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Laurens peered up from his book, nervously glancing at Shroomsday. He was majestic, a vision and beyond any beauty the anxious man had ever seen.
He felt his heart beat fast, his breath practically panting. The beat almost paused when he was sure he noticed Shrooms glance back at him. But maybe... maybe now he could... no, this was asking too much, for now he'd watch and then...
At this point Shroomsday reached over the duvet and lifted the book off him, tossing it into the corner of the room. "For Christ sakes Laurens, we've had sex five times already this evening and you're still acting like..." he trailed off as Laurens swooned and fainted at the mention of them committing the randy act of nookie.
My legacy:
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Originally Posted by tGre teh Disleksik
Oh LORENZO
MY FAVORITE BLENDERITE WHO HASN'T SNAPPED AND KILLED EVERYONE YET
You are so goddamn nice it kills me. Your sweetness will give me diabetes one day. And your fatty goodness will clog up all my arteries because of... just because.
You're a pretty cool guy Laurens, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You are also pretty open minded when it comes to music. I usually learn alot about people on how they approach music in their lives and I'm happy to say that you're aces in my book.
We don't talk enough. You can blame me and my sporadic activity for that though so its all g.
Don't be killin' no-one when I turn my back ya hear?
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Originally Posted by Ark 19.0
Argh...Laurens is Larence of Assrapia in: Cockshield 69...argh
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Originally Posted by Fang
And now I'm thinking of a Blender VN for some reason.
Laurens is the main character.
All endings confirmed grimdark suicide for the protagonist as all the women reject him for various superficial or shallow reasons, including family members like Colours and Iria (he wants incest). True final 100+% unlocks a final girl, who sodomizes him. Her identity is unknown as of this moment.
Vino appears intermittently to bully him for no reason and enjoys it being the sadist that he is. Shodai will be that one guy who pretends to be his sempai and promises not to fuck his sister but does it anyway.
It will be called: Boku no Laureno
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Originally Posted by tGre teh Disleksik
Laurens is now my gay fashion designer.
"that set looks too fat on you girlfriend *double finger snap*"
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Originally Posted by Kenneth
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST GOT FLAMED HARD
STOP IT LAURENS
YOU'RE MAKING HIM cry
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Originally Posted by Shodai
This might mark my death penalty on NF... but I have a confession to make
I love Laurens and want his man seed.
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Originally Posted by Flying Pegasus Wanderer
"Chat with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Hit refresh over and over again for a minute, it seems like an hour. That's relativity!" -Laurens Einstein
It may have been done, but it was done years ago and the quality of artists has exponentially risen. I may not even place but I'd love to see the shit that would get spewn out if cyberpunk was a theme for SkotW
Can't do anything that's got to do with mechanical shizz lulz
I'm not great at it either, but I'm trying and so far my work is turning out all right. I'm not sure I've ever drawn something mechanical before actually.