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Fuck Aizen, Meet Loki

Discussion in 'Meta Battledome' started by Banhammer, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    It's not quite a respect thread, but still, I felt like something needed to be done to expose the deviousness of the greatest most magnificent bastard in the marvel universe

    Here's loki

    X

    I will simplify the story so that it's easier to be explained
    Yes.
    This is the simplified version.

    He's a bad guy. A really bad guy. Everybody says so!
    But what has he done to be considered the greatest troll in a world that has Ultron in it?
    Well

    Introduction:

    A million years ago there was this big guy, named Bor

    Spoiler:
    X


    He was pretty much Odin's Odin.

    He led the asgardians, a pantheon of viking gods in glorious murder and battle throughout the nine realms,as such was the way of things back then, when the world was new and violent.

    War was violent in his day. Terrible things like his Valkyries, called the Dsir, were turned to abominable acts by the cirumnstances, such as the eating of fallen gods flesh.

    Bor was just as terrible however, and as punishment, turned them into god eating zombies, and then banished them to places where there would never be any gods so that they may forever starve.

    Life went on for Bor and his army, until once upon a time, while he was fighting frost giants in jotunheim, he met a wizard who he took for an enemy and charged.

    He did not expect for the jotun to have wizards so he didn't guard himself, as all gods can do against magic, and let the wizard turn him into snow.

    That doesn't kill a god mind you, so when Odin came to his side, Bor told him as he crumbled into the winds, to find another wizard to simply undo the curse so that he could proceed with war, as such inconveniences as being transfigurated into mush is generally something beneath the all grand-father

    Spoiler:

    X


    Odin thought about and decided eeeeh. Maybe later.

    Bor was kind of a dick sometimes, and as it turns out being the new king of Asgard was pretty damned sweet, so he meant to do it, but kinda "forgot about it".

    They're gods. It's not like time is too much of a factor to them

    So one day, when Thor is born, Odin sees bor's eyes in his eyes and begins to think about daddy and what he did to him, which lets a door in his mind regarding the nature of what parents will suffer from their children

    Soon enough, thanks to this door, the spirit of bor started bitching and crying and hating on Odin's mind, but because bor knows enough to respect a player, he tells odin he will leave the matter be, if he redeems himself and Bor by taking in a child of his enemies, and break the cycle.


    Odin decides this is a wonderful idea. A brother will only strengthen his bonds of love with thor, so he keeps an eye for it.

    And so one day soon after, while facing and killing lauffey in of those usual battles with the silly jotun, a child rushes drenched in grief with his father sword to attack him.

    Meet Loki, lauffeyson.


    Thus, loki is raised in asgard in the companionship and brotherhood of Thor and love of Odin, and while he's young everything is fine, but in time, his status and the scorn that the aesir, some of it due to the fact there's a feel he doesn't belong, some of it because he's in thor's shadow, some of it just bad luck of the world, causes him to be willing to do a little mischief once in a while

    Which the gods blow out of proportion and little by little it escalates into Ragnarok. Or so that's how he tells it.
    There may have been a couple of brainwashed hulks and decapitated war heroes here and there.

    Ragnarok, also known as the fall of the gods, the end of the world, the twilight of all living things

    So yeah, Loki brought down apocalypse.

    Bummer.

    But all this is not where Loki's magnificent bastardy kicks in.
    This is

    Victor Von Doom is fucking shit up in hell, (yes, that Hell, the one with the fire and the satan) after the Fantastic Four kinda dumped him there during one of their usual adventures, unaware that inescapable eternal torment is really a very half assed way to entertain the king of Latveria, when he sees the mjolnir of the dead fallen god, Thor, flying through dimensions as one of the side effects of ragnarok.

    Doom grasps for it, which causes the hammer of the Worthy to freak the fuck out, but in an attempt to reject him, Doom piggybacks the hammer back to midgard where they both land.


    The return of the hammer prompts Donald Blake, (Thor's alter ego) to go to broxton, Oklahoma to pick it up, and therefore bringing Thor, God of thunder back from the void.
    Thor, inheritor of Odin and now the one true king of Asgard, feeling that Gods should be brought back to life given the option, because that's the thing that I suppose monarchs do when they have the power to ressurect gods and nothing else but a kingdom of dead gods, and so he starts chopping away at his task

    When all you got is a hammer, and all..


    One by one, thor, now the "new Odin", begins to recall all the gods from the void.


