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And... yet... further evidence marijuana cures cancer.
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Cannabis Science Updates Cancer Patient Progress As It Receives Verbal Confirmation By A Physician That Both Sites Of The Former Lesions Are Free Of Cancer Cells; Official Physician Documentation To Follow
Cannabis Science, Inc. (OTCBB: CBIS) a pioneering U.S. biotech company developing pharmaceutical cannabis (marijuana derivative) products, is pleased to announce that we have now received verbal confirmation that the sites of the former cancerous lesions are free of cancer cells and we are now awaiting official Physician documentation of the patient's history and biopsy reports.
Dr. Robert J. Melamede, the CEO and President of Cannabis Science Inc., stated, “The photographic documentation in our last press release, demonstrated that cannabis extracts appeared to be effective against what seems to be the patient's third incidence of basal cell carcinoma. For accuracy, it should be noted that a before treatment biopsy of the lesion on the nose was not been performed. It is obvious that there was a lesion-centered response to the application of the cannabis extract. This patient had a previous surgically removed lesion, as well as a biopsied basal cell carcinoma on the right cheek. The lesion on the cheek was also self-treated and resolved with cannabis extracts over a half year ago. This deeper cheek lesion did not visually respond like the lesion on the nose, hence there is no photographic record.”
Cannabis Science is committed to making cannabis-based medicines available to the public as rapidly as possible. The Company is taking multiple approaches to accomplishing this aim in the United States. The science of cannabinoids has exploded over the past decade, laying the scientific foundation for the many medicinal uses of this unique plant. Cannabinoids are a class of biologically active compounds produced by all vertebrates, the Cannabis plant, and more recently patentable synthetic compounds produced by chemists. In fact, modern peer-reviewed science supports the many historical uses that were discovered over thousands of years of medicinal use by herbalists.
Dr. Melamede concludes with, “More importantly, before and after treatment biopsies were performed and again we are very happy to report that the sites of the former lesions have both been verbally confirmed by a physician to be free of cancer cells and we await the formal written documentation. The lag of the United States federal government, and most governments world wide, to embrace modern cannabis science has forced people to turn to their states in an effort to make this unique medicine legally available to suffering patients. Because of the extremely low toxicity of cannabinoids, and generally high safety profile of these compounds, medical marijuana patients have become patient scientists. Rick Simpson is the leading patient scientist to have explored the use of cannabis extracts to treat cancers. It was because of his pioneering work, and anecdotal reports from patient scientists from all over the world, that Cannabis Science has been working with and educating patients.”
Please visit www.cannabisscience.com to view the “Breaking News” of the successful results and images of the self-administered cancer treatments. Cannabis Science will hold a press conference once the official documented Physician reports are received to formally announce its cancer formulation progress and future plans for cancer treatments. Brand names for new cancer treatment drugs are currently being vetted through the company attorney for future commercial use.
About Cannabis Science, Inc.
Cannabis Science, Inc. is at the forefront of pharmaceutical grade medical marijuana research and development. The Company works with world authorities on phytocannabinoid science targeting critical illnesses, and adheres to scientific methodologies to develop, produce and commercialize phytocannabinoid-based pharmaceutical products. In sum, we are dedicated to the creation of cannabis-based medicines, both with and without psychoactive properties, to treat disease and the symptoms of disease, as well as for general health maintenance.
Forward Looking Statements; This Press Release includes forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21E of the Securities Act of 1934. A statement containing works such as "anticipate," "seek," intend," "believe," "plan," "estimate," "expect," "project," "plan," or similar phrases may be deemed "forward-looking statements" within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Some or all of the events or results anticipated by these forward-looking statements may not occur. Factors that could cause or contribute to such differences include the future U.S. and global economies, the impact of competition, and the Company's reliance on existing regulations regarding the use and development of cannabis-based drugs. Cannabis Science, Inc. does not undertake any duty nor does it intend to update the results of these forward-looking statements.
“Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith.”
"Resentment and complaint are appropriate neither for oneself nor others."
At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.
Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.
Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.
