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Funny/Embarrasing Arguments Thread

Discussion in 'Meta-Battledome' started by Nighty the Mighty, Dec 6, 2016.

  1. Nighty the Mighty I swim in outer space Super Moderator

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    Ground rules etc.

    1. Don't use this thread to talk about anyone from this site, I don't care what you think of them, this isn't the place to ridicule the cafe or god forbid another OBD poster, if you want to challenge something on this domain then fucking do it.

    2. Don't use this thread to organise raids to other sites.

    3. If someone raids us back then report it and tell us.

    4. Obviously all site/section rules apply

    I think that's about it?
     
  2. Crimson King Golden Knight

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  4. Catalyst75 Well-Known Member

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    Tonathan doing the usual, I see.

    "Transcendent of velocity; spatiotemporal manipulation; intangibility and invisibility (stealing these from Martian Manhunter); the ability to affect non-corporeal and abstract entities with Non-Physical Interaction, and the Mathematical Multiverse level+ abstract destroying Counter Vibration attack".

    For, of course, Superman. And he's completely serious about all of the above.
     
  5. Crimson King Golden Knight

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    Sugg's pupil at work
     
  6. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    I do not get most of the word salad that he vomited out. "Mathematical multiverse" still makes me scratch my head the most.
     
  7. Crimson King Golden Knight

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    Soon he'll stop using english and pull out random symbols
     
  8. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    I'll be impressed if he ends up communicating in 1's and 0's.
     
  9. Catalyst75 Well-Known Member

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    I was going to say Sugg only sees "rivals", not pupils, but I suppose that someone as self-obsessed as himself would want to spread his Religion of Egoism.
     
  10. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    Not quite Egoism. I don't think Suggs has read Nietzsche or god forbid, Ayn Rand.

    Not sure if there's a more apt name to describe his "cult," by anything other than the "Cult of Suggs."
     
  11. Gordo solos David "Gordo" Gordon

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    I love how everyone is ridiculing him in that thread
     
  12. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    Reddit's vs is a gold mine of retardedness

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  13. Masterblack06 Trainer of the Poison Type

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    What in the shit
    "there is no past, present, and future. its relative terms with no definitive meaning"
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  14. Catalyst75 Well-Known Member

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    In a match between two characters who are CONFIRMED to have time-based power, and have gone to the past and future from the present, that's is a truly stupid claim to make.
     
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    Even if you throw in real life physics you can literally distort time with high levels of gravity.Time is objectively a real thing.
     
  16. Catalyst75 Well-Known Member

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    And time is also influenced when you approach relativistic speed.

    X. Also, some snippets X give mind-blowers on how "relative" time actually is: the sun's core is 40,000 years younger than its surface, and the Earth's core is 2.5 years younger than the surface. True, both are over the course of billions of years...

    But apply that science to a black hole's gravity, and watch people weep.
     
  17. Masterblack06 Trainer of the Poison Type

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    But Nah according to that guy, theres no such thing as the past, present or future. Sonic, Shadow and Silver are all present throughout 1/3 of all time. nah thats totally legit :good
     
  18. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    The funniest thing is that Ton's actually defending Tohou's standing as Universal.

    He apparently hasn't quite made the connection that since they didn't buy his Superman wank, that'd mean Supes loses.

    Too busy trying to set up his punching bags at a sufficiently high level to satisfy his fantasy to realize he doesn't get to write the ending.
     
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    What's Tons deal with Touhou anyway? He's pretty much the only person I've ever seen who shits on the series the way he does.
     
  20. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    He can't get over the fact thatX
     
  21. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    I dunno if that explains it entirely. The WWH vs Sol Badguy thread is arguably what sent him spiraling downward and yet his object of ire is disproportionately Touhou and not Guilty Gear (even if GG appeared in one of his fanfics IIRC).

    I think that there's something about Touhou that he doesn't like but I can't put my finger on it.
     
