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*Searches "legend of zelda fc" gets nothing* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS BULLSHIT? No LoZ fanclub? For shame.Well, not anymore.
LoZ in a nutshell: Play as an androgynous elfish boy, find out your secretly some awesome hero of destiny, find your sword of pwnage, buy your goddamn shield(), vandalize your neighbors to look for some cash, have your friends\random helpless fodder\princess Zelda kidnapped, crawl through dungeons, beat some monsters, get some hax weapons, beat badass boss with hax, repeat. Then rape-stomp Ganon and get smashed in the ending creditssleep with everyone.
The "Rules!"
1.Standard Forum rules apply. Duh.
2. Try to keep on topic. I don't mind a little chatting, but this is a Zelda FC.
3. Be polite to new and old members. Or face Closet Time with Happy.
4. Be active, or face the same punishment as above.
5. Don't bring outside drama here.
6. Wind Waker>all.
BitchesMembers list:
Spoiler:
Owner: Evolet
Co-Owner: BlinkyEC
Itachifan727[
Sedaiv
Lance Vance
Didi
Akatou
R o f l c o p t e r
SP
Tex
Darth
Godaime Hokage
LadyVioNi
Naruto
Deiboom
Ennoea
Sayuri
Bonten
Medgehog
Darth Nihilus
Perpetual Fail
Emma Bradley
Wezzy
DarkChiyuki
bloodplzkthxlol
Unoriginal
Kazekage Gaara
KayleighCakes
hammer
Noitora
tiff-tiff86
NinjaBadger95
xxtsun
starkiller88
ViolentlyHappy
Écureuil fou
Tiocfaidh ár lá
Fujioka
SCNR
Suikako
WwhiptailwW
Stroev
T-Pein™
AuburnFox
ChaosSwordsman3
Ephemere
Atsuro
NiggahJim
Kenneth
White Knight
Cherry Bloodrayne
wun rayjin ajun
Kain Highwind
crystalblade13
Enigma
Dark Jecht
Mist Beauty
Freya
Lord Yu
Katzuki
Kalep
Medgehog
cool beans
Gaawa-chan
Poison Fang
Shinobu Sensui
Fin
ichigeau
nightmarebegins
Nutcheese
Yami Munesanzun
Rekein
Hollow'd Heart
KingSlime
xcodyxhan
Aerik
Lionblaze
blackfire96
netorie
PewPewSoulEater
Gabies
Charactarantula
CrazyAries
Sarah23
Juice
Avalon
PEET3R
hyuga heiress
eiraangel17
TrueZeos
Bioness
blazikengirl
Atlantic Storm
Forsaken Fortress(AKA These mother fucker are banned from the FC).
Spoiler:
BlakeSmoke-Trolling, being a d-bag.
Hikawa-Being an attention whore, trolling, attracting unneeded attention.
The Zelda FC hierarchy:
Triforce of power = Evolet
Triforce of wisdom = R O F L C O P T E R
Triforce of courage = BlinkyEC
Tingle's package = Didi
Lance Vance = Skull Kid
KayleighCakes = postman
Unoriginal = Deku Scrub
Sayuri=Midna
Noitora=Kafei
Stroev=Great Fairy Queen
Poison Smoke=King of Red Lions Fc Banners:There are none! Your first quest as a member:make one!
♥New Member Survey♥
Spoiler:
Name your Favourites:
Game:
Dungeon:
Boss/Mini Bosss:
Song:
Weapon/item:
Character:
World/area:
Enemy:
Race: What was you're first Zelda game?
At what age did you first play it?
How many Zelda games have you played?What are they?
What's the longest you're played?
What consoles/handhelds do you own/have owned?
If you could be any race in the Legend of Zelda, what would you be?
If you could live anywhere in the Zelda world, where would you live?
If you could be any boss/mini boss/enemy, what would you be?
“Hello, Hyrulians, look at Link, now back to me, now back at your Hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped wearing tights and ate solid rocks, he could be just as manly as me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Death mountain with the Goron your Hero could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the Goron Ruby. Look again, the ruby is now is my mouth. Anything is possible when your Hero is as manly as a Goron and not a pussy fairy boy. I’m on a Epona.”
The Games Released So Far
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
The Legend of Zelda: The Skyward Sword(RDTBA)
Hey Sage, there's no such thing as homosexual sex.
However, there are homosexuals who engage in sodomy. Much like heterosexuals. However, their both disgusting and should be considered the lowest of the low.
There is no such thing as homerosexuero sex, apparently
Quote:
Originally Posted by White Tiger
Hey guys, I am going to start clapping my hands and claim that its a form of sex because it derives me extreme pleasure. Anyone who says its not sex is a bigot. If shoving a cock into a shithole is considered as sex, why can't this be?
Clapping is now a sexual activity, and everyone who says it isn't is a bigot. All hail the all-knowing White Tiger!
The Legend of Zelda FC
), vandalize your neighbors to look for some cash, have your friends\random helpless fodder\princess Zelda kidnapped, crawl through dungeons, beat some monsters, get some hax weapons, beat badass boss with hax, repeat. Then rape-stomp Ganon and get smashed in the ending credits
Stuff for you LoZ Whores:
Treasure Chest
The Games Released So Far
Helpful Sites
Parodies
Updates For Skyward Sword
FC Shenanigans
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