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Japan Celebrates Penis And Vagina Festivals

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by kayanathera, Mar 16, 2010.

  1. kayanathera faraway

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    Sugoi desu neh?:laugh:laugh
     
  2. hustler's ambition Well-Known Member

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  3. NaS I'm PC, bro. I'll throw down.

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    Inb4japanesehavelittlepeniseswhichtheydotho.
     
  4. RemChu Lucky

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    EW EYEAHW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW :LOS

    WOODY WOOD FESTIVAL. :LOS
     
  5. Vanity away fighting dragons

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    I think I've seen pics from these festivals before.

    I want a penis ice cream to suck on.
     
  6. Lovely ~Miss March

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    loooooooooooooooooooool @ the pics. :awesome
     
  7. saprobe Let me see your pixels, Baby.

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  8. makeoutparadise I will have my revenge

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    ive heard about this before

    it explains alot
     
  9. kayanathera faraway

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  10. hustler's ambition Well-Known Member

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    I think I remember reading a fan fiction similar to this...:hmm
     
  11. RemChu Lucky

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    I can arrange that...you interested? :p
     
  12. Chee Haters Gonna Hate

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    What the fuck is this?
     
  13. Y Lotus Eater

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    Ya rly:geg

    inb4lupercalia
     
  14. Bleach Bleach

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    Find it sexy when they were licking those penis lollipops
     
  15. krickitat I am the Night, I am CATMAN!

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    I actually found it pretty sexy too.


    then I was like mmmmmm popsicle flavored blow job...mmmmm.
     
  16. Vanthebaron The Mad Hatter

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    This is brillent


    The us need one of these
     
  17. T7 Bateman Keeper of Team 7

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    Sounds cool. I want be one of those penis lollipops:hurr.
     
  18. Pilaf The Doom that came to Sarnath

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    I'm not religious, but I think I could join a sex worship cult.
     
  19. Minorin ニャッ。

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    ...how is this news? This is more of a "lulz we're westerners we don't know anything about Asian culture doh" moment.
     
  20. krickitat I am the Night, I am CATMAN!

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    lol the US does have festivals like this. I can think of at least one. they are just local events mostly.
    Also does burning man count? I think it does.

    but most of them got shut down by conservatives, just like to add.


    but hey! why dont you hold a festival eh? Why dont you get together all of your real life friends, go out to a field and run around naked chasing each other waggling your naughty bits at each other? but....that would mean you would actually need friends.
    And no i dont think MSN naked parties count.
     
  21. Psycho ChⒶos Reigns

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    further proof that i don't know shit about japan
     
  22. NaS I'm PC, bro. I'll throw down.

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    Right because as Westerns we're supposed to know automatically about everyone's culture. So yea ... sthu plz.
     
  23. Momoka sunshine lolipops and rainbows

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    The ObGYNs are gonna have a blast :LOS
     
  24. Le Male Absolu Well-Known Member

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    I'm suprised this kind of news could be posted on a americans website.......without be deleted by the puritans
     
  25. Shinigami Perv Go Hawks!

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    Their elderly sure are... different. :oh
     
  26. Momoka sunshine lolipops and rainbows

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    ^ They sure... are? :huh
     
  27. Platinum Better Than Gold

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    Honestly I would be more surprised if Japan didn't have Dong and Vajayjay festivals.
     
  28. Mintaka Active Member

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    This is relevant to my interests.
     
  29. Razgriez Banned

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    Well America is a giant melting pot of cultures.
     
  30. DisgustingIdiot Active Member

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    I was born in the wrong country...
     
  31. Minorin ニャッ。

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    Never said you should. This just doesn't belong in the news section.

    //and I'm American, by the way...
     
  32. Blue_Panter_Ninja Don't fuck with time and space

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  33. Rabbit and Rose Phantom adoration

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    They need moar baby batter in japanese bun ovens.:hurr
     
  34. blue berry floo powder powder

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    ..oh god.

    brblaughing
     
  35. saprobe Let me see your pixels, Baby.

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    I just wanna know where I can order a t-shirt that says "I <3 Cocks" in Japanese. :/
     
  36. Xyloxi Active Member

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    Am I the only person who laughed at the schoolgirls with the cocks in their mouths?
     
  37. Spirit Active Member

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    Gulp.

    What a weird celebration.

    One of the things that provev I cannot emulate Japanese way of thinking. Not that they don't make sense, it's just a little out there for me.
     
  38. |)/-\\/\/|\| Active Member

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    I was shocked when I saw the photos in the link. I'm still in shock ...
     
  39. Psych ...

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    This is strange.

    I just saw the photos and wow...
     
  40. Le Pirate germany :(

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    I wish I was in Japan right now.
     
  41. Odoriko Active Member

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    .... That's discusting. Lul.
     
  42. Munak Sexton

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  43. Supergrunt8 Derp Herp

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    Well due to the over population problem humanity will soon or is confronting, I think it better if their birth rates stay low.
     
  44. Meshach Active Member

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    That's a crazy festival Ive ever heard, but anyway I want join them :)
     
  45. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    This reminds me of that penis song by Razor Ramon and that other guy. Man, that song was catchy:

    X
     
  46. QwertyoPIZ Making cookies in the basement

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    Not unexpected, but really thats Japan for ya.
     
  47. Sanity Check away fighting dragons

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    Heh. Considering their birth rate is something like 1.37 per woman, they may be better off channeling that energy and enthusiasm into celebrating their penis' and vagina in other ways..

    :imslow
     
  48. Zhariel Awful

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    PM me when they stop censoring them in their porn.
     
  49. darkangelcel The Angel's realm

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  50. Fruits Basket Fan Active Member

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    This reminds me of a celebration where in Korea, it involves celebrating about peppers and little boys are often naked showing off their little "peppers" in their neighborhoods :lmao!!!!
     

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