    He does this carefully and measuredly, until he meets a huge group of gods who are being held hostage by the Destroyer armor, one of Odin's most powerful weapons.

    Fearing for his friends, and more specifically a woman he believes to be sif reincarnated, (no natalie portman for our man) Thor, who was selecting all the good gods he wanted back, and leaving behind more shady people, sees himself forced to bring back everyone at once, lest he risk loosing all these people to the destroyer in the crossfire
    .

    The destroyer turned out to be Balder, who was kidnapping reincarnated asgardians in a misguided atempt to protect them

    And as it turns out, that woman is not Sif

    She is Loki

    As a frost giant, instead of a full god, Loki reveals his cycle of ragnarok will force him to live things around differently.

    He swears now that he is a woman with a second lease on life, that he will never tell another lie, binding his life on the fulfillment of that bargain and demands the right of freedom from their past, to which Thor claims to be the purpose behind his own actions, blaming his role on the ragnarok cycle.

    Because Thor cannot raise his hand against Loki without turning back on his word, and because there was always in asgard an understanding that part of Loki's role in ragnarok really isn't his fault because of the gravity of the norn's prophecy, such subterfuge turns out to be barely enough to keep the wrath of Asgard from falling against him

    Which for what is worth by the way, Loki never does lie again. He really does live up to his oath.

    But what does he do?

    He starts tricking people without ever telling a lie. Omissions and selected editing, but never an outright lie.

    First, he foments distrust in Asgard by revealing a secret. As it turns out Balder, the god of Bravery, a valiant, if less than genius warrior, is also an Odinson, forcing Thor, ever the righteous, to also recognize him as an heir and prince of asgard with equal standing, lest he raise the ugly affair of bastardry into the court.

    Spoiler:
    X


    Then he tricks Asgard to focus on their boredom, since so many of them are gods of battle, with subtle manipulations.

    For example, in time, it really becomes obvious that as it turns out, being planted in the midlle of a desert in Oklaholma is great to get god shenanigans out of the way of being midgardians populated areas, it also does nothing but vain self indulgences, that can be bothersome for story-bound viking war gods.

    So he starts doing stuff like inviting people of broxton for silly little games, full of modern rules and aversion to breaks in their quaint sensibilities, and tries having them think of their irony with aloof jokes and self depricating rules.

    His next move, is to get his power plays into move, so he goes back to hela, where it is revealed Loki was actually the one tricking Balder into using the destroyer guarding the hostages to trick thor into bringing back all asgardians including hela. Alas, hela, an "evil" godess of death, is in vegas, and she has no hel dimension to rule over, that was gone with Ragnarok, but she still has enough power to do a couple of tricks, and Loki persuades her that it has come the time for him to move his last power plays for world domination

    Here is revealed loki is truly still a man. He is using Sif's body to trick asgard into taking it easy on him, for being a woman, 'cuz a medieval pantheon with delusions of chivalry would be vulnerable to that, while he keeps Sif's reincarnation hostage, inside the body of a dying old woman.

    So, as conspires with Hela, they combine their power to allow him to go back in time to put forth his plan, with a weight that is significant enough to repay the huge favor Hela owes him when he got Thor to ressurect her.

    How far back? Well, a few eons back. More specifically to the age of Bor. He goes back and convinces the jotun to rise against asgard. He then cloaks himself and faces bor in battle where it is revealed he is the wizard that turned him into snow.

    Then he goes to odin using illusionary magic, and makes him think he's seeing Bor's spirit and talks him into redeeming himself for neglecting Bor by adopting a young child

    Then he goes to his child self, and instructs his younger self on the exact actions and words he needs to do in order to cash in on his father's death and for Odin to adopt him.

    Then he goes back to the present and when Thor, suspecting he's up to no good, confronts him to why he was gone, Loki explains to him

    "oh dear Thor, I was only resolving a horrible confusion. I found your love sif"

    And he tricks asgard into thinking he's a proper hero by saving sif's host body from death's door "at the cost of his own femininity".

    Enter the secret invasion.

    The Skrulls invade, and send god killers to asgard which Loki bands with the asgardians to protect his home.

    Norman Osborn rises to power when he manipulates information in a way that allows him to come off as a global hero of the invasion, when he publicly shoots the skrull queen and Loki makes sure he's in on this.

    Osborn forms a cabal of villains, that in theory will always cover each other's backs as they try to further their goals in world domination.

