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Old 11-02-2013, 05:22 AM   #1
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An aging shepherd who was confronted by a bear while walking through a raspberry field near his home lived to tell his tale despite being thrown off a cliff by the animal after the two came to blows.

Octogenarian Yusuf Alchagirov of the tiny Russian republic of Kabardino-Balkaria initially attempted to stab the bear with his knife, but the beast swatted it away with ease.

The 80-year-old then proceeded to Plan B: Headbutting and kicking the bear.

This time, the animal swatted Alchagirov away, hurling him off a nearby cliff.

Amazingly, the senior citizen survived the fall with only a few bruises and bite wounds, and four broken ribs.

"I got off easy. It would have killed me if I'd chickened out," Alchagirov told a local TV station.

RIA Novosti reports that Alchagirov's family "baked him three traditional pies to celebrate his survival."
Source: http://gawker.com/elderly-man-surviv...-be-1456710164

>80 years old
>Tries to headbutt bear

Sure, he lost decisively. But damn, his first reaction on seeing a bear is to try and shiv it, and then try and headbutt it! If it was me, I'd roll into fetal position and hope the smell of my urine is rank enough to drive the creature away.

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Old 11-02-2013, 05:32 AM   #2
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Russians.

God damn those crazy russians. Even their elderly are sturdy enough to take on motherfuckin bears.

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Old 11-02-2013, 05:32 AM   #3
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Now that's what I call testicular fortitude.

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Rural Russians are tough motherfuckers

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A glorious death.

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Bears derived from Russians.

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that bear probably got scared so much it didn't go after the old man after he fell off the cliff

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that bear probably got scared so much it didn't go after the old man after he fell off the cliff
If a man's first reaction on seeing me is to try and stab me with a knife, you bet I'll be scared shitless of him! To a bear, it must been even MORE unnerving, what with the difference in strength and all.

Bonus question: who here would be willing to take this old man on in a one-on-one fight?

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that is actually pretty respectable.

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I'm playing this scene in my head, and nothing other pure badass.

Dude is tough as nails, glad he survived.

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nice.

this is the kind of man america could use running their country.
this is the kind of man who doesn't hesitate to deal a wild instinctual blow against impossible odds. imagine what this guy could do if his enemy was the economy, the tea party, or walmart.

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reminds me i should play a bit of sf 2 tubro.

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Wow what a mother fucking badass.

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Old 11-02-2013, 10:33 AM   #15
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That's amazing.

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You should have seen what this guy was fighting off when he was younger.
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still got nothing on Blue's bear-killing katana skills

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Badass elder.

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Badass elder - or pussy bear?

I would like to hear from a wildlife expert wearing an indiana jones hat.

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