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Old 02-27-2013, 07:39 PM   #1
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Default Im sorry but why did kid Madara suck so much skippin rocks across a river? And stats?

This is a dude who grows up to make giant armor come out of his eyes that can slice mountains in half, a kid who grows up to be able to pull down two meteors from outer space... and he can't skip a damn rock across a river??

I mean, kids his age train to fight with swords, throw knives and giant stars while jumping through trees, fight in war and stuff... and he has trouble skipping a rock?

...

And life expectancy of 30? Lol who's the leader of the Statistics Clan specialized in data anlysis jutsu that went around and conducted that study?

"Excuse me, Mr. Uchiha. What are the names, ages, and gender of everyone Hashirama and co. killed today, if you don't mind?"

Uchiha: "Fuck off! Katon: Goukakyu no Jutsu!"

"Lol katon... Is this a bad time for you? I'll come back later."

Uchiha: [sigh] "... sure."

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Old 02-27-2013, 07:57 PM   #2
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And life expectancy of 30? Lol who's the leader of the Statistics Clan specialized in data anlysis jutsu that went around and conducted that study?

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They probably kept exact records of their dead like most military groups attempt to in war times. If someone is found dead, or MIA for an extended period of time, then they are declared or presumed dead.

When Konoha was founded the records were compiled and compared and eventually it became known that the average life expectancy for members of either clans at the time was 30.

You don't need to do a census when your entire clan is a military organization that presumably keeps track of its soldiers like every other military organization going back to tribal times.

Agreed on the rock skipping part though. I'm equally curious about Madara's woefully inept rock skipping skills. A young me would have done better and I can't kill a man 101 ways with a kunai.

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Old 02-27-2013, 08:19 PM   #3
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We don't even know how old he was.


Also madara has never been a phsycial powerhouse, it was his chakra and sharingan that made him so hax

He likely can't mold chakra very well yet, and he has no sharingan

so yea

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OP made it sound like it's that easy for someone to skip a rock to the opposite side of a shore

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Old 02-27-2013, 08:38 PM   #5
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I thought it was cute.

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Old 02-27-2013, 08:42 PM   #6
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OP made it sound like it's that easy for someone to skip a rock to the opposite side of a shore
Yeah maybe not for us. But these are superpowered kids who shoot fireballs and fight wars that revolve around throwing knives and swords at each other. Jus sayin, seems funny to me he couldn't skip a rock that well.

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Uchiha and rocks don't mix well.

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It's really stupid really and a plothole. 12 years old Sasuke was one shoting giant bears of severals tons with a single kick. All ninjas have speed and strength way above an average human. Hell.. the precision to throw a shuriken with their accuracy probably surpass by far the skill to skip rocks across a river.

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do you know how hard it is to skip rocks across a river?

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This is a dude who grows up to make giant armor come out of his eyes that can slice mountains in half, a kid who grows up to be able to pull down two meteors from outer space... and he can't skip a damn rock across a river??

I mean, kids his age train to fight with swords, throw knives and giant stars while jumping through trees, fight in war and stuff... and he has trouble skipping a rock?

...

And life expectancy of 30? Lol who's the leader of the Statistics Clan specialized in data anlysis jutsu that went around and conducted that study?

"Excuse me, Mr. Uchiha. What are the names, ages, and gender of everyone Hashirama and co. killed today, if you don't mind?"

Uchiha: "Fuck off! Katon: Goukakyu no Jutsu!"

"Lol katon... Is this a bad time for you? I'll come back later."

Uchiha: [sigh] "... sure."

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Just havin some fun on things that took me out a bit.
cos madara is a weak faggot. had to be taught by a senju on how to skipping rocks across a river.

weak people are ugly, just like madara.

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Old 02-27-2013, 10:24 PM   #11
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He held the stone like a kunai, so he was inadvertently trying to kill the water.

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Dude I can only do 3-4 skips, do you know how difficult skipping is!

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The skill required for skipping a rock all the way across a river is probably different from the skill required to throw a shuriken into someone's chest.

Even Hashirama noted that Madara was used to handling shuriken

Throwing shuriken =/= skipping stones.

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bitches don't know about skipping rocks.

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We don't even know how old Madara was. We don't know if he was at that stage where he was making waves in the Uchiha clan.

And maybe he just sucked at skipping rocks?

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Obviously because rocks and Uchiha are mortal enemies. The rock instinctively knew it was being held in the palm of its archnemesis, so it willed itself to be heavier and harder to throw. Rocks like Senju though, which is why Hashirama was able to skip it across the river with ease.

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Hell.. the precision to throw a shuriken with their accuracy probably surpass by far the skill to skip rocks across a river.
Doubtful. Throwing accurately is nowhere near as difficult as skipping rocks across an entire river He could likely throw it across the river accurately, but that's different from skipping it. He doesn't even have problems skipping it, just skipping it the entire distance. Most people have a hard enough time skipping rocks period.

Not to mention they'd likely teach you how to throw shuriken whereas skipping rocks is more selftaught.

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skipping rocks is hard to do

Hashirama is a master of rock skipping

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The skipping rocks annoyed me last chapter but it was put into context in this chapter. Madara isn't some Naruto-like klutz; he has experience throwing shuriken, but he probably hadn't tried to skip rocks at all before that. And he mastered it by the next time he was shown.

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The skipping rocks annoyed me last chapter but it was put into context in this chapter. Madara isn't some Naruto-like klutz; he has experience throwing shuriken, but he probably hadn't tried to skip rocks at all before that. And he mastered it by the next time he was shown.
Good point. That parallels how Madara couldn't live in a peace time but had to wage war (except in caves). War is all he knew.

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