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Battlefield is Planet Earth. Mario is restricted from using stars to render himself invincible and cannot use kryptonite at all, but his inventory and abilities contain range from every single Mario game including the Paper Mario series.
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Quote of 2006 said by the great Andoliveira4!
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andoliveira4
Databook and Kishimoto are wrong, kakashi and jiraya are less than shit
As it turns out, people now repeat these words in their own arguements.
If his abilities are taken from every single Mario game, I recall a certain version in which he attained infinite lives....
Superman quite frankly, would lose by default
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Anime/Mangas Finished:
Spoiler:
Elfen Lied
Samurai Deeper Kyo
DragonBall
Yu Yu Hakusho
Inuyasha
Death Note
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Rurouni Kenshin
Mar
Mar: Omega
FLCL
Zatch Bell
Saint Seiya
Record of a Fallen Vampire
Vampire Game
Valkyrie Profile
Valkyrie Profile II: Silmeria
Vampire Knight
Mahou Sensei Negima!
Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas
Superior
Kurohime
Hellsing
Freezing: First Chronicle
A Fairy Tale for the Demon Lord
Mangas Currently Being Read:
Spoiler:
Bastard!!
Naruto
One Piece
Bleach
Fairy Tail
Rosario + Vampire II
Dance in the Vampire Bund
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Toriko
Onihime VS
Aflame Inferno
Legend of Maian
Freezing
Legend of Tyr
Akame ga Kiru
Saint Seiya: Episode G
Mondlight
Medaka Box
Bloody Cross
At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.
Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.
Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.
Audition Annie:
The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"
Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.
The director couldn't say no.
Anne on Animal Cruelty:
When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."
Anne the Artist:
Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.
You'll get this one later.
Hathaway Puns Again:
Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?
Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.
Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.
Anne to reporter: What's a pun?
Anne's Energy:
When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.
When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:
Anntermination:
Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.
When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.
Anne Hathaway: Hero:
A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.
Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.
Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.
Eye-witness statement as follows:
"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."
When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."
Anne gets Punk'd:
On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.
When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.
One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.
Here is the shocking video:
(Anne is dressed in white and brown)
Zingers:
#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.
#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.
She whinnies.
#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.
#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.
#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.
#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.
Anne on Set:
Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.
Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.
Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."
The History of Hathaway:
When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.
Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.
Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."
Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.
Barroom Annie:
A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.
The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.
Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"
Anne and Trainer:
A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.
The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.
Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"
Whore House:
Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.
Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."
Kentucky Derby:
Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.
Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.
Charlie's Angels:
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.
The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"
Superman touches Mario, Mario shrinks. Superman touches Mario again, Mario dies.
Or, Superman throws Mario into a hole and Mario dies.
1 life down
infinite to go
or quite frankly, Mario gets on Yoshi and Superman gets eaten and turned into an Egg
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Anime/Mangas Finished:
Spoiler:
Elfen Lied
Samurai Deeper Kyo
DragonBall
Yu Yu Hakusho
Inuyasha
Death Note
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Rurouni Kenshin
Mar
Mar: Omega
FLCL
Zatch Bell
Saint Seiya
Record of a Fallen Vampire
Vampire Game
Valkyrie Profile
Valkyrie Profile II: Silmeria
Vampire Knight
Mahou Sensei Negima!
Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas
Superior
Kurohime
Hellsing
Freezing: First Chronicle
A Fairy Tale for the Demon Lord
Mangas Currently Being Read:
Spoiler:
Bastard!!
Naruto
One Piece
Bleach
Fairy Tail
Rosario + Vampire II
Dance in the Vampire Bund
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Toriko
Onihime VS
Aflame Inferno
Legend of Maian
Freezing
Legend of Tyr
Akame ga Kiru
Saint Seiya: Episode G
Mondlight
Medaka Box
Bloody Cross
At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.
Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.
Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.
Audition Annie:
The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"
Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.
The director couldn't say no.
Anne on Animal Cruelty:
When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."
Anne the Artist:
Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.
You'll get this one later.
Hathaway Puns Again:
Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?
Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.
Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.
Anne to reporter: What's a pun?
Anne's Energy:
When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.
When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:
Anntermination:
Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.
When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.
Anne Hathaway: Hero:
A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.
Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.
Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.
Eye-witness statement as follows:
"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."
When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."
Anne gets Punk'd:
On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.
When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.
One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.
Here is the shocking video:
(Anne is dressed in white and brown)
Zingers:
#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.
#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.
She whinnies.
#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.
#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.
#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.
#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.
Anne on Set:
Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.
Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.
Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."
The History of Hathaway:
When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.
Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.
Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."
Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.
Barroom Annie:
A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.
The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.
Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"
Anne and Trainer:
A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.
The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.
Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"
Whore House:
Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.
Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."
Kentucky Derby:
Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.
Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.
Charlie's Angels:
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.
The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"
I'm not sure, but it worked on minibosses, and if the instant kill didn't work then mario could use an attack in the same game that causes a supernova. Mario still wins.
Mario only has infinite lives if he gets prep-time.
Otherwise he starts with a base of 5 or so lives.
Superman can kill him 5 times in less than a nanosecond with FTL speeds.
The OP said his inventory and abilities contain anything from EVERY mario game thus far...
That is a HELL of a lot of 1-Up shrooms
__________________
Anime/Mangas Finished:
Spoiler:
Elfen Lied
Samurai Deeper Kyo
DragonBall
Yu Yu Hakusho
Inuyasha
Death Note
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Rurouni Kenshin
Mar
Mar: Omega
FLCL
Zatch Bell
Saint Seiya
Record of a Fallen Vampire
Vampire Game
Valkyrie Profile
Valkyrie Profile II: Silmeria
Vampire Knight
Mahou Sensei Negima!
Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas
Superior
Kurohime
Hellsing
Freezing: First Chronicle
A Fairy Tale for the Demon Lord
Mangas Currently Being Read:
Spoiler:
Bastard!!
Naruto
One Piece
Bleach
Fairy Tail
Rosario + Vampire II
Dance in the Vampire Bund
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Toriko
Onihime VS
Aflame Inferno
Legend of Maian
Freezing
Legend of Tyr
Akame ga Kiru
Saint Seiya: Episode G
Mondlight
Medaka Box
Bloody Cross
Mario vs. Superman
