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Mario vs. Superman

Discussion in 'Joke Battledome' started by Pyre's Plight, Jun 11, 2009.

  1. Pyre's Plight ...

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    Battlefield is Planet Earth. Mario is restricted from using stars to render himself invincible and cannot use kryptonite at all, but his inventory and abilities contain range from every single Mario game including the Paper Mario series.
     
  2. Seyta The Undying

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    Mario never loses....
    EVER...

    If his abilities are taken from every single Mario game, I recall a certain version in which he attained infinite lives....
    Superman quite frankly, would lose by default
     
  3. Densoro wants a goddamn job already.

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    Didn't one of the Paper Mario games give him a spell that rained magical meteors everywhere? With Supes' magic weakness...yeah. That'd be bad.

    Then again, I don't know much about Superman aside from the cartoons and like one movie.
     
  4. Magellan Banned

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    Didn't Mario like stomped on the sun eventually destroying it.
     
  5. Distance Active Member

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    Two words, coin uppercut. Briing briing briing briing briing!
     
  6. Canute87 Nuke Imminent

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    Superman can't beat mario. Nobody can beat mario.
     
  7. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Superman touches Mario, Mario shrinks. Superman touches Mario again, Mario dies.


    Or, Superman throws Mario into a hole and Mario dies.
     
  8. Kameil Something

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    Mario destroys supes in seconds.
     
  9. Seyta The Undying

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    1 life down
    infinite to go

    or quite frankly, Mario gets on Yoshi and Superman gets eaten and turned into an Egg
     
  10. Lance Vance Banned

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    Superman throws a red homing shell at him. DEAD OUT.
     
  11. AeroNin Active Member

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    mario kills the sun x)

    gg
     
  12. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Mario only has infinite lives if he gets prep-time.

    Otherwise he starts with a base of 5 or so lives.

    Superman can kill him 5 times in less than a nanosecond with FTL speeds.
     
  13. Pyre's Plight ...

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    What's to say Cape spin jump won't work on Supes?
     
  14. Fawful The mustard of your doom!

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    Mario had an attack that instantly killed enemies in The Thousand Year Door. Mario wins.
     
  15. Densoro wants a goddamn job already.

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    Did it work on bosses?
     
  16. Yōkai Banned

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    Superman cant touch tanuki Mario, and cant throw it into a hole either if Mario has wing cap

    i'd say Mario eventually wins
     
  17. Mystic Aizen Ex 5th Squad Captain

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    Mario is practically equal to Batman with preptime. Superman gets horribly raped.
     
  18. noobthemusical The Master

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    Damn it got moved to JBD this would have been awesome in a serious forum.

    Also Mario wins
     
  19. Fawful The mustard of your doom!

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    I'm not sure, but it worked on minibosses, and if the instant kill didn't work then mario could use an attack in the same game that causes a supernova. Mario still wins.
     
  20. Seyta The Undying

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    The OP said his inventory and abilities contain anything from EVERY mario game thus far...

    That is a HELL of a lot of 1-Up shrooms
     
  21. Endless Mike Getting too old for this shit

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    Marka Ragnos can :sun
     
  22. Lightning Strike Check my RAPM.

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    So the stars don't affect Mario, but could Superman use them in some sort of crossover? :awesome
     
  23. Canute87 Nuke Imminent

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    Mario on star Power? Doubt that.

    Fact is in Mario games Star power only affects him . All he has to do is find a block hit it with his head and a star will come out.

    Then he'll achieve ultimate power and total indestructibility
     
  24. Lightning Strike Check my RAPM.

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    Okay then, so since stars are rendered useless in this fight, is it possible that Superman can take command over Yoshi and turn Mario into an egg for all eternity?
     
  25. Pyre's Plight ...

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    When enemies touch Yoshi, he usually runs for the hills and off a cliff. Besides, getting close to Yoshi without being turned into an egg is nigh impossible.
     
  26. Knight Bastard

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    thats why superman has heat vision and ice breath for.
     
  27. Endless Mike Getting too old for this shit

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    You obviously don't know what Marka Ragnos is capable of :D:
     
  28. noobthemusical The Master

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    Courage with CPU could kick his ass:kaga

    also any of the cosmics could do it game play mechanics or no game play mechanics
     
  29. FanB0y Active Member

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    Wait, Mario is unbeatable with a star right? But Superman gets his power from the sun, which is also a star. Does that mean star-powered Mario will fuel Superman?
     
  30. Seyta The Undying

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    I can't recall the sun ever being a five-pointed polygon with two eyes... 0_o
     
  31. masterriku Plotkai

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    Like you ever spend your day looking at the sun to know this?:pek
     
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    Pretty close i'll say. :LOS
     

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