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does masturbating/sex burn calories?

Discussion in 'Health & Lifestyle Forum Archive' started by Dman, Dec 20, 2008.

  1. Dman That's fucking bueno

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    this is serious.

    does it?-ive heard some say it burns heaps,but just as many others say it burns none.

    dont think i am trying to lose weight by doing this but im actually very curious:wink
     
  2. Olgiebear Soul Eater Love

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    Yes, it does burn calories.
    Just being alive burns calories.
    To keep warm it takes energy and so we make energy by burning calories.
    Some activities burn more calories then other, but in conclusion, yes, sex does burn calories.
     
  3. Hef Night Work Advisor

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    It depends on how you have sex or masturbate. If you lay there like a fish or let a machine do the work for you, then it doesn't significantly.

    But if you're an acrobat from poontang circus, then I guess yes, it does burn some. Nothing substantial I'd presume, you can probably find some kind of figures by googling. If you want to lose weight, go jogging instead.
     
  4. Felix ̣

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    Make Love not Sports
     
  5. Rolling~Star confused by the new layout

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    everything you do burns calories :/

    it just varies in amounts, yes even sitting your but off burns a little calories.

    i think it would depend on how "active" you are during sex though
     
  6. ninjaq My sword is unbelievably dull!

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    X

    They have Sex - foreplay & Sex - intercourse, but no masturbation.
     
  7. Yakushi Kabuto Socks Activate! Shape of a Retired Smod

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    My bf and I often joke about how sex is the only exercise we get. It does involve moving various parts of the body vigoriously so there is some kind of force put into it. Even tight controlled actions can do much for the body given the regularity of it.
     
  8. Vanity away fighting dragons

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    Of course it does, just like everything else. Infact I think it can burn quite a lot.

    Obviously sex is going to burn more than masturbation though. And certain positions would probably burn more than others. Whoever does more of the 'work'(humping) in the sex is going to burn more also.
     
  9. Soul Agent of Justice

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    Yes, like everything else :blinditachi
     
  10. Hannibal The Mamba Strikes Back

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    Sex yes, masterbating...um no.
     
  11. Autumn Sky Inside your head n' out

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    No wonder I'm skinny ;-)
     
  12. UtahCrip Utah, we go hard

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    how you burn calories by beating off? cuz you be doing pull ups and mastubating or something?
     
  13. Mider T VM Rapist

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    I burn more calories in a more efficient and fun way, so I wouldn't know.
     
  14. Masa Escobar ︻╦╤─

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    ^ lol

    having sex is like oxygen, the only people who complain are the ones who are not getting any.

    Yes, sex keeps you in shape depending on how you do it so yes it burns calories.
     
  15. kunoichi_doctor22 (ɔ'.')=ɔ(♯x_x)

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    breathing/sleeping alone burns calories..........so the answer is yes.
     
  16. Elim Rawne 33

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    Dunno about masturbating,but having sex is kinda like working out(depending on the position),so yeah,it burns calories
     
  17. kunoichi_doctor22 (ɔ'.')=ɔ(♯x_x)

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    anything that requires energy = burning calories.......breathing requires energy as well so you burn calorie.
     
  18. Elim Rawne 33

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    I meant significantly more calories than passive activities.
     
  19. Koi elite porn commando

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    Does masturbation and/or sex burn calories? Yes.
    Is this, like.. a viable way to lose weight? No. It burns calories but unless you have a few hours of constant sex, the calories lost aren't significant.
     
  20. Kokain Autoanthropophagus

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    Regarding sex: if you're the man, you burn calories. If you're the woman, you receive them.
     
  21. Trunkten 何で?

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    I'm sure I heard somewhere that an hour of sex burns more calories than an hour of jogging or playing football, but of course you just gotta be a able to keep up for that long each time if you really wanted to implement it as a method of losing weight.
     
  22. Garlock Best in the World

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    Beating off works out your forearms.

    Sex depends on who works harder, if the woman is riding you, technically she is the one working out more, but us guys thrust hard and it does help develop a nice six pac. Almost equivalent to a good set of pushups.

    Also, the longer you fuck, the better your abs become in the long run. So imagine 45 minutes of straight thrusting. You'd have molded abs that would be unbreakable, hell you could possibly deflect bullets!
     
  23. animebutterfly Active Member

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    Yes. It does burn calories. :wink
     
  24. Pilaf The Doom that came to Sarnath

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    Um yes..I fucked the shit out of my hand like five times yesterday and my heart was a pounding after that last one. And I am in shape..go to the gym, jog, etc...was STILL an intense workout. Mind you I did this five times in a 16 hour period. It was my day off..what else is there to do except listen to heavy metal and masturbate furiously?
     
  25. Dattebayo-chan License to Fangirl

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    I don't know about masturbation, but sex is known to burn calories. I mean, you move a lot, so it's like exercise.
     
  26. Grimmjowsensei True Hokage

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    Sex does, masturbation doesn't.
     
  27. RyRyMini boys don't cry

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    You burn calories by breathing, so yes any type of activity minor or not will burn calories. Usually, like in this instance they're menial.
     

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