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Are Tsunade's Breasts Real?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Vangelis, Aug 13, 2007.

  1. Vangelis Chariots of Fire

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    Well are they?



    Edit: I was of course (at the time) questioning the realness of Tsunade breasts in the manga - meaning that this thread was created to speculate if Tsunade had altered her breast size some time during her life (which the manga didn't cover).

    Thought I'd clarify since there were a few wise guys posting irrelevant comments in a poor attempt at being witty/cool. Responses such as "she's paper" or "she's a drawing/drawings aren't real" isn't necessary. If you have nothing relevant to contribute, don?t post here. :)

    To answer my own question, I don't believe Tsunade did anything additional to increase her breast size. May this thread die now!
     
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  2. Vandal Savage Game Theory Administrator

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  3. Sub-Zero GB's Lin Kuei Master

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    Well, when I was still a newbie to the forums, I posted a joke theory that basically consisted of Tsunade's breatsts being a Kuchiyose no Jutsu of some sort (and I got negged for it).

    However, in actuality, yea, I do; she was just a late bloomer.:wink
     
  4. Creator ♥Tsunade's Husband♥

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    *SUPER ULTRA MEGARIFIC GASP* Ofcourse they are real. How dare you question Tsunade, not to mentio her boobage? Boobage alway wins.

    BOOBAGE FTW :dance :woot :woo
     
  5. Sai Die you ass-kisser!

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    Yes, they are like Dolly Parton lol
     
  6. Arti Banned

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    Tsunade's Boobs=WIN.....

    and of course they are real....
     
  7. krickitat I am the Night, I am CATMAN!

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    yes they are real....what NINJA would get fake boobs?

    look she became a sannin because she was really dedicated and hard working, she let her village come before anything else in her life for a long time

    so no she would never get a boob job.
     
  8. Vangelis Chariots of Fire

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    Personally I think tsunade breast are real. I think Sakura's ganna be a late bloomer too or she might remain flat chested forever.
     
  9. Lastier ̣

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    No, they are as fake as Sasuke
     
  10. Kakuzu GB Imperator

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    They aren't even the real kind of fake boobs. Just using a jutsu.
     
  11. Creator ♥Tsunade's Husband♥

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    Your fast become a very good friend of mine. :hi5

    Indeed. Tsunade is too good to get a boobjob. :amuse

    Indeed. Its called hormones. :p :laugh
     
  12. Dango suit & tie

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    What's your definition for real?
    I mean, she's kind of an animation. And stuff.

    Meh. Don't know, don't care.
     
  13. Dark_wolf247 The vision of homoexcelsior.

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    ...She's an animated character. So no, they're not real. :/
     
  14. krickitat I am the Night, I am CATMAN!

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    yea....that IS the truth isnt it

    but come on...you wouldnt be here if naruto werent in some way real to you
     
  15. Hunted by sister d(ಠ_ರೃ)b

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    When she was under 40`, they were real.
    Now it`s henge no jutsu
     
  16. scerpers Heart of the World, Lord of the Void

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    The only people who say that Tsunade's boobs aren't natural are jealous of her.
     
  17. krickitat I am the Night, I am CATMAN!

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    well when you get older its not like your breasts shrink

    your skin just gets tired of holding them up so they get flabby.
    and you get cheap and stop buying good bras
     
  18. Mintaka Active Member

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    Yeah except for she has an odd thing about her she can somehow produce helium gas......thats why she doesn't have back problems.
     
  19. Vangelis Chariots of Fire

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    She had probably used some Justsu to make them more firm but not to increase the size. lol im talking about the size of cartoons characters breast. Ive been over my grandmother house for too long. I need to just pick a college and go.
     
  20. Yakushi Kabuto Socks Activate! Shape of a Retired Smod

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    Yes, they are real. I can't imagine Tsunade being someone who would want to alter that portion of her appearence in such a way. I mean, it feels rather impractical to have them such a size for a shinobi, and Tsunade has always struck me as quite the pragmatic individual, sans gambling.
     
  21. +Shannaro Aqua Fanta

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    REAL. 8D

    They just show what type of person Kishi is.
     
