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Funny/Embarrasing Arguments Thread

Discussion in 'Meta-Battledome' started by Nighty the Mighty, Dec 6, 2016.

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  1. Nighty the Mighty I swim in outer space Super Moderator

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    Ground rules etc.

    1. Don't use this thread to talk about anyone from this site, I don't care what you think of them, this isn't the place to ridicule the cafe or god forbid another OBD poster, if you want to challenge something on this domain then fucking do it.

    2. Don't use this thread to organise raids to other sites.

    3. If someone raids us back then report it and tell us.

    4. Obviously all site/section rules apply

    I think that's about it?
     
  2. Crimson King Golden Knight

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  3. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwi...comics_vs_the_touhou/?st=IWE593MU&sh=5f35528d (https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/5bq9bn/postcrisis_superman_dc_comics_vs_the_touhou/?st=IWE593MU&sh=5f35528d)
     
  4. Catalyst75 Well-Known Member

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    Tonathan doing the usual, I see.

    "Transcendent of velocity; spatiotemporal manipulation; intangibility and invisibility (stealing these from Martian Manhunter); the ability to affect non-corporeal and abstract entities with Non-Physical Interaction, and the Mathematical Multiverse level+ abstract destroying Counter Vibration attack".

    For, of course, Superman. And he's completely serious about all of the above.
     
  5. Crimson King Golden Knight

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    Sugg's pupil at work
     
  6. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    I do not get most of the word salad that he vomited out. "Mathematical multiverse" still makes me scratch my head the most.
     
  7. Crimson King Golden Knight

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    Soon he'll stop using english and pull out random symbols
     
  8. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    I'll be impressed if he ends up communicating in 1's and 0's.
     
  9. Catalyst75 Well-Known Member

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    I was going to say Sugg only sees "rivals", not pupils, but I suppose that someone as self-obsessed as himself would want to spread his Religion of Egoism.
     
  10. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    Not quite Egoism. I don't think Suggs has read Nietzsche or god forbid, Ayn Rand.

    Not sure if there's a more apt name to describe his "cult," by anything other than the "Cult of Suggs."
     
  11. Gordo solos David "Gordo" Gordon

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    I love how everyone is ridiculing him in that thread
     
  12. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    Reddit's vs is a gold mine of retardedness

     
  13. Masterblack06 Trainer of the Poison Type

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    https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/composite-flash-vs-composite-sonic.466501/page-9

    What in the shit
    "there is no past, present, and future. its relative terms with no definitive meaning"
     
  14. Catalyst75 Well-Known Member

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    In a match between two characters who are CONFIRMED to have time-based power, and have gone to the past and future from the present, that's is a truly stupid claim to make.
     
  15. 12cheeper Member

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    Even if you throw in real life physics you can literally distort time with high levels of gravity.Time is objectively a real thing.
     
  16. Catalyst75 Well-Known Member

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    And time is also influenced when you approach relativistic speed.

    And it is not even high levels of gravity (http://www.cracked.com/article_19659_7-theories-time-that-would-make-doc-browns-head-explode.html). Also, some snippets here (http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2100_27-facts-that-will-shatter-your-perception-time/) give mind-blowers on how "relative" time actually is: the sun's core is 40,000 years younger than its surface, and the Earth's core is 2.5 years younger than the surface. True, both are over the course of billions of years...

    But apply that science to a black hole's gravity, and watch people weep.
     
  17. Masterblack06 Trainer of the Poison Type

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    But Nah according to that guy, theres no such thing as the past, present or future. Sonic, Shadow and Silver are all present throughout 1/3 of all time. nah thats totally legit :good
     
  18. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    The funniest thing is that Ton's actually defending Tohou's standing as Universal.

    He apparently hasn't quite made the connection that since they didn't buy his Superman wank, that'd mean Supes loses.

    Too busy trying to set up his punching bags at a sufficiently high level to satisfy his fantasy to realize he doesn't get to write the ending.
     
  19. 12cheeper Member

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    What's Tons deal with Touhou anyway? He's pretty much the only person I've ever seen who shits on the series the way he does.
     
  20. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    He can't get over the fact that Vsbattles wiki said Touhou beats superman. (http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:184938)
     
  21. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    I dunno if that explains it entirely. The WWH vs Sol Badguy thread is arguably what sent him spiraling downward and yet his object of ire is disproportionately Touhou and not Guilty Gear (even if GG appeared in one of his fanfics IIRC).

    I think that there's something about Touhou that he doesn't like but I can't put my finger on it.
     
  22. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:184938
    That's what he doesent like about it.
     
  23. 12cheeper Member

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    So he's just salty that his Lord and savior Superjesus doesn't solo every verse in fiction?Seriously?:wat
     
  24. Haro The Humanoid Typhoon

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    He's a insecure kid who's most likely never talked to a girl.

    and with a series with mainly females killing his male power fantasy, well I think you can see the issue
     
  25. Emperorofliberty Complete and Total N00b

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    Seriously.
     
  26. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    Well if you saw the infamous OBD Wiki Chat shitstorm, he said to me repeatedly that he is the strongest character in fiction and that he can, and I quote, "solo all of fiction with his left nut" and that he's "Super-Omnipotent." I swear to you that I am not exaggerating at all.
     
  27. 12cheeper Member

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    Boy,he must have really liked the second Goku vs Superman death battle then,eh?:oldryoma
     
  28. Blakk Jakk Space Pirate

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    His signature is of Superman walking into SSB Goku's Kamehameha. That should tell you everything.
     
  29. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    The part with Supes walking through the Kamehameha was his sig for a while. Around the same time he adopted the super Jesus avatar. :caticon
     
  30. BreakFlame Well-Known Member

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    Ninja'd. Guess I wasn't the only one that found that funny.
     
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