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Iron Fist [Netflix]

Discussion in 'Comic Book Theatre' started by tari101190, Nov 9, 2015.

  1. Mider T VM Rapist

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    Raise your hand if you would eat colleen's ass like a Chinese buffet.

    Be honest.
     
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    Danny the punching bag :bookerskully
     
  3. Rukia we are all Kings

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    Danny always has a stupid look on his face.
     
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    sushi in the front kung pao in the back
     
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    Danny is a child who constantly needs to be saved from himself .

    He has great taste in music for a white boy tho
     
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    he must have been made fun of as a kid and needed to prove himself by being the most thugged out wigger of em all

    it's his theme after all
     
  7. Rukia we are all Kings

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    I would do better with Joy tbh. High maintenance never satisfied white girl that enjoys the finer things in life.

    Wouldn't know what to do with Colleen.
     
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    > tfw when Loras is gonna bang Misty too

    :wow
     
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    The music is there do to the link between those Kung Fu Movies and Black Exploitation Movies being big at the same time.
    Basically its the only thing Luke and Danny will have in common.

    Danny is Virgin before this episode. Meanwhile Cage is scoring Coffee left and right. Danny aint scoring Misty without some swagger. Granted Misty might bang him for the bank account.

    So will Davos and Joy start screwing?
     
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    neva dat

     
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    at least Davos isn't a pussy
     
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    You sound like a charlatan. I'm an ass man, but my people have no interest in the asshole. Nobody does. Butthole fixation was invented by gay men to trick women into embarrassing themselves by thinking anyone cares about their assholes. It's similar to when gay men tricked women into thinking ass guys love thongs. Nobody thinks the thong is more attractive than some tight undersized bikini bottom that makes those luscious cheeks bulge over the top like ohhhhmy...Oh. Oooohhh. Urrrrggghh. Uuumfph. Uh. Okay. But it's a conspiracy. And now I'm just embarrassed for you and your family, you charlatan hemoglobin.
     
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    It was a yes or no question.

    Honestly what annoys me most about Danny is probably him being the least developed of the Defenders. You expect Danny to be the competent professional who knows what he is doing. Honestly, in comics JJ and DR hate each other. But damn JJ is going to have every reason to be savage as fuck to Danny Boy. Danny is a naive manchild with Anger Issues.

    I cant stop laughing at the board room scene. I mean I do think the company was spiking the drug charge to hard 10x the production cost is robbery. But Danny saying at cost instead of 2x was just absurd.
     
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    Worked for Eminem :LOS

    I can see Luke and Danny bonding because of their love for hiphop :lmao
    He looks like he took a wiff of a foul odor :lmao
     
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    I like your point about Danny being the least developed. Before this series even came out he seemed the most likely to be confident in what he is doing and slip into a leadership role. And we see that isn't the case at all.

    I say let Luke lead. Why not?
     
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    Luke seems to be the only one qualified to lead

    DD second guesses himself too often

    JJ is a drunk mess

    Danny a man child with rage issues
     
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    We spent a whole season being reminded of how alike and in sync Danny and Coleen are . I hope he doesn't move to Misty any time soon.

    :lufface
     
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    Its funny because Finn was kinda implying he was going to lead in Defenders.

    Yeah with the reviews coming in hard and harsh and Danny's Personality on display in IF. I dont see anyone taking orders from him.

    Stick Was Right. This team is going to need work.
     
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    Danny Wu should have been Danny Rand :sadpanda

     
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    Yeah all jokes aside I'm on this boat too. This is probably the only good, worthwhile relationship in the MCU Netflix verse so they'd need some darn good reason to split them up after focusing on their relationship so heavily.
     
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    You sure? Because Finn has always described Danny as someone who's highly flawed and his teammates will be more like big brothers (and sister ) to him.
     
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    @Rukia @Detective

    How do you feel about millennials wearing sneakers with their business suits? :hm
     
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    Well, finished. I am glad that Ward got a win in the end.

    And that Danny didn't find the door opened to Fillory.
     
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    dumb

    never attempt to mix and match

    unless they some really good lookin kicks :hm
     
  28. Rukia we are all Kings

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    Well here's the deal.

    For cardio, I run. Sometimes I even run a marathon or half marathon. So my running is important to me. Wearing comfortable shoes throughout the day will only aid me with my running.

    But you know what I'm saying when I do that? I'm saying that I don't care about my job. My job is just a set-up for my extracurriculars. They are the priority. And I think that mindset fits millennials perfectly.
     
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    Every time I see Danny in what he considers to be " business attire ", I die a little inside. :giogio

    I mean damn; at least look the part!:Greed

    Ward needs to train this nigga :pek
     
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    I wanted to slap him.