    In this cabal you have Doom, the Hood, Namor, Emma Frost, Norman Osborn and Loki.

    All villains have something they want that norman promises will help achieve, and Loki reveals that for some reason he wants Asgard back in heaven where it belongs, and we're lead to believe it is because of some sort of self righteous whim, and ego. A superiority complex that has sickened him of all this midgardian company

    It is also here that he began making secret deals with Von Doom

    This new consolidation of power and acess to the inner workings of the super powered illuminati compel him to his next power move

    He goes to new york, where it is snowing and releases Bor, aka snow grampa, from his curse.

    He does so in the middle of Manhattan, and uses a confusion spell on him, making him think he's surrounded by demons, instead of just strange modern machines.

    I repeat, he casts an illusionary confusion spell on a time displaced viking war god in the middle of new york

    Hilarity ensues.

    But without wasting a second he then runs to Asgard and to thor to warn him of Bor's rampage

    At the same time, little did Thor know that loki also went to Norman and his "dark avengers" and warns him of Thor

    At this point it's worth nothing letting you know that Loki has been fucking with Norman.
    It was to be expected.

    Disguised as Scarlet Witch, he assembled a new team of good guy Avengers, to null a threat of this other upstart chaos god who would compromise his power and plans.
    This team conquered victory, but once their adventure was done, they were about to disband, so Loki began conveniently creating threats, to keep them together, long enough to save the entire universe from some legitimate threats along the way, and to make Norman's avengers look bad in comparison to the public's eye.

    Norman, ever the pompous maniac takes humiliations as fuel to slowly become a little madder

    So, back to Bor
    While Bor is going on a rampage against NY, he comes to heads with Thor, he senses his son is dead and is wondering he's fighting a demon with his son's power, while thor is too busy being heckled by the dark avengers to find a reasonable way out of this. Bor begins to say "fuck it" and is about to blow up the planet.
    When thor sees that, he is forced to kill bor, breaking Mjolnir ( and much of this power) in the process.

    Loki however, is not done.

    He takes his sweet ass time before he warns Balder at the last minute, who arrives only to see the scene out of context. Thor has killed a king of asgard. This is against God law, and Loki forces Balder in front of asgard to show no mercy, lest he show nepotism for the liege, and as such Balder exiles Thor from Asgard.
     
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  2. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    Thor leaves, and without him by his side to knock some sense into him, Loki easily tricks balder into moving the asgardians to a country more like their own so nothing like Bor happens again.

    But where is such a cold welcoming country where eurobarbarians like them can call a home
    Well, Loki knows one.

    He tricks them into going into latveria.

    Land of supervillain boss of all basses, mr boogeyman himself Doctor Victor VonDoom

    So, Doom welcomes asgardians into Latveria, and they're all positively excited about the move.

    Little do they know that while they eat drink hunt and feast, Loki sneakingly kidnaps low asgardians once in a while for Doom's experimentations.
    There, Doom begins to explore through magical vivisection, the secret to immortality and the energy that composes an asgardian essence.



    However, Bill, human lover of the pure hearted goddess Kelda the Stormrider witnesses one of these suchc vivisection, the involvement of Loki and Doom in it and rushes to tell Balder of the wickedness of their hosts.
    Doom and Loki however see that he witnessed their actions, Loki sends his asgardian henchgoons in a race to kill him before he gets to balder.
    Bill makes his stand but is fatally wounded. He gets to balder, barely manages whispers him only the details of what he saw before he died.



    Needless to say this pisses Balder to no end who rallies the asgardians to storm Doomstadt.
    Kelda hears of the death of her lover, flips her shit, and storms the castle ahead of her fellow gods.


    Bitch however, does not know that she's in victor goddamned doom's house, who has prepared for this eventuality, and so has made his own Destroyer armor.
    Remember that? One of Odin's mightiest weapon?

    With it, rips off her "pure heart" and throws it into the fuel can he has developed while studying asgardian bodies.

    Meanwhile Loki rushes the side of the asgardians and tells him how he was with doom, yes, to talk reason into the man and only just now has he gotten the chance to rush to asgard's side to help them, and explains how there is time to further questioning later.

    Doom sees his angry guests and is not impressed, so while they charge, he dumps asgardian robot zombies he made from the bodies of the kidnapped asgardians to face them.
    Fighting their own distraughts the mob long enough for Doom to get on his customized Destroyer armor.
    Spoiler:
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    Because no one makes an impression like Doom.

