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Old 07-07-2012, 03:09 PM   #1
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The year is 2030. There are billions-upon-billions of toxic cells in the air causing a virus that kills people. You contain a near-cure substance only found in your bloodline. You have no siblings and no immediate family left alive. The substance is weak in just you, however.

They need you to reproduce with a member of your own family. Your mother. The government and billions of others are counting on you to go back in time and reproduce with your mother. Unfortunately, this isn't the only downside. They want to kill your offspring, extract the blood, and use it as a temporary treatment for the virus.

What would you do?

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:21 PM   #2
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Uh. The alternative is dying a horrible death in a depopulated world and ending humanity.
And if we can go back in time, there must be other ways to prevent this. Not really a well-thought-through scenario.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:22 PM   #3
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No. but I'd FUCK Alex.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:23 PM   #4
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So you have fantasies about fucking your mother and just wanted to covertly say it in a really stupid thread?

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:23 PM   #5
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Dude seriously. No.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:24 PM   #6
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What if your mother is dead?

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:24 PM   #7
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No, That is disturbing, weird and disgusting.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:26 PM   #8
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I would do absolutely noting.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:27 PM   #9
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What if your mother is dead?




youre funny.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:28 PM   #10
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you've been watching too many Sci-Fi movies, man.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:29 PM   #11
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Uh. The alternative is dying a horrible death in a depopulated world and ending humanity.
And if we can go back in time, there must be other ways to prevent this. Not really a well-thought-through scenario.
If staying within this scenario it doesn't have to be our Mother..it could be a distant ancestor who never had children.

Thus no real harm done to anything.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:30 PM   #12
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you've been watching too many Sci-Fi movies, man.
No such thing.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:46 PM   #13
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No, I wouldn't. The reasons being:

A) I'm a girl

B) My mother was a foul, abusive, mean, nasty, ugly piece-of-shit woman with the personality of one of Satan's demons. Even if I were a guy I wouldn't go anywhere near her. ugh!

C) She's been dead for a good number of years. If you really want to dig her up and try screwing with what's left of her, I'm sure she wouldn't mind, just leave a few dollars in the coffin for her fee



I'm not being rude, I'm just telling the truth

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:52 PM   #14
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Are you an inbred?

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:53 PM   #15
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and use it as a temporary treatment for the virus.
It's not even a cure, just a "temporary" treatment? (whatever the hell that means)

lol

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:53 PM   #16
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No, but I'd fuck your mother.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:54 PM   #17
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if we traveled back in time why would we need to fuck our mother?

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:54 PM   #18
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This man would like to have a talk with you.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:59 PM   #20
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I NF

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