doing right now( if you know what I mean ).
     
  13. krziboitin Member

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    hell yea,I can't wait...Wrinkly old Tsunade's gonna GET IT!
     
  14. Ho-Kage-Bunshin Active Member

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    suiton:tajuu kage bunshin bukkake no jutsu. :edu

    i see it coming.
     
  15. FFLN The Smexiness has arrived

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    He'll pump 'em full of natural energy.:thumbs
     
  16. Nadini Banned

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    The wombs are emerging :ninja
     
  17. Cromer Active Member

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    And then he turns around and asks Sasuke for a handjob...:facepalm
     
  18. The Scientist Perverted Sanin

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    wow, when was that and where is this coming from :arg
     
  19. Federer Active Member

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    Players in RL gets a threesome, but Naruto is getting a hundred some. :hurr
     
  20. zuul Madarafag

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    It's more likely. :hurr
     
  21. Canute87 Nuke Imminent

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    why do you think tsunade gave him the slug when naruto already has the ability to heal himself with kyuubi's chakra :hurr
     
  22. WraithX959 I hate stupid people

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    Yup, I foresee a large scale influx of Naruto fangirls. We thought Gaara had fangirls, Naruto is going to have every chick in Konoha riding his sack.

    Hell, it's already started:

    Spoiler:
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    There's a couple of nice looking female ninja in the pic, and they look like Naruto fangirls to me. That's also pre-Sage training. Now Hinata and Sakura will have to beat the fangirls off Naruto.

    I can see it now, "Oh Naruto-sama, you're so strong!", "Nauto-sama is the greatest, no one is stronger than him!" Yup, Naruto is clearly an elite type ninja now.
     
  23. seastone A hidden

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    lol another thread about naruto getting laid.

    I will bet there will another one next week.
     
  24. The Scientist Perverted Sanin

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    well, the situation in this current chapter definitely hints at that happening in the future :p sooooo yeah
     
  25. emanresu NF God

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  26. Stringer Bell ★★★★★

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    HAHAHAHAHA, you're funny
     
  27. Uffie oh hey, i wasn't listening.

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    That's his real objective :pimp
     
  28. ShadowReij Wanderer

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    If he were as knowlegdeable as Jiraiya in that subject that I'd say yeah he would get laid a hundred times over but given how is a complete dunce with that subject and given his affiliation for Sasuke it just won't happen.
     
  29. noobthemusical The Master

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    Like I said.
    Fullfiling certain needs which can't be shown in this manga
     
  30. Major ▼▲▼▲▼

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    He deserves getting laid, that is for sure. :pek
     
  31. Gspot El Capitan

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    Sakura already has a slug dildo. Nothing can pleasure a woman after she experiences Katsuyu pushing, squirming, and secreting inside her.
     
  32. Yαriko ̣

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    it was about time, I'm sure he'll get a lot of fangirls:hehee
     
  33. haydenKyuubi try and touch me!

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    Naruto just wants Sasuke :pek fucking fag :hurr
     
  34. Spanish Hoffkage Lol. Kisame

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    but all that stuff is goonna be draw ?? :(
     
  35. Yαriko ̣

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    I hope he stop running after sasuke after this fight, and go after the girls
     
  36. DarkSolidus WorldKage

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    Jiraiya seemed to have proven his strength and value many times and didn't seem to hold any effect when it came to girls....
     
  37. cloudsymph I am MELON-LORRRRD!!!!!

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    i see what you did thar! :quite
     
  38. Suzuku Well-Known Member

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    Sakura Gets The Biggest Reward and Role of All

    I see all of these threads being made about how Sakura ain't shit and she gets no love from Kishi-sensei. But I think you're all forgetting that she's going to get the biggest reward and roll of all. She'll be fucked by the most powerful man in the world and gets to pass on his genes. How many woman can claim to have fucked something that manly? :gar
     
  39. RED MINOTAUR~! DEFENDER OF THE GAR

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    Let's hope Naruto's seeds plant some awesomeness into Sakura's own DNA and she becomes much less of a loser. Seriously, AFTER the Pein fight, that's when the series becomes really interesting. With Naruto nearing Kamina levels of awesome, what could possibly happen next?
     
  40. Sephero 10+ Years of NaruSaku

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    This makes me so happy.
     
  41. Yαriko ̣

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    damn lucky Sakura:pek
     
  42. Saiko You will be torn to pieces

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    You mean Hinata ? :hurr
     
  43. Yαriko ̣

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    ^what has to do Hinata with this fight and the plot?
     
  44. Federer Active Member

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    Just when Naruto wants to rape Sakura, he will find out why Sasuke never liked Sakura, she's a shemale. :iik:wth
     
  45. Sephero 10+ Years of NaruSaku

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    Hinata plays a very key role in a number of fanfiction you can find easily by follow this link: X
     
  46. Suzuku Well-Known Member

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    Who's that!?? :wha
     
  47. Yαriko ̣

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    you are so right:lmao

    for pairing takl please visit the House;33

    a TenTen copy
     
  48. yukito used to be azn

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    lol, I only hope I can grow up to be like that .
     
  49. haydenKyuubi try and touch me!

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    :lmao Let's only hope she doesn't get fucked by Sage Naruto, i think just his dick would kill her :LOS
     
  50. Burrid Hyaku patsu hyaku chyu

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    I hope hinata gets some love too :ano
     

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