    Thor comes in and starts getting his ass whooped by Victor, stalling while loki tells them that if they get kelda's heart out of the power battery, Doom's armor will power down and he can resurrect kelda, if they hurry

    They do so, Loki does so, earning himself another day in Asgard's aegis and as Thor is about to kill Doom out of his de-powered armor, the villain vanishes in smoke.





    Now why did I tell you this part of the story?

    All these malarkeys in latveria?

    It was part of Loki's plan.
    All of it.

    Loki and Doom were toasting with pimp cups afterwards.

    See, loki needed to explore his own scientific theories
    He arranged for the death of asgardians at doom and balder's hands. He wanted their wandering souls to test a theory.
    He even wanted Doom to extract a small sample of Loki's own DNA. (this will be important for later)

    Remember Bor's valkiries? The D'sir? The God Eating Zombies? Well, turns out they are in Latveria.
    They cannot eat anyone that they kill themselves but Loki uses the fallen souls of Bill's struggle as bait to bring them out
    When they show up, he bests them all in combat, ensorceling them into his servitude.
    However D'sir cannot be hurt by any weapon or any god save for the Ing-ram, a magic sword of loki's which he used to force them into slavery


    Well how did Loki get his hands on such a sword?

    Remember Bill? Good guy Bill?

    He caught Loki and Doom because Loki wanted him to

    He wanted Kelda to go grief mad and attack Doom.

    He wanted Doom to rip off her heart.

    He wanted the asgardians to strike back at Doom so that he had the chance to "heal" kelda.

    Because you see, while he suposedly was healing kelda, he secretly slip into mephisto's hell, in the space between seconds, and took the core of her "heart" and with it, forged the sword that can cut dsir from Kelda's heart, returning only part of it to her owner.

    Her pure soul is the only thing that may wound the cursed Dsir.

    Everything was nothing but a ploy for loki to gain control of the fallen valkyries.

    The asgardians return to Oklahoma, and Loki gets to work.

    He then shows off to mephisto the dsir who are after all, his slave warrior goddesses, more powerful in battle than any demon and most gods, and he trades one hundred days of their servitude, in exchange for a parcel of land in hell.

    He then goes to hela and shows her the mangled god souls from latveria, the ones he baited the D'sir, pretending they are still wild and untamed, and he plays with hela's compulsive need to protect the fallen by trading hela the sword and the land in hell where she can make her own hel in exchange for Loki's name to be stricken from the books of hel.

    What are the books of hel? Well, they're the things that bound certain souls to them, depending on whether or not they're destined to go there upon their death.
    Think of it has Hela's own version of santa's Naughty/Nice list.

    All of the asgardians are bound in those books

    Now it's time for Loki to put his endgame to work

    He then goes to Norman Osborn begins to push him a little further. Remember, he's been fucking with him for months, ever since he created the "other avengers", while advising him with increasingly more and more paranoia, and convinces him that he needs to invade and attack asgard. He will help them with the power of the norn stones, amazing magical asgardian super power talismans.

    In short, he forges a righteous cause by having the Norn Powered U.F-Oes destroy an entire stadium full of people while making it look like a wandering Volstagg's (a rather famous yet clumsy fat asgardian) fault, giving Norman legitimacy to retaliate on Asgard..

    This causes Siege and Norman, norman, in the heat of battle, to set his crazy pet "Sentry" on asgard and the avengers.
    Sentry however spins out of control and destroys Asgard and engages in blood frenzied battle against the avengers.

    As his home falls, Loki has a "change of heart" and norn powers the avengers instead of the villains who together kill the sentry but not before the sentry senses what loki was doing and de-atomizes him in one of his dying efforts
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    Tadah. So that is the end of brilliant loki.


    Good night sweet prince. Yours was a tragic story.

    Yup, go away

    End of story


    :LOS


    Well not really

    After all, he's nothing if not Loki.

    You see, time passed and with fallen gods everywhere the influence of the D'sir threat was more important than ever.

    Specially after he worked them all up on the siege of asgard

    He knew after his death the dsir would eventually trick mephisto into letting them attack hel.

    He knew that hela would have no choice but to come to thor for help when the dsir didn't fall for the magic sword trick twice.

    (Important detail, at this point, the D'Sir cuts Hela's hand off. This becomes important in the future.)