Audition Annie:
The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"
Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.
The director couldn't say no.
Anne on Animal Cruelty:
When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."
Anne the Artist:
Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.
You'll get this one later.
Hathaway Puns Again:
Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?
Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.
Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.
Anne to reporter: What's a pun?
Anne's Energy:
When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.
When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:
Anntermination:
Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.
When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.
Anne Hathaway: Hero:
A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.
Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.
Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.
Eye-witness statement as follows:
"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."
When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."
Anne gets Punk'd:
On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.
When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.
One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.
Here is the shocking video:
(Anne is dressed in white and brown)
Zingers:
#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.
#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.
She whinnies.
#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.
#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.
#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.
#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.
Anne on Set:
Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.
Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.
Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."
The History of Hathaway:
When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.
Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.
Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."
Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.
Barroom Annie:
A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.
The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.
Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"
Anne and Trainer:
A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.
The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.
Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"
Whore House:
Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.
Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."
Kentucky Derby:
Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.
Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.
Charlie's Angels:
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.
The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"
“Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith.”
"Resentment and complaint are appropriate neither for oneself nor others."
At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.
Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.
Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.
Audition Annie:
The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"
Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.
The director couldn't say no.
Anne on Animal Cruelty:
When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."
Anne the Artist:
Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.
You'll get this one later.
Hathaway Puns Again:
Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?
Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.
Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.
Anne to reporter: What's a pun?
Anne's Energy:
When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.
When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:
Anntermination:
Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.
When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.
Anne Hathaway: Hero:
A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.
Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.
Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.
Eye-witness statement as follows:
"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."
When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."
Anne gets Punk'd:
On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.
When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.
One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.
Here is the shocking video:
(Anne is dressed in white and brown)
Zingers:
#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.
#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.
She whinnies.
#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.
#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.
#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.
#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.
Anne on Set:
Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.
Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.
Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."
The History of Hathaway:
When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.
Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.
Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."
Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.
Barroom Annie:
A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.
The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.
Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"
Anne and Trainer:
A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.
The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.
Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"
Whore House:
Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.
Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."
Kentucky Derby:
Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.
Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.
Charlie's Angels:
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.
The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"
I just recently read an article about how it can increase psychosis http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12616543
Personally I understand it's medicinal qualities in a strict and controlled manner if it has to do with a serious illness and that would help.
Otherwise it's just an excuse to get high.
__________________
"And then I'll ask you again"
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Poem
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Karsh is such a brainiac
Spreading rep like a maniac
Sure, She hangs out with losers dressed in black and white
And evidently dont know that they are shait
She knows how to attract special types of men
I'm kinda worried that she'll be in an Asylum before 2010
But hey, its all good because she's my friend
- Jin-E
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Originally Posted by Hustler
Karsh it's the way you scare people
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Originally Posted by Super Mike
Karsh doesn't scare people. She's just better than most people. Logically people thinks she is a man because typically females are the bottom bitches: hmpf
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Originally Posted by sworder
yes there is cuteness behind all that manliness
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Originally Posted by Rios
TACKLE HIM, KARSH!!!
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Originally Posted by Zach
Manliest member: Karsh
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Originally Posted by zuul
You should go to Japan and take over the Naruto manga.
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Originally Posted by dolphinabottle
I have to say, I think when I first saw your username, it gave a fierce male-ish vibe : LOS.
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Originally Posted by Tyger
Wow. This is just shocking. All this time.... Just wow.
You are one epic female, then. : hurr
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Originally Posted by Nico Robin
Karsh is a girl? : omg
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Originally Posted by Hustler
I bow down to Karsh always, She puts me back in my place : bow
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Originally Posted by Super Mike
Karsh always has advice. You need a show.
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Originally Posted by Hustler
I'll arrange a private dance for you when you come to Australia Karsh : pek
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Originally Posted by Alice
I bet you crawl into their dreams when they count sheep.....and you spring over the fence and they wake up in cold sweat
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Originally Posted by Death-kun
Shut up all of you, only Karsh is allowed to speak now.
