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Man forced to have penis removed after injecting it with OLIVE OIL to make it BIGGER

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Spirit, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Spirit Active Member

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    Well... couldn't say it didn't achieve the intended result.

    Also that last bit is a lie. :pek

    Olive oil:
    X
     
  2. Louis-954 http://www.kolektakon.com/

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    What the hell... Yeah he was a dumb ass to inject his penis with olive oil but how does olive oil cause penile cancer?
     
  3. Krippy &#32

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  4. Inuhanyou Ever Cry, Never Life.

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    Olive oil...that's a new one
     
  5. Tash U Turn

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    Hodgetwins viewer.
     
  6. Bobby Emerald A voice of reason.

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    I think it was the untreated wound that caused it, not the olive oil....but still. Olive oil? :wth
     
  7. Bioness <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Ak3BX9r.png"></img>

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    Likely because it was slowly poisoning him.
     
  8. JoJo Active Member

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    Fuckin' genious.
     
  9. Sablés Well-Known Member

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  10. Bobby Emerald A voice of reason.

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    Yeaahhhhhhh! Fuck out da whey!!! :LOS
     
  11. Tsukiyomi Crazy Cyborg Monkey Advisor

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    Well....I guess it technically worked.
     
  12. monafifia 난 당신의 미소를 사랑♡

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    That sounds terrible :D:
     
  13. Bishop Pharroh

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    I was wondering why Mexican God hasn't been posting lately. Hope he gets well soon.
     
  14. Cheeky Handful of Nothin'

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  15. Jαmes Fire and Blood

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    Police Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn

    that is a really funny name.
     
  16. M A T T sk8er

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    o_O woah, that's pretty..hmm dumb. He must of been too small? lol now he has nothing..
     
  17. Linkdarkside Ninja of the West

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  19. oprisco Oh well

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    Nothing comes close to the stupidity of that guy who tried to inject cocain in his penis..

    It led to complications that destroyed his penis, nine fingers, and parts of his legs.

    X

    ... :facepalm :facepalm
     
  20. Coteaz Active Member

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    My genitals twinge in sympathy.
     
  21. Wilykat ummm... what newbie?

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    At least oil is much more fluid than cement like that woman's ass procedure: X

    Cement dick... the ultimate hard-on... Glad it hasn't happened. yet
     
  22. Fran I'm with <b><font color="#000080">Bruce</font></b>

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    hung like a coconut
     
  23. Jags2ooo Member

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    Poor Asians .........
     
  24. Axl Low GB's Guilty Gear

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    how about you donate some of your own blood and then have it transfused into your dick like 2 weeks later.
    Jesus fuck.
     
  25. Revolution Uchiha

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    People fall for propaganda every day, so don't think you would not have made the same uneducated mistake if you were in his shoes. Just be grateful to be more educated then this man. :facepalm
     
  26. Axl Low GB's Guilty Gear

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    actually if you use a needle to inject water into yourself you could get water poisoning

    If you inject air into you the air bubble will go to your heart and kill you

    educated? common sense.
    If you need someone to explain to why you shouldnt inject yourself with something only your digestive system can handle then maybe you shouldn't be wasting air and water.

    There is 7 billion people on this planet.
    Let's hope 1-2 billion more make this mistake but they dont receive help :DD
     
  27. PikaCheeka wants to believe

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    I don't think untreated cuts can cause cancer, either, though I'm no expert. :geg

    He either didn't really have cancer and it was a bad diagnosis of blood poisoning or something of the sort, or the cancer is entirely unrelated to everything else.
     
  28. Savan Lonesome Devil

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    Motherfucking ouch.

    Who does this to themselves?
     
  29. butcher50 Active Member

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    okay certainly not the proper substance and procedure to make your package get bigger.
     
  30. Unlosing Ranger OBJECTION!

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  31. Lina Inverse Lina Inverse Fanboy

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    :geg

    Why would you do that? Why would you insert stuff used for fucking cooking stuff into your PENIS of all places

    :geg
     
  32. Gino CUINH311

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    You see what penis threads do to people you fuckin assholes.
     
  33. Zhariel Awful

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    He had a baby dick and a baby brain, nothing of value was lost.
     
  34. Mochi Active Member

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    That's funny :lmao

    I mean, poor asian dude :sniff
     
  35. Draxo Dragon

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    Wel, I guess we can now state that some people are too stupid for their penis.
     
  36. Hatifnatten Banned

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    So it worked :hmm
     
  37. Roman Forever Flame

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    Human stupidity and lack of common sense really don't make for a good mix. His obsession with getting a bigger piece of meat ended up having the opposite effect. This should teach how it's best to leave things in their natural state, regardless of how beautiful or horrible they look at first.

    HA!

    X
     
  38. Ultimania Taking your toys away.

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    You guys are forgetting that it actually worked. I may have to try this sometime (without fucking up like that guy did). :datass


    :zaru
     
  39. Fruits Basket Fan Active Member

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    :arg


    Another penis th-WHAT?



    *reads article*



    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  40. Benjaminsen

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    I heard a similar case where a dude injected cocaine or some other drug into his dick and it fell off, and he lost several fingers.

    Why do people do this? Why Olive Oil. I'm clearly missing out on something in the real world here.
     
  41. vampiredude In search for dudete blood

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    That's what happens when you deal with oily business kids.

    Spoiler:
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  42. TerminaTHOR DICK IS THICKER THAN BLOOD

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    WTF!!?? :fuck

    I heard men in Thailand were obssesed with sexual transplants and gay shit but this is the first time I've heard of a penis enlargement using olive oil lol. I can understand they're Asians but just wtf..
     
  43. Lord of Rage The Price of Freedom

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    Wait, what? What would make someone think olive oil enlarges your penis?

    And more importantly, why would someone try that in the first place? Dem crazy Thais
     
  44. Sanity Check away fighting dragons

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    I wonder if its possible to use hypnosis as a form of penis enlargement.

    You are getting very sleepy... very sleepy... its really 12 inches.... 12 inches..

    Seems like the safest and lowest risk method.

    :WOW
     
  45. T7 Bateman Keeper of Team 7

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    No that 50 year old man didn't do something that stupid. Well he messed up now cuz he don't got a penis of any size now to use.
     
  46. Camoball something something custom title

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    Well, this is new. Though at this point nothing is really surprising anymore.

    Anyway, fail.
     
  47. Synn Active Member

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    What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
     
  48. Dolohov27 Love

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