    He knew through these events Thor would learn of Ing-Ram's history, eventually restore kelda, and be so mad and with Hela enough in his debt enough for him to demand hela to see his after life self, forcing her to reveal to him Loki is not actually there
    He planned for it.

    He knew the idea would bug him so much to the point where he would miss his brother deeply, causing Thor use his godlike power to call him back from the void.

    And thus loki is reborn.

    However something is different now.
    Loki died outside of Ragnarok, so his ressurection is not quite the same

    Loki is but as a child.

    No one understands why though.

    Why is he a brand new soul

    Well, as it turns out, because of this, Loki is free of guilt, destiny and prophecy, a curse that bounds all other gods.

    As he watched Thor flail to release the gods from their cycles of ragnarok, he also watched them practically begging to go back to what they knew, to be nothing willing victims of destiny again.
    A complete and absolute denial of existential freedom
    Something Loki cannot possibly abide to.

    Hell, he'll be nothing but a good guy if he wants to.

    Loki is at last, Loki, bound by nothing, master of himself.

    Such things are beneath him, and if in his mischief he had become predictable, he must change his very core then.


    But not before one final thing

    Loki's return opened the ideological door keeping Thor from doing the same thing to Odin.

    Thor calls back Odin the same way

    And what does Odin do?

    Because Odin was alive during Fear Itself, he's able to be here so that he can restore Asgard back to heaven.

    Loki's wish all the way back from Norman's cabal

    Thus conquering Loki's final victory.

    And while he's at it, he also blesses the Stark weapons, helping to save midgard from the Serpent.
    (which is but a very small deal considering his other machinations to bring the serpent down)

    Ladies and gentlemen

    Take the time to take in the story you just read.
    This careful tapestry of mischief that took decades of storytelling to build

    Weigh in all of his actions

    Caused Ragnarok?
    Sure.
    But Ragnarok wasn't a single apocalypse, but an endless cycle of genocide and rebirth for the amusement of some supergod tyrants.
    His ragnarok however, was the one that manipulated thor into making it the last Ragnarok.

    Destroyed Asgard?
    Sure. But Asgard being plucked from the crown of Ygdrassil caused an unbalance in the cosmos, that allowed for terrible catastrophes to bleed onto our universe, such as the planet slaying Blood Gods.
    By destroying it, he manipulated the gods into rebuilding it back to Heaven.

    Betrayed his people?
    Sure but that caused him to be brought back in redemption from is own evil.
    Hell, he saved his people from the chains of genocide.
    Was he ever truly on their side?
    Was he ever on anyone elses?

    Brought death and abomination in latveria?
    Maybe so, but in doing through it he forged the only thing that kills the asgardian's most feared enemy, the D'sir, for even the few dead may find eternal peace in Hel.

    Joined the cabal of super villains?
    Yes, but he also brought it down while all the "heroes" were wining about it and assembled three or four new Avengers teams while he was at it.


    All while getting every little thing he could possibly ever wanted and no one being able to do a damned thing about it.


    He's a magnificent guy.
    And best of all bitches don't understand how good the god of mischief really is. Bitches don't understand at all.
    His every action, a scheme.
    His every pay off, a greater good
    All the while not giving a damn how much he's cursed by the protagonists of the story.
     
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  3. I3igAl Active Member

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    That is completely true and Loki is better. He is a true Trickster, while Aizen is just the troll. I also love how the Comic version stayed true to the mythologic aspect of Loki's plan's always spawning something good.
     
  4. Unlosing Ranger HUMAN

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    I prefer to call him Loki the Sorcerer.
     
  5. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    When bitches were all crying "bohoo, Norman Osborn is in power, he's gonna hunt us down and do unthinkable things to this country" loki was actually the only person who did anything about that, while Osborn thanked him for it

    And he fucking succeeded too.
    You're welcome mortals.
     
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  6. Unlosing Ranger HUMAN

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    Hmm can you section off each part that is separate in story and perhaps a little
    more bolding and spacing on the important parts?
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  7. Tranquil Fury Serene Night

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    Some scans would be cool.
     
  8. Unlosing Ranger HUMAN

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    I see female versions of Loki everywhere :omg
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  9. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    I'm working on putting some images, but it's pretty impossible to put this massive work into scans. Might as well copy paste Thor's last fifty issues
     
  10. Unlosing Ranger HUMAN

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    I'll do a few scans...Though it's like Banhammer says
    The image limit doesn't help.
    Spoiler:
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  11. Nihilistic Is in it for the lulz

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    Hello, Loki. Hats off to you for this shit.

