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Old 03-06-2012, 04:17 PM   #1
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Controversy as Polytron director Phil Fish publicly ridicules modern Japanese developers

Phil Fish, the indie games designer who broke onto the scene with his unpublished platformer Fez, today sparked anger by publicly deriding the work of Japanese games developers in front of a packed audience at GDC.

Following a GDC screening of Indie Game The Movie – a documentary about games design that Fish heavily features in – the Canadian Polytron developer took part in a Q&A discussion with the audience.

A standing ovation for the movie itself set the tone for an open and positive discussion about indie games with the audience, yet when an unknown Japanese developer took to the mic to ask a question, the mood visibly turned.

The Japanese developer praised the movie and said he was pleased to see how many independent developers had been inspired by games such as Super Mario Bros and Zelda since their childhood.

But when he asked what the panel thought of modern Japanese video games, Phil Fish (pictured) immediately replied “your games just suck” – a comment that sparked an audible reaction from the crowd, though some were cheering.

Others looked on awkwardly as the Japanese developer was then subjected to a string criticisms about game design flaws in his native country. The developer nevertheless thanked the panel for their response and returned to his seat.

After the Q&A many attendees were heard to be privately criticising Fish’s comments, though some went public with their complaints.

Developer and filmmaker Zack Guido tweeted Fish the message: “It's shameful to sit on a panel discussing an inspiring heart-felt film and then arrogantly disrespect someone's culture”.

Miami University student Ben Sironko said that Jonathan Blow, who also discussed the drawbacks of modern Japanese games, was “way more constructive” with his feedback.

Pietro Righi Riva of Milan-based game design studio Santa Ragione, said “the answer to the Japanese scene question at the GDC screening of Indie Game The Movie was a bit unfair and brutal, there were more things to say”.

It appears that, at the time of writing, none of the developers in attendance have defended Fish’s comments on Twitter.

Before his controversial comment, Fish had been answering various questions for about twenty minutes and had built a strong rapport with the audience, perhaps to the extent that he had let his guard down and was speaking without foresight. He had been applauded by audience members before and after he launched into his criticism of Japanese developers.

The Japan games industry – which to many is the spiritual home of the modern games – has in recent years become the subject of criticisms both from overseas and domestically.

Infamous ex-Capcom producer Keiji Inafune surprised onlookers at TGS in September 2009 with a damning appraisal of the nation’s development sector.

After perusing the games line-up on the TGS showfloor, Inafune lamented the lack of high-profile Japanese titles and progress the sector was making as a whole.

“Personally when I looked around [at] all the different games at the TGS floor I said ‘Man, Japan is over,’” he said.

“We're done. Our game industry is finished.”

The infamous quote caused many across the global games industry to re-evaluate the value of Japan’s contribution to the medium.
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Hahaha, go get them Phil.

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God, what a total dick.

That's pretty refreshing actually.

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Nintendo: Could you repeat that? I can't hear you over the sound of all this money and critical acclaim.

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Pretty much,

The Japanese are still putting out well polished products,

Not seeing anything impressive in his game Fez.

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I'm glad he said it, instead of being some condescending douche who won't say what he actually thinks.

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A lot of their games do suck, but to say that they all suck (which is the implication given his broad statement) is ignorant and makes him come off as a cunt.

I don't like cunts unless I can put my dick into them.

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Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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While Japanese isn't putting out as many good games this is a little harsh. Resident Evil probably one of the best this games this year so far.

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What a dick.

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By-and-large, Western or American games suck bigger dicks than the Japanese ones do.

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Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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More like jap game fanboys are butthurt over his comment.





I'm not talking about you, but people who responded to the article.

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I got so mad at a game once I threw it into a wall and the disc broke.

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The Hathaway Hour:
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Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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yeah...no.

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