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Old 12-01-2011, 05:38 AM   #1
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Zaru? If Naruto has sex with a girl...

will he use Rasengan to finish her off?

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Old 12-01-2011, 05:45 AM   #2
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maybe... but i sure know what zetsu would be using...


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Old 12-01-2011, 05:49 AM   #3
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Kage Bunshin and then Rasengan Barrage all over her

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Old 12-01-2011, 06:23 AM   #4
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The poor girl would die, that's why only Sasuke can handle him and Naruto knows that

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Old 12-01-2011, 06:41 AM   #5
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Of course.

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Old 12-01-2011, 06:50 AM   #6
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Dat Rasengan

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Old 12-01-2011, 07:04 AM   #7
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He's gay though.

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Old 12-01-2011, 07:06 AM   #8
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So is Chojuro.

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Old 12-01-2011, 07:08 AM   #9
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No! How dare you say Chojuro is gay! He satisfied me... he made me go Mmm~

*shoots Futton at the stupid fox and watches it melt as I laugh*

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Old 12-01-2011, 07:13 AM   #10
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Still in denial I see

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Old 12-01-2011, 07:22 AM   #11
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Die! *spits Youton*

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Old 12-01-2011, 07:26 AM   #12
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Oh you

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Old 12-01-2011, 08:10 AM   #13
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Die! *spits Youton*
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No! How dare you say Chojuro is gay! He satisfied me... he made me go Mmm~

*shoots Futton at the stupid fox and watches it melt as I laugh*
Oh god, your username might be Mei Terumi but that doesn't mean you have to post like her. I have a pony set but you don't see me going saying, "Hey everypony what do you think of this theory!!!11! lol". Grow up.

OT: He'd finish her off with Suiton: semen release no jutsu

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Old 12-01-2011, 09:08 AM   #14
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Unless the girl wears a strapon and a Sasuke mask, I don't think Naruto's going anywhere near her.

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Old 12-01-2011, 09:14 AM   #15
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Hinata should wear that Sasuke mask,so everyone can become happy

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Old 12-01-2011, 09:23 AM   #16
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There would be a rasengan spinning on top of his dick thas for sure.

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Old 12-01-2011, 09:32 AM   #17
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Unfortunately Naruto wants some Chidori in his ass, so we'll never know

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Old 12-01-2011, 10:22 AM   #18
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Oh god, your username might be Mei Terumi but that doesn't mean you have to post like her. I have a pony set but you don't see me going saying, "Hey everypony what do you think of this theory!!!11! lol". Grow up.

OT: He'd finish her off with Suiton: semen release no jutsu
My username is Mei Terumi? I AM Mei Terumi! *spits Youton at nonbeliever*

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Old 12-01-2011, 10:23 AM   #19
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naruto: kage bunchin no jutsu! * makes 6 clones *

fodder girl: wholy fucking jesus christ!!

naruto: fuck no jutsu! bukkake no jutsu! * 3 clones take care of the holes, and 3 take care of bukkake no jutsu *

girl: noooo!! ahh! uhh! umm? ohhhh!!

Naruto: I have to finish her of with my new kekke genkai! .......
.... sufuton! Great semengan!!!!

girl: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!




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Old 12-01-2011, 10:30 AM   #20
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He would shadow jutsu 10000, borrow taileds chakra and use it at her at once.

I read a dirty manga about Naruto on his sleep once, the girls tried him out. Lmao. "Sakura?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" /punch

So fake, only Madara got that stamina. Noone else.

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