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Craziest Statements in the BD

Discussion in 'Naruto Battledome' started by Veracity, Jul 16, 2017.

  1. `Lazlo Vegetas the GOAT

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    Pein losing to kisame (even though the dude that debates for kisame reuses the same bs and gets proven wrong most the time.

    2. Kimi being able to beat pein

    3. Seven ninja swordsman beating tobirama, but peeps say minato would beat them.

    4. Kisame can absorb susano'o arrows

    5. "Kisame would beat jiraiya" despite us already seeing jiraiya literally make him and his partner run for their lives. Plus the fact that kisame wouldn't have been alive if it wasn't for itachi.
     
  2. `Lazlo Vegetas the GOAT

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    I believe a dummy said something about samehada absorbing a tailed beast bomb once too.

    Oh yea kisame would be able to absorb all of kakazus attacks if they were fired all at once towards him. Despite us seeing samehada just slice through a chakra based technique once head on, not from damn near every direction.
     
  3. LostSelf Forest Sage

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    Note: Quotes won't contain who said it for obvious reasons. I can show it in MP if needed. But i (Really) hope it's not needed.

    ( This opinion has been changed, though. But it was stated)

    You need to be = Edo Madara + Mokuton and Rinnegan :maybe.

    Now, other crazy statements are the obvious:

    • 7th Gated Gai beating the Gokage
    • Itachi beating Nagato while carrying Naruto and Bee so he was gimped.
    • Chibaku Tensei having no durability.
    • Yata Mirror used as a surfboard to counter Yomi Numa
    • Itachi countering Yomi Numa with a Raiton he should've copied sometime in his life (No kidding, it was stated)
    • Itachi beating Galactus
    • Sage Mode Naruto legitimately beating Pain because he was stronger
    • Sage Mode Naruto faster than 7th gated Gai
    • Orochimaru was never portrayed below Itachi. I am too lazy to find the huge wall of text explaining why and how he's not. And how he was in worse condition than Itachi when agonizing-blind-out of chakra Itachi one panelled him.
    • Orochimaru walling 8th Gated Gai with Manda
    • Orochimaru walling 8th Gated Gai with Manda
    • Orochimaru walling 8th Gated Gai with Manda (Sorry for typing it three times. I just can't believe this, yet)
    • Minato (base) defeating Hashirama
    • Jiraiya using a Kamui-like jutsu with his shadow jutsu
    • Itachi soloing the Sannin
    • Sound 5 are low Kage
    • War Arc Tsunade = Rusty Part 1 Tsunade
    • "This guy is kage level, this guy won't be caught in genjutsu"
    • "Speed is overrated. My 4 in speed character can do 100 push ups, three rounds of sexual intercourse, 8 hours of sleep and a bubble bath before your 7th Gated Gai/V2 Ei crosses 30 meters."
    • Guzma > Giovanni (SERIOUSLY. ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY?? @Hussain?)

    More to come, because there are a lot :lmao.
     
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  4. Cosmos Well-Known Member

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    Let me guess, Raikiri19 eh ? :maybe
     
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  5. Hussain .

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    Say that when you win. :gglife
     
  6. LostSelf Forest Sage

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    I don't remember who. But since that point, Gai has suffered. :catcry
     
  7. Cosmos Well-Known Member

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    It's him.
    No one overrates Kakashi or Gai to that level, not even the wildest Masters fan. It's no other than him, I remember it perfectly.
     
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    I've been working on it for real. However, even if I lose, doesn't mean Giovanni lost :maybe. Remember Guzma will soon be caught, Giovani will still be rampant. He's never caught. He controls the police of Pokemon secretly, he controls the Pokemon Centers. He is the creator of the Pokeballs, thus, he controls the entire world. This President of SILPH Co. is just a facade.

    Giovanni is the pokemon master, the final boss of Pokemon. The reason Ash hasn't won yet is because the creators are creating as much champions/leaders/Elite four as needed so they can join forces to take on Giovanni's Persian alone.

    The reason Mewtwo escaped was because he tried to take a sip of Persian's milk and was bitchslapped. Remember how Oro had to run when he tried to fuck up with Itachi and was bitchslapped? That way was Mewtwo bitchslapped by Persian.

    The reason Red doesn't appear in the anime is not because he's Ash counterpart. How can a winner like Red be a loser like Ash's counterpart? Hell no. The reason Red is not in the anime is because Giovanni bitchslapped him. And gave him a world of pain. Ethan and the others tried to go to Kanto and face Giovanni, but were bitchslapped as well.

    Regret your decision now, Hussain. You still have time. Get on Giovanni's side, because he's the most powerful living being of the Pokemon World. And Arceus doesn't come down because he knows Giovanni's persian is going to bitchslap him as well.
     
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  9. Monty Burns Active Member

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    Someone also said that Pre Wind arc Naruto is mid Kage level and P1 Naruto after summoning Gamabunta is low Kage level (trying to justify that Itachi's finger genjutsu works on Kage level opponents).
     
