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*Searches "legend of zelda fc" gets nothing* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS BULLSHIT? No LoZ fanclub? For shame.Well, not anymore.
LoZ in a nutshell: Play as an androgynous elfish boy, find out your secretly some awesome hero of destiny, find your sword of pwnage, buy your goddamn shield(), vandalize your neighbors to look for some cash, have your friends\random helpless fodder\princess Zelda kidnapped, crawl through dungeons, beat some monsters, get some hax weapons, beat badass boss with hax, repeat. Then rape-stomp Ganon and get smashed in the ending creditssleep with everyone.
1.Standard Forum rules apply. Duh.
2. Try to keep on topic. I don't mind a little chatting, but this is a Zelda FC.
3. Be polite to new and old members. Or face Closet Time with Happy.
4. Be active, or face the same punishment as above.
5. Don't bring outside drama here.
6. Wind Waker>all.
R o f l c o p t e r
Tiocfaidh ár lá
wun rayjin ajun
Forsaken Fortress(AKA These mother fucker are banned from the FC).
BlakeSmoke-Trolling, being a d-bag.
Hikawa-Being an attention whore, trolling, attracting unneeded attention.
The Zelda FC hierarchy:
Triforce of power = Evolet
Triforce of wisdom = R O F L C O P T E R
Triforce of courage = BlinkyEC
Tingle's package = Didi
Lance Vance = Skull Kid
KayleighCakes = postman
Unoriginal = Deku Scrub
Stroev=Great Fairy Queen
Poison Smoke=King of Red Lions Fc Banners:There are none! Your first quest as a member:make one!
♥New Member Survey♥
Name your Favourites:
Race: What was you're first Zelda game?
At what age did you first play it?
How many Zelda games have you played?What are they?
What's the longest you're played?
What consoles/handhelds do you own/have owned?
If you could be any race in the Legend of Zelda, what would you be?
If you could live anywhere in the Zelda world, where would you live?
If you could be any boss/mini boss/enemy, what would you be?
“Hello, Hyrulians, look at Link, now back to me, now back at your Hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped wearing tights and ate solid rocks, he could be just as manly as me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Death mountain with the Goron your Hero could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the Goron Ruby. Look again, the ruby is now is my mouth. Anything is possible when your Hero is as manly as a Goron and not a pussy fairy boy. I’m on a Epona.”
The Games Released So Far
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
The Legend of Zelda: The Skyward Sword(RDTBA)
Hey Sage, there's no such thing as homosexual sex.
However, there are homosexuals who engage in sodomy. Much like heterosexuals. However, their both disgusting and should be considered the lowest of the low.
There is no such thing as homerosexuero sex, apparently
Originally Posted by White Tiger
Hey guys, I am going to start clapping my hands and claim that its a form of sex because it derives me extreme pleasure. Anyone who says its not sex is a bigot. If shoving a cock into a shithole is considered as sex, why can't this be?
Clapping is now a sexual activity, and everyone who says it isn't is a bigot. All hail the all-knowing White Tiger!