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Also yes I'm positive I want this name change, in real life I just had my first name changed from Jessica to Olivia, so I see it fit that my final name change on this forum is also the same change.
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Originally Posted by PervySageSensei
Jess is a master at being a woman
Super powers list:
-Great organizing abilities
-Master at being Aloof
-Flirtatious charm
-Smoking hot personality
-Great figure (aka: hot body)
-Modest yet cute nature
-Woman's intuition (she found her bf out before he could pop the question)
and last but not least
-Woman's Scorn (which is attractive to some men)
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Originally Posted by WAD
You pretty girls and your lack of need to be creative
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Originally Posted by LegendaryBeauty
You're really pretty, Tia.
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Originally Posted by Kenju Storm
Tia-neesan is the best neesan in the world. I loves her so much. I also voted Thalia as my favorite female. Your so awesome. Even when I insulted woman I didn't mean you. Your my favorite GMs out of all GMs. Your one of my closest friends.
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Originally Posted by Mexican God Lvl 2
Hey Jessica, can you please put a strap on on and nail me with it hard?
thank you.
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Originally Posted by SonnyBillWilliams
yea Jess has a nice body. Really taut and curvy. I'd totally dive down on that muff. Yea I just went there but lets- be- honest.
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Originally Posted by SoulTaker
This.
Don't even give a shit if her fiance sees it. If I ever met him I would shake his hand cos he's done well. He seems like one of those if you flirt with my girlfriend I won't crack you in the face I'll establish dominance with a heavy make out session. Just let you know it's his women and he tears that ass up.
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Originally Posted by SonnyBillWilliams
Sorry I don't mean to offend but the hottest person here without doubt is Jess.
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Originally Posted by Laix
Dear Jessica,
I'm sorry. Like really sorry. I thought it would be funny to send a dancing troll picture because I showed my grandmother and she laughed before sadly passing away. I hope you understand that it was in my best interests to entertain you and I'm sorry you took it the wrong way.
The air got tight in my chest when I saw you say you was ignoring me. I began to break down into tears, dropping my glass of milk all over me in a scene reminiscent of a hardcore porno. I preceeded to wipe it off my half-naked body, before cranking up the Adele songs on iTunes.
Sitting here at 11:42pm, I'm typing you an apology. Adele's Rolling in the Deep is playing, and I truly feel upset. My hands are shaking as I type this, and my cat and bitch are asking for sex.
I say no. I say "No, I'm talking to my BBFL Jessica so like piss off please" and they do just that. All so I can type this apology to you. The song's getting to me now, and my neighbours are telling me to tell the 'Boyfriend scarer' off. They must be referring to Adele or my mother. Could be both.
But back to my apology. I'm sorry Jessica Anne Dorothy Michael Minnesota Rodriguez Smith for everything I've done. I'm sorry our relationship was stained by all this, and I hope our secret love relationship won't be ruined. I hope Kagura, Kei or Tsuki never find out about us, and I hope this can carry on.
If you forgive me, I promise I'll send nudes of my mother as you requested and myself even. I also promise to accept anything you may call me such as 'Jessica's Bitch' or something with a similiar meaning.
I like it like it.
Just referenced Rihanna's S&M. I hope this makes you feel better.
FT Convo #9: [Posse HQ]: KHAJI DA!
Memos said I should make one, so I made one. And here we are.
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