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If Naruto has sex with a girl...

Discussion in 'Konoha Library' started by WhiteWolf, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. WhiteWolf Lone wolf

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    will he use Rasengan to finish her off?

    discus:dupe
     
  2. Jizznificent Your unborn bro

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    maybe... but i sure know what zetsu would be using... :ho

    X
     
  3. Zelavour Kiwi

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    Kage Bunshin and then Rasengan Barrage all over her :)
     
  4. Fay

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    The poor girl would die, that's why only Sasuke can handle him and Naruto knows that :quite
     
  5. Kiss SS: It's canon bitch

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    Of course. :ho
     
  6. Kyu ~ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ ~

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    Dat Rasengan:hurr
     
  7. Mei Terumi Member

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  8. Kyu ~ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ ~

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    So is Chojuro.:maybe
     
  9. Mei Terumi Member

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    No! How dare you say Chojuro is gay! He satisfied me... he made me go Mmm~

    *shoots Futton at the stupid fox and watches it melt as I laugh*
     
  10. Kyu ~ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ ~

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    Still in denial I see:maybe
     
  11. Mei Terumi Member

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    Die! *spits Youton*
     
  12. Kyu ~ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ ~

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  13. Golden Circle .

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    Oh god, your username might be Mei Terumi but that doesn't mean you have to post like her. :facepalm I have a pony set but you don't see me going saying, "Hey everypony what do you think of this theory!!!11! lol". Grow up.

    OT: He'd finish her off with Suiton: semen release no jutsu :pimp
     
  14. Yakkai Domming Your Mom

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    Unless the girl wears a strapon and a Sasuke mask, I don't think Naruto's going anywhere near her.
     
  15. ♥Red♥ ******

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    ^
    Hinata should wear that Sasuke mask,so everyone can become happy :datass
     
  16. Grimmjowsensei True Hokage

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    There would be a rasengan spinning on top of his dick thas for sure.
     
  17. maltyy too busy to f!@#

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    Unfortunately Naruto wants some Chidori in his ass, so we'll never know
     
  18. Mei Terumi Member

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    My username is Mei Terumi? I AM Mei Terumi! *spits Youton at nonbeliever*

    Cho-ju-ro is my lover and Yagura is my baby! Hrmph! Ugh~
     
  19. Crimson Flam3s Rampage Sage

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    naruto: kage bunchin no jutsu! * makes 6 clones *

    fodder girl: wholy fucking jesus christ!!

    naruto: fuck no jutsu! bukkake no jutsu! * 3 clones take care of the holes, and 3 take care of bukkake no jutsu *

    girl: noooo!! ahh! uhh! umm?:huh ohhhh!!:druul

    Naruto: I have to finish her of with my new kekke genkai!:sun .......
    .... sufuton! Great semengan!!!!:suzuhiko

    girl: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

    X

    :hurr
     
  20. Escargon Madz

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    He would shadow jutsu 10000, borrow taileds chakra and use it at her at once.

    I read a dirty manga about Naruto on his sleep once, the girls tried him out. Lmao. "Sakura?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" /punch

    So fake, only Madara got that stamina. Noone else.
     
  21. keybledar43 The Guy on the Back

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    He'll finish her off with a mini-rasenshuriken at the top of his dick :datass
     
  22. Addy itachi is everywhere!!

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    jiraya died before he could teach naruto the "rasengan sperms" no jutsu :(
     
  23. Aeiou Pumping Lemma

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    :huh
     
  24. Algol Active Member

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    same thing as how i've heard most male pornstars can only finish themselves off with their hands, i don't think naruto knows how to finish any other way than a rasengan

    most awful post i've ever wrote
     
  25. Hungry1 Member

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    I think a Sasuke wig would be more cost effective. Naruto wont be looking at that mask from behind. ;-)
     
  26. Star★Platinum That's Mr.Kaneda to you, Punk!

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    He hyperventilates before climax.
     
  27. SaVaGe609 Only Sai Fan

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    Somehow I feel as though she won't stay in bed with him for long after he starts screaming Sasuke's name.
     
  28. Aiku T e e H e e

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    OF COURSE HE WOULD. :ho
     
  29. ♥Red♥ ******

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    :lmao It wouldn't suprise me at all ,if this happened.
     
  30. Sollet "..."

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    Except he wont ;D
     
  31. takL unfit 4

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    minato didnt. so why should naruto?
     
  32. Icegaze 氷の眼差し

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    Not sure I understand the purpose of this thread.. :geg
     
  33. The Mad King The Gent

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    Fun fact : GARuto has a pair of odama rasengans for nuts . :datass
     
  34. Ryuzaki Moonlight ۷۸٦

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    Hinata/Sasuke/Sakura: X

    :zaru
     
  35. James Bit of a nut.

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  36. Godaime Kazekage Praise Minato!

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    A spitter, eh? We can't have that. Keep that stuff in your mouth. :awesome
     
  37. Ryuzaki Moonlight ۷۸٦

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    Real life got that boring? Now you are living vicariously through anime characters that don't really mean anything to the overall plot? :zaru
     
  38. Nidaime Mizukage King of Atlantis

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    This :datass
     
  39. Golden Circle .

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    Naruto uses Fuuton: Hyperventilate no jutsu!
    It's super effective!
     
  40. vagnard Active Member

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    It's hard to be taken seriously with a pony set.
     
  41. Drums Active Member

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    Amen to that.
     
  42. Mochi Active Member

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    But think about that poor vagina!! :uwah
     
  43. Golden Circle .

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    That's why I make serious comments. :pek
     
    Last edited: Dec 4, 2011

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