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Doraemon vs. Batman

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by Lucifeller, Jun 16, 2010.

  1. Lucifeller F O E F O E F O E F O E !!

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    Both get 1 day prep time. Doraemon doesn't get the moshimo box.

    If Doraemon rapes, add a single JLA member other than the Flash to Batman's side (because frankly the Flash is worse than the whole JLA combined). If Batman rapes (lolwut?) Doraemon gets the moshimo box.
     
  2. Riverlia gunning for Captain Obvious

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    You forgot to set blood lust and turn PIS CIS off for Doraemon
    He jobbed for a mere robber LOL
    Batman rape in this case, moshimo box or not

    :'9 PIS CIS off, if he can get his hand on Marvel comics and Transformer, Doramemon can mass produce tinkered re-programed giants Doom bots and Unicrons. Or with DC comics he can ask the Flash for help because a mean guy in bat suit is threatening a child.

    Or he drag the Gaunlet of Infinity out of the comic books or a video game. Although he'd probably run the risk of dragging Thanos out too if he tried this on a panel in which Thanos is wearing it *shudder at the image*

    Oh damn, what I'd do if I had his dogus D:<
     
  3. Riddler Active Member

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    Doraemon has more than 4.500 gadgets in his fourth-dimensional pocket. If CIS/PIS is off, taking away the moshimo box means nothing. Doraemon can use a TV to see what will happen in the future, a flute that will make his opponents do the opposite of what they intended, an antenna that preps the user for any event that is about to happen, a "bribe stick" to make batman's ally betray him, a time travel machine that he keeps inside a desk drawer, a clock that can stop time, a diary that makes whatever you write there happen in reality, a "dictator switch" that BFRs any target just by wishing and pressing it, a mask that turns lies spoken by the wearer into reality...

    He once used a multiplication device on his favorite cake (dorayaki) and the thing got out of control so he had to send all the copies to space, where they ended up forming a GALAXY that could be seen from earth's telescopes.

    A galaxy made of these:

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    That cat is a walking plot device :amuse
     

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