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Man stabs mother over a sandwich

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Dorzium, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. Dorzium Irradiated Space Crocodilian

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    If you are that stupid to try to murder someone over a sandwich, then you should be kept away from society.:giogio
     
  2. ZeroTheDestroyer I am....ZERO!!!

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    It must have been a damn good sammich.
     
  3. Saufsoldat POOP TRAIN CONDUCTOR

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    Hopefully she learned her lesson. You don't ask a man if you should make him a sandwich when he gets home, it has to be ready the second he enters that door.
     
  4. Tendοu Sοuji ̣

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    I wish we still had firing squads.
     
  5. T4R0K Searching for a custom title

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    Was he in a "loony bin" ? Should have left him there longer.
     
  6. NaS I'm PC, bro. I'll throw down.

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    Maybe it's stupid people like you who needs to be kept away from society. Who are you to judge someone?
     
  7. Hatifnatten Banned

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    Nothing new. People stabbing relatives/babies/old men over food is like an everyday occurrence here.
     
  8. Tendοu Sοuji ̣

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    You imply that you don't judge people.

    Welcome to the club of hypocrisy.
     
  9. Patchouli pleb Moderator

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    I'm judging all of you right now.

    And this article is shit, it doesn't even mention what kind of sandwich it was.
     
  10. Dorzium Irradiated Space Crocodilian

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    The hospital is a medical hospital, not a mental institution.:geg
     
  11. Archangel Michael ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็ ็็็็็

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    A woman is in the hospital after her son on Thursday allegedly stabbed her repeatedly with a butcher knife when she offered to make him a sandwich. :giogio

    That kid is a dumb ass .:maybe
     
  12. Brotha Yasuji &#32

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  13. Stripes wrong direction

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    Damn women should know her place, and make that man a sandwich. :giogio
     
  14. Willam D Banned

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    Well you know how sensative a men is about his sandwich
     
  15. Bishop Pharroh

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    /thread.
     
  16. Unlosing Ranger BOOOOM!

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    /thread
    Spoiler:
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  17. Tendοu Sοuji ̣

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    Lets all just ignore the fact that we try to be witty and make funny comments about things like this as if we don't care.

    Have fun lying to yourselves.
     
  18. Mist Puppet HATE NEWSPAPERS Moderator

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    Never mess with Heavy's sandvich.
     
  19. Seph New Member

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    Jeez, what the fuck is her problem? I would have killed her if my sandwich wasn't ready. Why does a man have to ask a woman for a sandwich?
     
  20. Stunna UNIT's Scientific Advisor Moderator

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    /didn't read OP
    lol troll harder
    and lol, do you care? I mean, are you gonna remember this thread in a few weeks? Maybe months?
     
  21. Alicia ~

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    Why would you stab someone when she offered you to make a sandwich?!
    Its her goddamn job! :uwah

    its not like she refused to make a sandwich :ippy
     
  22. Bill G MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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    Stabbing a woman BEFORE she makes the sandwich smh

    X
     
  23. Tendοu Sοuji ̣

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    Do I care about this woman in the slightest bit? In some degree but in the actuality no. But it isn't about if I care because I know that I don't.

    If you don't care you have every right to try and be witty.

    But if your just trying to be cool in the cafe it's just sickening.
     
  24. Seph New Member

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    Because IT WASN'T READY.
     
  25. Stunna UNIT's Scientific Advisor Moderator

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    Oh. Well I agree.
     
  26. dixie ★Tea Dealer★

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    There is gratitude for ya!







    I smush said sammich IN YOUR FACE! :argh
     
  27. -= Ziggy Stardust =- Jumpin Jack Flash

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    Panini Toastie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sandiwich.
     
  28. Sophie mrs. ackles.

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    Typical and disturbing.

    Good thing she didn't ask him if he wanted anything to drink, too. >.>
     
  29. ensoriki Dicey

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    Are any charges being placed on the sandwich?
     
  30. Grep Kids love Grep

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    Did she ever get around to making that sandwich?
     
  31. MunchKing Master of Sarcasm

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    So his mom offers to make him a sandwich, he grabs a knife and starts stabbing her.

    :huh

    One way ticket to the mental hospital for this man.

    Mankind will never know.
     
  32. Ser Cokie the Fool Its Great to be Draven

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    if he didn't want that sandwitch than i'll eat it

    what you talkin about i see you judging people all the time:huh
     
  33. Rima 。◕‿◕。

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    Maybe he's sick of sandwiches.
     
  34. Hariti &#32

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    Why would someone refuse a sandwich?
     
  35. Cardboard Tube Knight Heads or Tails?

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    Dominic Trombino, the writer of the article, needs to learn about commas it seems.
     
  36. impersonal Banned

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    I don't see how this has anything to do about the sandwich. But hey, no need to be truthful when reporting that kind of story, they don't really have any "news" value. Could as well have titled the article "man stabs mother with kitchen knife over bad kitchen knives", since, hey, the knife broke so let's extrapolate.
     
  37. Robert Haydn Evil Genius

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    That's horrible!
    I can't understand how anyone could do that. And to their own mother.

    Never in my life have I heard of something like this.
     
  38. thedisturbedone Smile for me....

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    .....A goddamn sandwhich....I hope she disowns him over this.
     
  39. Kei Has a very specific fetish

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    .....:geg So many sexist comments
     
  40. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    She'd know that if she had read my book. :quite


    That's considered a "fool-ass question".
     
  41. Alicia ~

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    What are you waiting for? You've gotta publish it! Don't let it lay here on this forum forever (before someone deletes it) :uwah
     
  42. L. Messi [✔] Visca Bar?a

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    it's his fucking mother... I hope he gets skinned alive
     
  43. TenshiNeko 浮竹隊長の天使猫

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    I guess he didn't want a sandwich. he couldn't just say "no, thanks"? :blink
     
  44. hustler's ambition #FlickaDaWrist

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    Men!:ippy

    Once again, reinforcing my decision why I refuse to enter a fucking kitchen!:hmpf
     
  45. Cardboard Jewsuke Draffut

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    That's what happens when you give someone a Grilled Cheese instead of a real sandwich like a Reuben.
     
  46. ensoriki Dicey

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    Is something wrong with your programming?
     
  47. Skywalker Imperial Conqueror

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    Bitch should have learned the proper way to make a sandwich.
     
  48. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Well I gotta finish writing it first. The chapters I've put up so far are technically only little glimpses at how large the actual chapters would be if I wrote the thing.
     
  49. Ultimania Taking your toys away.

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    With that said, the man is fucking insane. I hope he stays in prison for the rest of his life. :pek
     
  50. dummy plug ♥Jiyeon Boing Boing♥

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    man, he had a bad day alright :D:
     

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