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Old 01-24-2011, 06:24 AM   #1
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Story so far :

Hardware
- 2 analog sticks
- six access motion controls
- new game media (flash based carts)
- large screen
- touch pad on the back
- Front and rear camera, with a microphone
- 5 inch OLED
- 3G plus WiFI
- GPOS
- 4x resolution of PSP
- Touch screen
- Touch pad on back of device
- PS3 quality graphics
- Released this holiday season, in Japan
- micro analogue stick
- downloaded PSP titles work on NGP

Some games

- Uncharted
- Killzone
- Little Big Planet
- Resistance
- WipeOut
- Hot Shots Golf
- Reality Fighters
- Gravity Daze
- Smart As
- Broken
- Little Deviants
- Call of Duty

Tech
CPU
ARM® CortexTM-A9 core (4 core)

GPU
SGX543MP4+

External Dimensions
Approx. 182.0 x 18.6 x 83.5mm (width x height x depth) (tentative, excludes largest projection)

Screen
(Touch screen)
5 inches (16:9), 960 x 544, Approx. 16 million colors, OLED
Multi touch screen (capacitive type)

Rear touch pad
Multi touch pad (capacitive type)

Cameras
Front camera, Rear camera

Sound

Built-in stereo speakers
Built-in microphone

Sensors
Six-axis motion sensing system (three-axis gyroscope, three-axis accelerometer), Three-axis electronic compass

Location

Built-in GPS
Wi-Fi location service support

Keys / Switches
PS button
Power button
Directional buttons (Up/Down/Right/Left)
Action buttons (Triangle, Circle, Cross, Square)
Shoulder buttons (Right/Left)
Right stick, Left stick
START button, SELECT button
Volume buttons (+/-)
Wireless communications

Mobile network connectivity (3G)

IEEE 802.11b/g/n (n = 1x1)(Wi-Fi) (Infrastructure mode/Ad-hoc mode)
Bluetooth® 2.1+EDR ?A2DP/AVRCP/HSP?

Dev Support

JAPAN
ACQUIRE Corp. ALVION Inc. AQ INTERACTIVE INC. ARC SYSTEM WORKS Co.,Ltd. ARIKA CO.,LTD. ARTDINK CORPORATION ASCII MEDIA WORKS Inc. CAPCOM CO., LTD. CHUN SOFT CO., Ltd Codemasters Software Company Limited Crafts & Meister Co.,Ltd. CyberConnect2 Co.,Ltd. D3 PUBLISHER Inc. Dimps Corporation Edia Co., Ltd. ENTERBRAIN, INC. FromSoftware, Inc Gameloft K.K. Genki Co.,Ltd. Grasshopper Manufacture Inc. GungHo Online Entertainment,Inc GUST CO.,LTD. HAMSTER Corporation HUDSON SOFT CO., LTD. IDEA FACTORY CO., LTD. Index Corporation(Atlus) IREM SOFTWARE ENGINEERING INC. KADOKAWA GAMES,LTD. Kadokawa Shoten Publishing Co., Ltd. Konami Digital Entertainment Co., Ltd. LEVEL-5 Inc. Marvelous Entertainment Inc. media5 Corporation NAMCO BANDAI Games Inc. Nihon Falcom Corporation Nippon Ichi Software, Inc. NOWPRODUCTION, CO.,LTD Q Entertainment Inc. SEGA CORPORATION SNK PLAYMORE CORPORATION Spike Co.,Ltd SQUARE ENIX Co., Ltd. SystemSoft Alpha Corp. TECMO KOEI GAMES CO., LTD. TOMY Company,Ltd. TOSE CO., LTD. Ubisoft K.K. YUKE’S Co., Ltd.

NA
Activision, Inc. Capybara Games Demiurge Studios Epic Games Inc. Far Sight Studios Frima High Voltage Software Kung Fu Factory Paramount Digital Entertainment PopCap Games Powerhead Games Trendy Entertainment Ubisoft® Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment 2K Games 2K Sports

EU
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Media and additional info

Some images of games

Sony Press release
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Sony Game Reel
Uncharted Demo
Hot Shots Demo

Little Deviants Demo


Information on Playstation on Android.

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SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT TO UNVEIL
“PLAYSTATION®SUITE,” DELIVERING THE WORLD
OF PLAYSTATION® TO ANDROID™ BASED PORTABLE DEVICES

Simultaneously Launching “PlayStation®Certified” License Program to Provide
PlayStation® Content and Development Support for Android™ Based Portable Devices

Tokyo, January 27, 2011– Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. (SCE) today unveiled “PlayStation®Suite” (PS Suite), delivering the PlayStation® experience to Android™ based portable devices*1. Through this entirely new initiative, users will be able to enjoy PlayStation content on an open operating system for the first time in PlayStation history.
In the dramatically evolving and diversifying mobile market, the number of users who enjoy games casually on a variety of devices including mobile phones, smart-phones and tablet PCs, has been increasing significantly. By offering “PlayStation quality” content to this rapidly growing market, SCE will not only deliver the PlayStation experience to a wider base of users around the globe, but will also be able to offer game developers and publishers the potential to further expand their business opportunities to these devices.
In providing the PlayStation experience on Android based portable devices, SCE will commence a “PlayStation®Certified” license program for hardware manufacturers. Through this program, SCE will offer necessary support, including development support as well as logo licensing, to ensure the delivery of PlayStation quality experience across various devices.

