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I say Katana
The battle would be much easier with a katana,
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But I'd probably rather use a small range of sneaky weapons like poisoned senbon, and poison gas bombs, as well as wires to garrotte, fling weapons on a line, set traps, etc. But first and foremost, I'd master swordsmanship (taiji instead of kendo) for use if I was discovered and had to fight face to face, and use a chakra-modified straightsword to enhance technique with an element.
Different poisons would be another big focus though. Anticoagulants are quite novel, and anything that causes paralysis is almost always helpful. There even exist things that interfere with the flow or access of spiritual energy. But sometimes subtler things, like a soporific mildened enough to merely slow muscle reactions (instead of at the potency that renders even a small elephant unconscious) and give you the edge in terms of speed, are more appropriate for certain situations, especially capturing someone alive, where it is particularly stupid to have them in good health during captivity during their transport. With their response delay, smack them around and have them exhaust themself trying to smack you back, enduring this gradual process in relative safety.
Hey Sage, there's no such thing as homosexual sex.
However, there are homosexuals who engage in sodomy. Much like heterosexuals. However, their both disgusting and should be considered the lowest of the low.
There is no such thing as homerosexuero sex, apparently
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Originally Posted by White Tiger
Hey guys, I am going to start clapping my hands and claim that its a form of sex because it derives me extreme pleasure. Anyone who says its not sex is a bigot. If shoving a cock into a shithole is considered as sex, why can't this be?
Clapping is now a sexual activity, and everyone who says it isn't is a bigot. All hail the all-knowing White Tiger!