    Quality thread.
     
  12. Endless Mike Getting too old for this shit

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    There's already a Loki thread on KMC

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  13. Unlosing Ranger HUMAN

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    Yep, it's not particularity long though
    It needs to be longer for Loki :hurr
    I will be taking the working scans from that place to here.
    Spoiler:
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    Spoiler:
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  14. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    Yeah but this one is about Loki's manipulative skills, rather than his power level.
     
  15. Unlosing Ranger HUMAN

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    That's pretty badass
    Spoiler:
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    Somebody needs to do a Tf2 parody on Loki.
    "Meet the Loki"
     
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  16. Golden Saga Banned

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    Amazing thread you got there banhammer.

    Loki truly lives up to his name and status , and honestly why would anyone compare aizen to loki ? that's like comparing a speck of dust to the entire universe .

    You should totally include what he did after he was reborn though .
     
  17. KaiserWombat Moderator Moderator

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    After latest Bleach chapter: fuck Loki, meet Tsukishima :maybe

    Anyway, this should be in the respect thread sub-form, not here.
     
  18. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    I didn't put it there due to lack of you know, battle feats, this being more a feats measurement of intellect

    And no, fuck Tsukishima and his asspulls, Loki lolstomps his ass when it comes to the mind chess department
     
  19. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    after he's reborn a second time he's become a good guy, and a pure trickster, instead of plotting cosmic changing plans whose steps span millenia, to a guy that pulls really clever tricks and manipulates people against each other

    Like when he decided he needed to help stop the serpent. He pretends he's going to feed imprisoned thor and manipulates the guards into eating his food instead, because they are convinced the food has the means to escape hidden int.

    Only he drugged the food and made the guards fall asleep as he freed his brother.

    Then he took the hellwolf and girder him with Thor's goat gods girdle which bends any beast to his submission and goes to hel where he tells mephisto that hela is planing to ally herself with the serpent (hela doesn't plan to do it, but she is being blackmailed) and then runs to hela to tell her Mephisto is invading invades.. Two of them settle against each other while Loki then manipulates them to join forces instead against the Serpent
     
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  20. Golden Saga Banned

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    Even as a good guy he is still more of a magnificint bastard than aizen could ever hope to be .
     
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    Except the fact that feats of intelligence are still, you know, feats: you can just simply name the thread "Respect Loki's Brain" and post awesome planning and anticipating skills. It'd be something nice to read, at least, and in a more appropriate setting.

    And jesus, I was obviously not serious about it
     
  22. Endless Mike Getting too old for this shit

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    Tsukishima is Aizen. I called it.
     
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    Beat you to it ever since his ability was named.
     
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    I beat you to it ever since I saw his face
     
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    Why'd you have to go and say that? I was actually liking Tsukishima up until no--

    Ah, I get it. Thanks for the rescue.
     
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    Aizen's been dethroned.

    All hail Tsukishima, master troll!
     
  27. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    So the serpent is attacking midgard and Odin in order to beat the serpent has assembled the armies of asgard and girds himself a giant war heaven, transforming a lot of things that he has into things of war. Such as his helwolf. With it he shall destroy the Serpent's power source, Midgard.

    Yes, odin would kill us all

    Loki on another hand, decided is to have none of it, such malarky is unacceptable to his enjoyment so he is to do something about it.

    So he manipulates Volstag into telling him about Thor's ram girdles, a dwarven artifact that can tame any beast.
    He manipulates his way into getting inside the armory where he sicks the girdles on a helwolf.

    With it, he goes to hel.

    There the tongue of the serpent is making a "deal" with hela who finds herself blackmailed by an enemy she cannot easily face.

    He manipulates Tyr into telling him every detail he knows.

    So he mans up his evilones and goes to Mephisto where he manipulates him into assembling his hell army and take up against Hela, because Mephisto can not allow the Serpent a beachead into hell.

    Loki then runs to hela, and tells her Mephisto prepares to invade

    He then waits a while after hela is gone and manipulates Leah, Hela's hand maiden into rushing off to warn Hela that Mephisto controls the Dsir, which will cause hela to flip her shit and be willing to wage war

    Although while Leah and Hela are away from Hel, Loki manipulates the Tongue's (sperpent's herald) guards into being distracted by his big whoompadoompa, while tyr of battles kills them all and they take the tongue hostage.