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    oh, there is also the idea that itachi was talking about Naruto (in part 1) that he was the one who's on a completely different level than Kisame, and the one which will put Itachi in trouble rather than Jiraiya. :sauceskully
     
  11. Silnaem im terrible with versions

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    The general consensus that Oro is below Itachi or anyone else in Akatsuki beside Nagato and Rinee Obito(despite never ever fighting with KI after Hiruzen and even then he was messing around with Hiruzen emotions)

    Oro losing to Gai(specifically getting KO from 8G techs) despite being the ultimate survivor and being the master of variety techniques, secret jutsu etc

    Sound 5 being sub kage as a team, despite Kimi alone being noted as strongest of all in Oro ranks and being strong enough to subdue Jugo
     
  12. Troyse22 Tailed Beast Without a Tail

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    People who try to debate with me on this topic reuse arguments I refute in the same argument, I'm talking almost specifically about cherry, he does that a crazy amount.


    Are you suggesting Samehada doesn't absorb Chakra?


    Sure, let's ignore a later iteration of Kisame challenging someone who defeated Orochimaru who beat Jiraiya.

    If you wanna call me a dummy, you're the one whos dumb considering you think Kisames claim of inferiority is to be taken over his admission of superiority from P2

    Sorry man, but P2 beats P1 statements and Kisame by feats and portrayal is above Jiraiya
     
  13. Monty Burns Active Member

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    I remember a thread that was made a while ago and some people were saying that in terms of feats Itachi has the fastest base shunshin in the manga.
     
  14. Cosmos Well-Known Member

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    Of course I wouldn't miss the chance to post this here
    http://www.narutoforums.com/threads/orochimaru-vs-rinnegan-sasuke.1051335/

    Izaya really lost it that day.
     
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  15. LostSelf Forest Sage

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    Not fair, guys. NOT Fair.

    When i'm almost recovering from Oro beating 8th gated Gai with Manda.

    Now you hit me with Oro outlasting 8th Gated Gai's assault taking his hits. You guys are more evil than the Saw mastermind.
     
  16. Trizalgia Broken Ideals

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    :fatcat
     
  17. -Azula- ~

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    :froppy

    Yeah the size of Yamata should be added here.
     
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  18. Cosmos Well-Known Member

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    Azula quoting me :love
    But yeah, that was by far the dumbest thread I ever saw.
    Even dumber than @Troyse22's thread " the Sannin Vs Juubi Jinchuuriki Obito "
     
  19. Silnaem im terrible with versions

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    :) tbh those were in reply to your previous post. They are my honest opinion tho. Happy to debate it in @Cherry new thread

    Also, I like what this thread is being used for
     
  20. Cosmos Well-Known Member

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    Keep reading the responses :gglife
    It's not just the thread that is dumb :facepalm
     
  21. Trizalgia Broken Ideals

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    Gamarinsho gg :gglife
     
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  22. WorldsStrongest The Prodigal Son

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    Not according to their feats it doesnt

    Gai training doesnt mean shit

    Itachi is just straight up faster by feats yet the DB has them equal in the stat
    And teh DB references part 1 kakashi having the same hand seal ability as Itachi...Which is BS

    And as i said those were only a few examples

    There are wayyyyyy more

    Like Part 1 Lee being faster than Part 1 sasuke during the CE finals (Lee has 4 to sasukes 3.5) despite lee stating they are equal at worst AND that sasuke has better reactions...Ignoring the fact lee is crippled at this time btw...

    Gai having higher ninjutsu than ANYBODY...He has a 3 in the stat which puts him above sasuke when he had katons and freaking chidori under his belt, despite gais best ninjutsu feat being summoning a turtle with 0 combat ability
     
  23. WorldsStrongest The Prodigal Son

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    The fact gai has no impressive speed feats in base

    None
     
  24. WorldsStrongest The Prodigal Son

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    I remember hearing about this

    Made me lol

    Wasnt this ancient tho?

    What i mean is this wasnt recently stated (and meant seriously?)
     
  25. Troyse22 Tailed Beast Without a Tail

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    This was stated seriously recently, I just don't recall who said it
     
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    Hidan being killed( killed, not captured, cut up or blown apart, but actually killed) despite having supernatural immortality

    Hidan getting neg diffed( despite practically soloing Matatabi and Yugito Nii, having Kakashi level reactions) by anyone who can't blitz seal, decapitate or blast him to pieces

    War Arc Neji getting blitzed by anyone below god tier despite having jonin level speed at the age of 13 according to DB
     
  27. Troyse22 Tailed Beast Without a Tail

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    That's right Laz, disagree but don't refute, typical
     
  28. Cosmos Well-Known Member

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    He got trolled by a freaking Zetsu clone :geg
     
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    neither does itachi....
     
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    So did Asspulldara (although it wasn't a clone)
     

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