  22. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:184938
    That's what he doesent like about it.
     
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    So he's just salty that his Lord and savior Superjesus doesn't solo every verse in fiction?Seriously?:wat
     
  24. Haro The East Is Burning Red...

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    He's a insecure kid who's most likely never talked to a girl.

    and with a series with mainly females killing his male power fantasy, well I think you can see the issue
     
  25. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    Seriously.
     
  26. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    Well if you saw the infamous OBD Wiki Chat shitstorm, he said to me repeatedly that he is the strongest character in fiction and that he can, and I quote, "solo all of fiction with his left nut" and that he's "Super-Omnipotent." I swear to you that I am not exaggerating at all.
     
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    Boy,he must have really liked the second Goku vs Superman death battle then,eh?:oldryoma
     
  28. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    His signature is of Superman walking into SSB Goku's Kamehameha. That should tell you everything.
     
  29. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    The part with Supes walking through the Kamehameha was his sig for a while. Around the same time he adopted the super Jesus avatar. :caticon
     
  30. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    Ninja'd. Guess I wasn't the only one that found that funny.
     
  31. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    I don't think he gets the irony :caticon

    He also said that Superman is "the Lord and Savior of all fiction." Yeah...
     
  32. Gordo solos David "Gordo" Gordon

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    Arale>>>Superman :LOS
     
  33. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    Forgetting, much like Death Battle, that the most important part of Superman is the MAN, and not the SUPER.
     
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  34. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    Make the the thread. He'll find a way to show up. :catboogie
     
  35. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    Superman is way too humble and nice to be as Tonachan describes him. If he could be a Lord and Savior of fiction (whatever the hell that means), he wouldn't do it for the glory.
    Fixed for you :cat
     
  36. Gordo solos David "Gordo" Gordon

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    He'd have to be pretty desperate to still care about this place after being permabanned
     
  37. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    Wait-he was permabanned?
     
  38. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    Never underestimate the Tonachan and his worthlessness. He might just try and use one of his dupes to do it.
     
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  39. Gordo solos David "Gordo" Gordon

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    The implication from that chat with the mods is that he's perma-banned

    Or at least, banned for a really, really long time
     
  40. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    I think so, yeah. As soon as his ban ended, he sent out a pm to about a dozen posters titled "I'm sorry".

    Said post was basically amateur horror porn about the terrible, gruesome fates each of the posters deserved for daring to humiliate Ton.

    The content was graphic and personal enough the mods basically nuked him to oblivion for it.
     
  41. Haro The East Is Burning Red...

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    Tonathan is a pretty spergy kid

    dude lacks social skills clearly. And not because he has autism. I have homies on the spectrum


    but just because he is a beta NEET really.
     
  42. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    How long before full XF ban? (Account is literally deleted)
     
  43. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    And Ton really slacked off writing it. You should read the shit he said in the chat if you can reach that far now. You probably can't now but still.
     
  44. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    Nah I think he's sociopathic but he's on the violent side of the ASPD spectrum although he does attempt to be manipulative and fail.

    If he just had anger issues, he wouldn't have sent that letter and stalked this thread.
     
  45. Haro The East Is Burning Red...

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    I remember tonathan was called out for never being with a girl and he was like "I've t-talked to g-gurls b4"

    Like wow nigga really proving yourself to be a fuckin swinger
     
  46. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    Apparently he never grew out of his pre-pubescent stage at best.

    Immature and likely sociopathic. Nice traits to have in a person wouldn't you say?
     
  47. Gordo solos David "Gordo" Gordon

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    I remember reading that. I think he ignored it tho, unless there was another time this happened
     
  48. Ampchu Nepu-Nepu!

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    That's actually more plausible.
     
  49. Haro The East Is Burning Red...

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    I don't know man the kid is just a fuckin freak
     
  50. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    But you're a kid, Haro. You're not drinking age yet like me.
     

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