  22. Creator ♥Tsunade's Husband♥

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    She is hot and your not. Jealous. :amuse

    She is 100% pure natural. :amuse
     
  23. blaze of fire Moi Dix Mois Forbidden

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  24. Maruta Kyonko

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    If anything they don't look -fake-.
    You can see if a person has gotten a 'boobjob'. And Sakura isn't flat chested. She just has a nice A-cup, she has an athletic body for goodness' sake. since whatever the case it's more normal to have such a chest not some Hinata-size.
     
  25. blaze of fire Moi Dix Mois Forbidden

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    yes very true (man i'd love to get my hands on those)smile-big
     
  26. simon casey New Member

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    Doesn't matter if they're real or not.

    They are:


    X
     
  27. Shiranui Nullius in verba

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    They seem to be real. In her childhood she had them too. just look at the flashbacks when Jiraiya and Naruto try to bring her to Konaha.
     
  28. Cecil Captain of Red Wings

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    Of course their real!
     
  29. ~Gesy~ Well-Known Member

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    she 50 years old..they had lots of time to grow...with out that.....chakra makeup..they will sag.......sad but true:(
     
  30. nkon Guest

    no they are cartoon breast
     
  31. Maruta Kyonko

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    ..I think we've already established that -obviously- she's fictional. But if you wanna talk about them being not real and what not, look at cosplayers. You could count them as the real deal.
    Anime/Manga is real to us in -some- way and especially Naruto, or else..Why are you here anyway?!
     
  32. Superrazien Former Wank-Nova 10

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    They are real its just in her true form they probably go down to her knees is all.
     
  33. nkon Guest

    tsunade's breast is actually a chocolate milk factory
     
  34. Nintinja Banned

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    Oh shit.....I'll say fake, Henge no Jutsu can work wonders on the old.
     
  35. Mider T VM Rapist

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    I never heard that bitch complain about wandering silicon so yeah, they're real.
     
  36. Loki custom title want a loki

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    silicons xDD
     
  37. zuul Madarafag

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    They are fake. :pek
     
  38. Balalaika Fry Face

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    Besides the jutsu keeping them firm, real, she was carrying around that giant rack when Nawaki died so I'm a believer.
     
  39. 7Silver 7銀

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    Real , but it would be funny to hear that she larger those with medical jutsu :gar
     
  40. scerpers Heart of the World, Lord of the Void

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    They probably are real but without the gnejutsu on, their probably wrinkly as fuck.
     
  41. zuul Madarafag

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    They reach her knees. :arg
     
  42. Chiyo Beautiful Flaw

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    She always had small breasts as a young'un, and she has very good chakra control/genjutsu ability. The rest of her appearance is an illusion, so it's a good chance her breasts are part of this.
     
  43. sakurakunoichi Member

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    Only because she is a good shinobi it doesnt means she is making them bigger :notrust
    They are 100 % real :thumbs
     
  44. ArAshI-sensei Truth begins in Lies

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    I dunno, the henge makes her look like she's 25~ish.

    They probably WERE real, now they are just baggy and wrinkly.
     
  45. zan the darkness of your soul

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    They real but saggy and wrinkled but with the regan powers she has it make em look purky and smooth.
     
  46. Saito Active Member

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    Are Tsunade's Breasts Real?
    lol.not at all
    Maybe they were real like 30 years ago :iria
     
  47. Gaara=] GaaraRazzleDazzledMyFrazz le(:

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    Hmm... I think they are real even though she makes herself look 20years younger I think that her breasts are the only natural thingsabout her. She just to ebe really flatchested. Quote Jaraiya; Tsunade, you flat-chested bitch.
    She was just a late bloomer and when they grew they grew. I think tht might be how Sakura will turn out. :nod
     
  48. Blue_Panter_Ninja Don't fuck with time and space

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    Real:natural beauty
    Fake:part of henge no jutsu :notrust
     
  49. Simusar Hidden in Shadows

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    i'd have to perform some "tests" to determine for myself.

    :jir_thumb :nosebleed
     
  50. yukito used to be azn

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    Of course they are. :hmpf
     

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