On the software front, SCE plans to provide PS Suite content within this calendar year, starting with original PlayStation games*2 (PS one® classics) that will allow users to enjoy “PlayStation quality” gameplay on their Android based portable devices. SCE also plans to open PlayStation®Store where users will be able to download content in an easy to use environment, directly via the Android based portable devices. Moreover, SCE will provide a new game development environment in an effort to ensure new and compelling content is delivered on PS Suite, which will also offer opportunities for a wider base of developers and publishers to further expand their business on various portable devices.

Newly developed content for PS Suite can also be enjoyed on the next generation portable entertainment system (codename: NGP), which SCE announced today. Users who have never experienced PlayStation content can get a taste of the PlayStation experience through PS Suite and from there, they can enjoy the ultimate portable entertainment experience that is only possible on NGP.

SCE will vigorously enhance the entertainment world delivering the PlayStation experience to a wider base of users.

*1 Android™ 2.3 or beyond is required.
*2 PS one game console software title. We will announce the tiles when ready.


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Personally, I don't want better than NDS graphics on my handheld systems.

All those HD details packed onto a small screen are more likely to give me a headache, if I even notice them, than leave me in awe.

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Another over priced Sony product which will fail

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At least it has two analog sticks this time.

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Another over priced Sony product which will fail
Speculation on cost puts it around $200 - $250 to manufacture. This being Sony they wont try and mark it up for hardware profits. So speculation is about $300.

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You're awfully optimistic.

An OLED touchscreen alone will add $150~$200 to the price of the PSP2. Add in whatever the hell they've got to get it running near the PS3's level, then the 3G Data on top of that... We're talking closer to the iPad price, like, around at least $600.

Which is probably reasonable, if Sony decide to market it as a tablet PC with actual games - unlike a certain other product.

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You're awfully optimistic.

An OLED touchscreen alone will add $150~$200 to the price of the PSP2. Add in whatever the hell they've got to get it running near the PS3's level, then the 3G Data on top of that... We're talking closer to the iPad price, like, around at least $600.

Which is probably reasonable, if Sony decide to market it as a tablet PC with actual games - unlike a certain other product.
http://www.merinews.com/article/appl...15825378.shtml

The parts are really not that different.. OLED prices are actually cheap, it's once you go to bigger sizes (18" ++ ) that is becomes expensive.

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The parts are really not that different.. OLED prices are actually cheap, it's once you go to bigger sizes (18" ++ ) that is becomes expensive.
I meant for the consumer, not Sony...

They already proved they believe we want to pay a premium, plus they'll probably argue that the iPad costs as just much but only does things half as well.

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Well, psp has epic games, it may have failed for sony but as a consumer i love it.

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I meant for the consumer, not Sony...

They already proved they believe we want to pay a premium, plus they'll probably argue that the iPad costs as just much but only does things half as well.
Sony has a history of giving consumers hardware at under manufacture cost. They probably wont here, but build cost will make this about a $300 device.

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Sony has a history of giving consumers hardware at under manufacture cost. They probably wont here, but build cost will make this about a $300 device.
Then what happened with the PSP Go?

Anyway, a price that low is optimistic given what's under the hood. I'm expecting the price to be closer to twice that. Which means they'll likely charge us around £550... Which is crazy, but it's comparable to the iPad's prices so nobody will complain.

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All those HD details packed onto a small screen are more likely to give me a headache, if I even notice them, than leave me in awe.
I'm kinda with you there. Handhelds are, for me at least, about a return to earlier graphics styles. Simpler games. Better game. That doesn't always hold true, of course, but sometimes it does. Look at Castlevania.

I suppose I should hold off on buying a PSP for a little while yet. I wonder if this, if true, would play old PSP games as well? Or is Sony totally against backwards compatibility now?

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Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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I prefer the old-school d-pad myself.

And not the abominations that put it into one giant button, either. I like the seperated directional buttons the most.

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Spoiler:
Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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I like the idea of this more than the 3DS, but i'll buy neither anyway.

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I like the idea of this more than the 3DS, but i'll buy neither anyway.
Depends for me. I'm not going to lie...3DS got me hyped.

But fuck both this and 3DS though until those prices drop to $199 or something. I heard 3DS is $300...fuck that, I could buy a Wii or a 360 at that price.

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3DS is gonna be $250 actually.

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You can still get a Wii for that. Or an XBOX 360. Or a PS3.

And a library of games you can get used/cheap.

If anything I'd probably have to get either an XBOX or PSP before I can warrant a 3DS/PSP2 purchase.

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The Hathaway Hour:
Spoiler:
Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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