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Originally Posted by zuul
You are. You're too cool to be a female. : noworry
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Originally Posted by Jin-E
Makes sense for a halfswede like you being there: hurr
I just recently read an article about how it can increase psychosis http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12616543
Personally I understand it's medicinal qualities in a strict and controlled manner if it has to do with a serious illness and that would help.
Otherwise it's just an excuse to get high.
Manufacturers of chemotherapy products realize a marijuana based cancer treatment is a threat to their billion dollar industry.
They pay someone willing to whore out their academic credibility dollars and cents to release a "study" saying marijuana use results in a 0.00001% higher chance of developing psychosis.
Surprising though it may seem when there are billions of dollars on the line people make up BS and lie. Business mirrors politics all too well.
“Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith.”
"Resentment and complaint are appropriate neither for oneself nor others."
Manufacturers of chemotherapy products realize a marijuana based cancer treatment is a threat to their billion dollar industry.
They pay someone willing to whore out their academic credibility dollars and cents to release a "study" saying marijuana use results in a 0.00001% higher chance of developing psychosis.
Surprising though it may seem when there are billions of dollars on the line people make up BS and lie. Business mirrors politics all too well.
Your source is just as biased if not more so, and they also have an obvious agenda.
What's different about the source I posted, is its the first time someone has tried to market it as a legitimate treatment backed by legitimate medical research, etc.
Whether the FDA approves it or shoots it down will be huge.
“Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith.”
"Resentment and complaint are appropriate neither for oneself nor others."
“Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith.”
"Resentment and complaint are appropriate neither for oneself nor others."
What's different about the source I posted, is its the first time someone has tried to market it as a legitimate treatment backed by legitimate medical research, etc.
Whether the FDA approves it or shoots it down will be huge.
That doesn't change anything.
If you're going to criticize one side for promoting studies that favor their agendas but spare these guys even though they're doing the same exact thing that makes you a hypocrite.
There is no treatment reference to causation nor correlation in regard to curing uncurable diseases.
You are aware cancer can go into spontaneous remission right? So even if its true that these people started recovering from cancer that doesn't necessarily mean that breathing in bits of burning leaves and paper cured them.
__________________ Owner: George Carlin FC
The most important reason of all to vote for Obama:
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
If you're going to criticize one side for promoting studies that favor their agendas but spare these guys even though they're doing the same exact thing that makes you a hypocrite.
I'm not criticizing anyone for promoting studies. I'm criticizing them for fabricating false studies.
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Originally Posted by Tsukiyomi
You are aware cancer can go into spontaneous remission right? So even if its true that these people started recovering from cancer that doesn't necessarily mean that breathing in bits of burning leaves and paper cured them.
Medical studies conducted from the 1960's onwards say otherwise.
“Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith.”
"Resentment and complaint are appropriate neither for oneself nor others."
I just recently read an article about how it can increase psychosis http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12616543
Personally I understand it's medicinal qualities in a strict and controlled manner if it has to do with a serious illness and that would help.
Otherwise it's just an excuse to get high.
I wonder what combination of drugs doesn't increase some future health risk. I wonder for that matter what of anything doesn't increase some health risk.
My point? Who the fuck cares? Let people get high if they want. The bullshit excuses to keep things illegal ultimately do far more societal harm than good.
And who are you to dismiss studies as being "fabricated"?
one should always wonder with such breaking new studies
"has this scientific study been peer reviewed?"
"Are these findings published in an academic journal?"
You are aware cancer can go into spontaneous remission right? So even if its true that these people started recovering from cancer that doesn't necessarily mean that breathing in bits of burning leaves and paper cured them.
Do you mean when someone get treated all the cancer cells are destroyed but there is a chance it will return? Or do you mean they randomly come and go? Is there a reason for that.
one should always wonder with such breaking new studies
"has this scientific study been peer reviewed?"
"Are these findings published in an academic journal?"
if not be weary IMO
The study linking Cannabis with psychosis was published in the British Medical Journal and involved researchers from the Netherlands, Germany, Switzerland, and the UK.
That makes it seem more legitimate than this study.
And... yet... further evidence marijuana cures cancer.
