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Elderly Man Survives Being Thrown Off a Cliff by the Bear He Headbutted

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by blueblip, Nov 2, 2013.

  1. blueblip SONAR PULSE!!

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    >80 years old
    >Tries to headbutt bear

    Sure, he lost decisively. But damn, his first reaction on seeing a bear is to try and shiv it, and then try and headbutt it! If it was me, I'd roll into fetal position and hope the smell of my urine is rank enough to drive the creature away.
     
  2. Daxter John 'It's All Fine' Watson

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    Russians.

    God damn those crazy russians. Even their elderly are sturdy enough to take on motherfuckin bears.
     
  3. Louis-954 http://www.kolektakon.com/

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    Now that's what I call testicular fortitude.
     
  4. Bontakun Maple Royal Guard

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    Rural Russians are tough motherfuckers :datass
     
  5. Whirlpool Triumvir

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    A glorious death.
     
  6. Deaf Ninja Reaper Sadist Jashin Ninja

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  7. Ghost Active Member

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    Bears derived from Russians.
     
  8. Wolfgang Grimmer Magnificent Steiner

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    that bear probably got scared so much it didn't go after the old man after he fell off the cliff
     
  9. blueblip SONAR PULSE!!

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    If a man's first reaction on seeing me is to try and stab me with a knife, you bet I'll be scared shitless of him! To a bear, it must been even MORE unnerving, what with the difference in strength and all.

    Bonus question: who here would be willing to take this old man on in a one-on-one fight? :LOS
     
  10. Jαmes Fire and Blood

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    that is actually pretty respectable. :datass
     
  11. ImperatorMortis Active Member

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    I'm playing this scene in my head, and nothing other pure badass.

    Dude is tough as nails, glad he survived.
     
  12. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    nice.

    this is the kind of man america could use running their country.
    this is the kind of man who doesn't hesitate to deal a wild instinctual blow against impossible odds. imagine what this guy could do if his enemy was the economy, the tea party, or walmart.
     
  13. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    :mako

    :thumbs

    reminds me i should play a bit of sf 2 tubro.
     
  14. Nep Nep Bedpost-Kun

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    Wow what a mother fucking badass.
     
  15. Shoukry Doom Dada~

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    That's amazing. :datass
     
  16. The Mad King The Gent

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    You should have seen what this guy was fighting off when he was younger.
    Spoiler:

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  17. the_notorious_Z.É. The Pirate Prime minister

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  18. Lina Inverse Lina Inverse Fanboy

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    still got nothing on Blue's bear-killing katana skills
     
  19. Lady Hinata ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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  20. reiatsuflow Active Member

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    Badass elder - or pussy bear?

    I would like to hear from a wildlife expert wearing an indiana jones hat.
     
  21. Onomatopoeia In a word: Brilliant

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    Best thread I've seen in months.
     
  22. Nikushimi Savior

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    Of course it had to be Russia. :lmao
     
  23. kurisu Pure Oharan

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  24. aiyanah Active Member

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    old man is a badass yo
     
  25. Almesiva Moonshadow Banned

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    Imagine what that old geezer must have been like in his prime. :datass


    Fucking hell...:datass
     
  26. Kanga Well-Known Member

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    I laughed when I read the title. :lmao

    But kudos to gramps for giving the bear a good fight.
     
  27. Stringer ◤ Cohle World

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    ^ Same here, first time a thread title made me laugh this hard :lmao

    wow, that's so manly, so badass, so... Russia.

    I nominate this for best thread of the year.
     
  28. Unlosing Ranger OBJECTION!

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    [YOUTUBE]TMy-F-9QVlE[/YOUTUBE]
     
  29. Nep Nep Bedpost-Kun

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    My respect to Russia. They have the real men 8D
     
  30. Keile You A Scientist?

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    Ridiculous story, probably untrue too. But old man gets *props* if true.
     
  31. Bioness <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Ak3BX9r.png"></img>

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    Official released footage of the event.

    X
     
  32. Linkofone Active Member

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    I don't know if I should be proud of this man or call him stupid for the title of this thread.
     
  33. Wolfarus Mrgrgr

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    All yogi wanted was his pick-a-nik basket, and this crazy old russian dude goes all cossack on him :(
     
  34. Kenneth

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    Oh Jesus who would even-

    >Russian

    Makes perfect sense.
     
  35. Wolfgang Grimmer Magnificent Steiner

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    how is it stupid? you can never outrun a bear, your only hope is to play aggressive in hopes to scare it away
     
  36. Hyperion1O1 Groovy

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    I thought playing dead was the best option?
     
  37. Mintaka Active Member

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    I'm not even surprised by this.

    After hearing the Soyuz 5 story I just took it for granted that Russia is filled with insanely manly men.
     
  38. Unlosing Ranger OBJECTION!

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    X
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  39. Wallachia &#32

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    of all the Craziest things I've heard in NF Cafe, , this is the most Absurd :D:
     
  40. Wolfgang Grimmer Magnificent Steiner

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    that is true, however, i'd imagine you'd need a considerable amount of distance to pull this off successfully
     
  41. Wallachia &#32

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    Reminds me of Tekken :maybe

    Kuma vs Heihachi :mako
     
  42. Linkofone Active Member

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    That was for a salmon commercial.

    Spoiler:
    and the guy won. :maybe


    Lol, headbutting yourself into a bear doesn't sound like playing aggressive it sounds like wanting death.
     
  43. Wolfgang Grimmer Magnificent Steiner

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    chances are pretty high that you're going to die if ever you get mauled by a bear
     
  44. wat Mi o sutete mo, myōri wa sutezu

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  45. dummy plug ♥Jiyeon Boing Boing♥

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    old man probably thought he cant outrun the bear so he charged in tough as a nail...good thing he survived it, assuming its true :tomato
     
  46. josh101 SAS

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    Probably the best thing I have ever read.
     
  47. Kanga Well-Known Member

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    :rotfl

    I'm on the verge of tears right now. :laugh
     
  48. Naisutime Active Member

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    I wish I was half as manly as this guy:(
     

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