    He tricks the tongue into surrendering the Seprent's secrets.

    With them he finds proof that the serpent would plant a rebellion among the dead.
    So he goes to hela and mephisto and manipulates them into a treaty.
    Hela cannot fight armies on two fronts and mephisto cannot reclaim hel in time before the serpent does terrible things

    So with this simple trick manipulates the demon's hell and the Asgardian god of Death into allying themselves against his big bad, the Serpent


    Ladies and gentlemen, Kid Loki
     
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  28. Vault Time: Donut of the heart

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    Still fucking hated seige though. Sentry killing him also wasnt cool :giogio
     
  29. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    It's cool if you understand what he's doing. He could have saved himself if he wanted to
     
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    Its the whole lets wank sentry bullshit I couldnt take.
     
  31. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    maybe,but you have to understand, he killed loki because he let him, the same way everyone else killed sentry because Bob let them
     
  32. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    As it turns out, the D'Sir frighting theophagic curse comes from their sexual betrayal of bor to sigurd, an ancient mercenary pretty boy, not the alleged pre-curse cannibalism, and the curse could be broken only if Sigurd took the sisterhood to wed

    Because Loki needed to ensure their frightening allegiance he gave Sigurd, a spell that in case he was ever approached by the D'sir all asgardians would be made mortal reincarnate, and therefore stop people to track down how to beat the d'sir

    Much like the process who would later let him reincarnate into a random french street urchin

    However, the spell was clearly made with flaws that let him restore asgardians to his need, and eventually, through manipulation and trickery of himself and a couple of choice allies, give peace to the zombie valkyries he so much abused, without binding them all to a missogonystic wedding

    Once again, loki shows pure genius
     
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  33. Onomatopoeia In a word: Brilliant

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    Yeah, but he does know the lyrics to Elton John's "The Bitch is Back"?
    Didn't think so. :pek
     
  34. Akatora Active Member

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    Out of curiosity how were Sleipner, Hel, Finris and the midgardsworm created in Marvel?


    i can't remember if he was the father or mother of the 3 later but he was the mother of Sleipner
     
  35. Lupita Princess :)

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    I loooove loki! I haven't read the comics much, but the one in the movies is soooo cute!
     
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    This won't end well...
     
  37. Onomatopoeia In a word: Brilliant

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    Loki was Hela's father at least. Her mother is some chick called Angrboda.

    X
     
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    Man I have to catch up with Journey into Mystery soon.

    Loki as the new fangirlmagnet. It's all over the internet I never imagined that would happen...


    That would one of the cases where stayed true to original mythology, where Angroboda is Loki's wife. In the legends she also bore him the Midgard Serpent and the Fenriswolf.
    She is most famous for stopping snakes poison from dripping inot the wounds of a bound exiled Loki.
     
  39. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    The serpent is actually an incarnated form of Odin's brother
     
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    Are you talking about X now or is that also true for X. Might the Midgard Serpent actually be connected to the Serpent? :oh
     
  41. Akatora Active Member

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    or perhaps he was refering to the serpent that's dripping poison on Loki :p
     
  42. Lupita Princess :)

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    Lol, really? Bien, so I'm not alone :)

    Also, my friend told me that Wolverine beat Loki once...
     
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    Never? Because Loki's always been portrayed as such a good looking guy.

    Spoiler:
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    Anyway, how impressive is Loki turning Bor to snow? I mean, he caught Bor with his pants down, sure, but he still transmuted a Skyfather level being.
     
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    Wolverine beat everyone once. He isn't called Jobberine for nothing. He's like the batman of marvel in terms of jobbing.
     
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    Lol, Jobberine? I'm not even sure what jobbing means. Does it mean that at his best he can beat almost anyone?
     
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    It means that the plot allows him to beat or harm people he really shouldn't be able to. For example batman batkicking the spectre.
     
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  48. Lupita Princess :)

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    Okay, that helps! I would rep you but I think my "rep power" is useless. :(
     
  49. Mali ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็

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    5 star thread Ban, Loki is big league.
     
  50. Banhammer Banhammer Science

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    Loki manipulates Dani Moonstar into attacking Bor out of anger, which leads the D'Sir to go bererk and chase him into Hel, where Loki has locked the gates, manipulating Bor into undoing their curse lest he be devoured by them, saving them from a marriage of chauvinistic servitude to Sigurd the douchebag
     

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