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Old 11-16-2012, 08:50 PM   #1
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A man had to have his penis amputated after injecting it with OLIVE OIL - to make it bigger.

The 50-year-old man was admitted to hospital in Thailand after his genitalia reportedly swelled to the size of a coconut.

The unnamed man underwent the illegal penis enlargement procedure five years ago, where he was injected with olive oil. The man’s genitals were working “just fine” until he contracted an infection from an untreated wound six months ago,Fthe Bangkok Post reported.

Police Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn of the Police General Hospital told reporters: “He was ashamed to visit a doctor, but the pain and the infection grew so he had no choice.

”The man was admitted to a private hospital where doctors discovered he was suffering from penis cancer, which had spread to his abdomen and testicles. Medics were left with no choice but to remove his penis.

Discussing the controversial olive oil procedure, hospital spokeswoman, Sirikul Jiaranaikhajorn, said: "It only brings bad results - people misunderstand [that it works].

"A woman will love a man not because of the size."
Well... couldn't say it didn't achieve the intended result.

Also that last bit is a lie.

Olive oil:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...-after-1439502

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Old 11-16-2012, 08:53 PM   #2
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What the hell... Yeah he was a dumb ass to inject his penis with olive oil but how does olive oil cause penile cancer?

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Old 11-16-2012, 08:54 PM   #3
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Olive oil...that's a new one

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What the hell... Yeah he was a dumb ass to inject his penis with olive oil but how does olive oil cause penile cancer?

I think it was the untreated wound that caused it, not the olive oil....but still. Olive oil?

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What the hell... Yeah he was a dumb ass to inject his penis with olive oil but how does olive oil cause penile cancer?
Likely because it was slowly poisoning him.

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Old 11-16-2012, 09:20 PM   #11
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The 50-year-old man was admitted to hospital in Thailand after his genitalia reportedly swelled to the size of a coconut.
Well....I guess it technically worked.

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Old 11-16-2012, 09:29 PM   #12
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That sounds terrible

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I was wondering why Mexican God hasn't been posting lately. Hope he gets well soon.

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Police Capt Dr Surat Kittisup-porn

that is a really funny name.

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Old 11-16-2012, 09:39 PM   #16
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O_o woah, that's pretty..hmm dumb. He must of been too small? lol now he has nothing..

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Old 11-16-2012, 10:09 PM   #17
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what a idiot.

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Old 11-16-2012, 10:44 PM   #19
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Nothing comes close to the stupidity of that guy who tried to inject cocain in his penis..

It led to complications that destroyed his penis, nine fingers, and parts of his legs.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-04.html

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My genitals twinge in sympathy.

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