    I could understand why they wanted him to fuck off more than I could empathise with his desire to go back to his old name. They had every right to be pissed at a stupid bitch with no sense of protocol suddenly swinging his weight around.

    Wasn't even prepared to sit down, shut the fuck up, and learn the ropes.
     
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    When Colleen kicked the tip of her sword into Bakuto's leg :bury :bury :bury

    Also, no way Danny is getting with Misty. That is as implausible as Wally from Flash getting with Linda Park...
     
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    Yeah, I understand why he didn't want to charge 5x the price for cures to deadly diseases , but he could've occasionally donated the medicine to impoverished areas while also profiting from it. And as Joy said -- there was a better way to get his point across .

    But I'm glad he's so bad at business given the fact that he spent most of his life away from first world society .
     
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    I loved when the promotional images started to come out and a bunch of the Jessica Jones ones were of her laying in the trash. :lmao
     
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    We need more of Kilgrave being a dick. I hope The Hand brings him back.

    My problem was that he wasn't prepared to compromise. People like that genuinely piss me off in real life. They'll show up to a function and just hand out an unlimited supply of food and leave others to deal with the logistics whilst feeling as though they're the most generous soul in the room.
     
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    I was just about to comment on how everyone was sleeping on the assistant. I rank her higher than Joy, who I'm sorry is just your slightly above average pretty white girl
     
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    The assistant was stacked. She didn't slip my gaze.
     
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    Meh Joy is good enough. But it depends on how you rate them. I assume we are rating purely on physical attributes because Joy gets bonus points purely for being a Billionaire.

    I dont know about some of you guys but I honestly couldnt give a flying fuck if my wife was worth more money then me.
     
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    Tear that ass up. Colleen seems like she can handle it, Joy...not so much.
    He was the first one salivating when she was in her pajamas.:lmao

    Why?
     
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    Finished it and gotta say the final fight between Danny and Harold was really shit. This ningen, Danny surprise kicks Harold, drops him, and literally starts running away and hides. Didn’t even bother to disarm him when Harold was flat on his face. This has to be the funniest fight scene I’ve seen in these shows... you guys will laugh your ass off when you see it :skully

    Then he surprises him again, gets on top of him and as he was about to punch him he realized he can’t use his right fist because it’s fucked up (got shot) but he didn’t think of using his left fist to knock him out.

    Harold then knocks him out with a pipe but doesn’t finish him off for some retarded reason and decides to casually walk away allowing Danny to summon his inner Will of Fire and clobber him :lmao

    Terrible.
     
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    Lol I was thinking the same thing during that scene.
    In the comics Jessica Jones and Luke Cage are married with a child. Jessica retires from being a hero but Danny unfortunately convince Luke not to do the same . She therefore sees Danny as bad influence on Luke .
     
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    i don't know for certain but it's likely got something to do with him being her man's bro who keeps him out late every night kicking ass...
     
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    15 years of martial arts training in some next ass dimension and couldn't whoop Harold's ass within 10 seconds max which he should do even without the use of his magical fist. Inconsistencies in his fights are staggering. Cutting down DEA agents with guns and armour like butter but struggle like hell against Harold with a gun.

    Huge amount of PIS went in there to make Harold some big shot.

    I can only think the writers were tired and didn't give a fuck at that point lol
     
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    This show had a Felicity too, apparently working for Gao, but I wouldn't have minded if she tagged along for a couple of episodes. She could have helped as an insider info or to get into that factory, Claire went to China for much less.
     
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    They should have buffed Harold more.

    They gave him a few scenes with him working out and able to school his fight instructor.

    Should have built him up into a more competent threat at least to a Fistless Danny
     
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    Samuel L. Jackson plays Samuel L. Jackson even when he's animated .
    They were stumped as to how to make a super martial artist in his prime vs. a middle aged man... who boxes occasionally interesting . :lmao
     
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    Yeah Harold as the Final Boss was just dumb,

    He poses zero threat to Danny. Even if Danny doesnt IF him. Harold fighting exp is zilch.

    Well that is obvious you cant. Maybe give him some actual powers from the Hand Treatment.
     
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    I thought he was cluing us in on his hidden talents when he killed that guy with a sword .:fedoge
     
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    Exactly

    I just hope the fight choreographer for this show isn't anywhere near the Defenders scenes :lmao

    I think Season 2 will be better. Apparently Finn Jones only had 3 weeks to train for this but now he's got all the time in the world. Get a better choreographer, get rid of the glaring inconsistencies and you'll get a good season because they gonna need it if we're going to see Kun Lun which will have more immortal weapons, Lei Kung, monks fighting etc
     

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