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I wanna go to some European country and talk shit about their soccer teams and boast loudly in public places about the superiority of American football.
That was almost Itachi-lvl blitz, Niku.
All right, Sasuke... Got anything else?
i swear itachi has the best lines
be sure to video tape the reaction so we can remember you as you were
football > american 'football'
"Every European soccer team has a weakpoint. Manchester United's weakpoint and risk...are Peyton Manning."
*from the back of the room* "You fucking wanker!"
if your son grows up playing soccer instead of football you've essentially failed as a father.
dishonor on your wife, dishonor on your parents, dishonor on your family
u fukn nobhed m8
my dad wanted me to be a footballer
he named me after an underdog footballer
I like football and american football. I'm quite partial to Gareth Bale and Luka Modric :him
We just don't get the games here often and usually when we do its way too early
What is England like , itachi? Is it as magical as one would think?
england is gr8
though it depends really on the area, some areas are infested with crime and shit
my city is nicknamed 'gunchester' but gun crime has gone down and i've never seen a gun, not in this country anyway
people are generally nice too
maybe sometimes a little too nice
your father probably cried himself to sleep at night tbh
i can already see him, laying his head down on a soggy pillow soaked with the tears of his disappointment
there's still time to be great, Itachi
he wanted me to be a doctor if i didn't wanna be a footballer
but i dunt wan b doctor
so make that x2 disappointment
I will never understand parents who want their children to become a particular thing.
Like, it's not up to you. Damn. You had your shot at life and you wasted it on having these shitty-ass kids.
My child can do whatever they want so long as they can answer this one simple question:
The world may never know...
No waifu no laifu
my first waifu is gai sensei
my second waifu is niizuma eiji
my third waifu is tsunade
and my fourth waifu is solid snake (old)
You've misplaced the "(old)" bit
i want young looking tsunade
and this hunky bastard
My son will know the true meaning of life. Discipline, duty, death.
my kids can be whatever they want to be
except Sasori fans
not in my house
As long as my children don't like kiba I'll be happy
i'm gonna make my children follow the way of itachi
i can't wait for the day they turn their swords to my back
I'm aborting any of my children that like Itachi. Doesn't matter how old they are, they will get aborted.
i'm killing any children that think tsunade can beat raikage
doesn't matter if they're mine or not
I'm dragging them to hell if they post on a Naruto forum.
Oh wait, they're already there.
I never understood this. How does a character that has a summon that can solo the Raikage lose to the Raikage... Summon gg
Now if Katsuyu is restricted, I do give it to Ei 6/10
bringer, you're a liar and a misandrist!
what's wrong with Kiba?
you won't convert me, Saru. I am stubborn in my ways. Us Sasori fans are like that
that's alright. you and your children would only contaminate the Kiba fan master race anyway.
Says the supposed Tsunade fan who thinks Ei low difs her, dirty misogynist!
I think maybe I'll raise my kids to be Pein fans
Let's not get started on contaminated races again
Triple post to mention that is the first skully I've ever used^^^
I hope I'm not there. I'd be liable to immediately 64 palm you.
The truth must be known.
So slow today
I had to debate about Itachi taking it easy on Kurenai today, a day after hearing Mei shoulder brushes Ukataka no diff. I've been triggered so much, so I haven't been in here as often.
What's Utakata again. Too lazy to search
Why is Utakata not being a one-hit move on a Kage triggering for you?
I loved that line. And Sasuke was just
It's the genjutsu that Itachi uses his finger instead of his eyes to cast. His 30% clone used it on Naruto during the Rescue Gaara Arc.
Why does me perturbed by Mei shrugging of hax like Mind manipulation always get turned into "why are you mad that one genjutsu can't one shot her." as if that's what I ever claim. It's an astonishing phenomenon.
Yes I remember now haha. I totally forgot. My manga knowledge is actually really bad compared to most people on here. I probably have the worst knowledge all together on this site tbh. I haven't finished past the Juubi fight and only watched the anime. One day I'll read it all.
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