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Old 11-18-2011, 12:28 PM   #1
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Hello members of Narutofan. I admit that I was among the many to think that Tobi was Izuna for a while now. I predicted that Madara was the sixth coffin and Kabuto's trump card. However, I had an epiphany today that lead me to the shocking conclusion of Tobi's true identity.

Tobi is none other than...

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...the ramen chef.


Evidence 1: They have identical faces.

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Can you guys not see the similarity between the wrinkled faces? They're almost identical.

Evidence 2: They were never seen at the same place at the same time.

This argument alone pretty much confirms that they're one and the same. We've never seen them together. They've never had a confrontation.

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Who knew that Tobi cooked ramen in his spare time? As you can see in the panels below, Tobi is nowhere to be seen.




Conveniently, while the ramen guy was away trying to conquer the world, Naruto never ate ramen.




Evidence 3: This character is portrayed to potentially be just as evil as Tobi himself.

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Calling his workers lazy idiots, what kind of asshole boss does that? He's pure evil.



Evidence 4: His real name translates to "killing someone with one's bare hands".

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His name, Teuchi, according to Naruto Wikia:

Teuchi's name can mean "making noodles by hand" (手打ち). However, the same word can also mean "killing someone with one's bare hands."

This is exactly what he did to Torune.



I've finally come to my grand conclusion, guys. I hope this thread convinces you. Spread the truth.
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Tobi/Madara has two sets of under eye lines and no crows feet on the outside of his eyes. Different eyes.

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Tobi/Madara has two sets of under eye lines and no crows feet on the outside of his eyes. Different eyes.
Can't you tell the ramen guy uses makeup? Improve your observation skills please.

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Working over a hot stove all day long? That makeup won't last.
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Tobi isn't the ramen-guy.
I read from some very reliable sources on the net,
which Kishimoto himself recently confirmed by the way,
saying that Tobi is no other then...

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I hope you are right. Manga would become awesome again if this happened.

Ramen guy has the most potential to pull a perfect Aizen.

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If it turned out to be the Ramen Chef he would instantly become my favorite villain of this generation of all time. Can't wait to hear HIS master plan...

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GUYS I FOUND MORE EVIDENCE

Teuchi's name can mean "making noodles by hand" (手打ち). However, the same word can also mean "killing someone with one's bare hands."

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It was Torune he killed with his bare hands. If your gonna spoil the truth do it right

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We're talking about people that cling to stupid trends like Tobito, Datclone, and this. Of course they're going to do it to death, and enough to put everyone around them to death as well.

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If it turned out to be the Ramen Chef he would instantly become my favorite villain of this generation of all time. Can't wait to hear HIS master plan...
Isn't it obvious? The eye of the moon plan is to get everyone to buy his ramen, all day everyday. He pretty much got the hero on a chokehold already.

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How are these threads not getting trashed? We've had a Tobi is thread about every character now. None of these threads ever hav any new info.

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