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Elderly Man Survives Being Thrown Off a Cliff by the Bear He Headbutted

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by blueblip, Nov 2, 2013.

  1. blueblip SONAR PULSE!!

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    Source: http://gawker.com/elderly-man-survives-being-thrown-off-a-cliff-by-the-be-1456710164

    >80 years old
    >Tries to headbutt bear

    Sure, he lost decisively. But damn, his first reaction on seeing a bear is to try and shiv it, and then try and headbutt it! If it was me, I'd roll into fetal position and hope the smell of my urine is rank enough to drive the creature away.
     
  2. Daxter John 'It's All Fine' Watson

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    Russians.

    God damn those crazy russians. Even their elderly are sturdy enough to take on motherfuckin bears.
     
  3. Louis-954 http://www.kolektakon.com/

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    Now that's what I call testicular fortitude.
     
  4. Bontakun Maple Royal Guard

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    Rural Russians are tough motherfuckers :datass
     
  5. Whirlpool Triumvir

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    A glorious death.
     
  6. Deaf Ninja Reaper Sadist Jashin Ninja

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    Bears derived from Russians.
     
  8. Wolfgang Grimmer Magnificent Steiner

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    that bear probably got scared so much it didn't go after the old man after he fell off the cliff
     
  9. blueblip SONAR PULSE!!

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    If a man's first reaction on seeing me is to try and stab me with a knife, you bet I'll be scared shitless of him! To a bear, it must been even MORE unnerving, what with the difference in strength and all.

    Bonus question: who here would be willing to take this old man on in a one-on-one fight? :LOS
     
  10. Jαmes Fire and Blood

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    that is actually pretty respectable. :datass
     
  11. ImperatorMortis Active Member

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    I'm playing this scene in my head, and nothing other pure badass.

    Dude is tough as nails, glad he survived.
     
  12. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    nice.

    this is the kind of man america could use running their country.
    this is the kind of man who doesn't hesitate to deal a wild instinctual blow against impossible odds. imagine what this guy could do if his enemy was the economy, the tea party, or walmart.
     
  13. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    :mako

    :thumbs

    reminds me i should play a bit of sf 2 tubro.
     
  14. Nep Nep Bedpost-Kun

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    Wow what a mother fucking badass.
     
  15. Shoukry Sorry BAE™

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    That's amazing. :datass
     
  16. Huey Freeman The Gent

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    You should have seen what this guy was fighting off when he was younger.
    Spoiler:

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  17. the_notorious_Z.É. The Pirate Prime minister

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  18. Lina Inverse Lina Inverse Fanboy

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    still got nothing on Blue's bear-killing katana skills
     
  19. Lady Hinata ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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  20. reiatsuflow Well-Known Member

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    Badass elder - or pussy bear?

    I would like to hear from a wildlife expert wearing an indiana jones hat.
     
  21. Onomatopoeia In a word: Brilliant

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    Best thread I've seen in months.
     
  22. Nikushimi Savior

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    Of course it had to be Russia. :lmao
     
  23. Charlotte D. Kurisu BM Fanboy Moderator

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    old man is a badass yo
     
  25. Almesiva Moonshadow Banned

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    Imagine what that old geezer must have been like in his prime. :datass


    Fucking hell...:datass
     
  26. Kanga Head2Toe Beauty

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    I laughed when I read the title. :lmao

    But kudos to gramps for giving the bear a good fight.
     
  27. Stringer ◤ Accalmie à L'Horizon ◢

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    ^ Same here, first time a thread title made me laugh this hard :lmao

    wow, that's so manly, so badass, so... Russia.

    I nominate this for best thread of the year.
     
  28. Unlosing Ranger The Heart Ignites

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    [YOUTUBE]TMy-F-9QVlE[/YOUTUBE]
     
  29. Nep Nep Bedpost-Kun

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    My respect to Russia. They have the real men 8D
     
  30. Keile You A Scientist?

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    Ridiculous story, probably untrue too. But old man gets *props* if true.
     

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