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Old 09-16-2008, 09:53 PM   #1
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Default Shikamaru is hot shit let me tell you why
Whats up sluts I know you want me to answer why hes so damn cash.

Guess what?

I'll fuckin tell you bro.

I started reading this shit while I was working at the fucking "R Zone" at toys r us a few months back.

1. Number one, He is smart as shit. Hes got some like mozart amadeus shit going on up in that head of his. First off he was always dissin naruto like he was his bitch. When he was fucking telling that little orange queer he didn't even know him at the time. He was like get on my dick bro. anyways shit happens and he becomes a chunnin or some shit like that. anyways right after that he got that bitch with the jap fan to fucking want to get on top of him just by hiding in trees.

2. Number Two, did you see the way he fucking threw his jacket up in the air like a parachute. Thats shit is fucking BOMB. Tell you what go outside get a fucking knife duct tape it to a jacket and try to make it float for like a god damn minute. Shit doesnt work!

3. Number Three, He totally slept with every blonde headed chick in konohar. Lets list these bitches off.

1 - Ino : This is grade A slut. She was always being a dumb bitch but he fucked her anyways. Why do you think she was so nice to him when they got out of that forest. She did shit that's why.

2 - Chinese Fan Lady : She was so impressed when he fucking let her win because he knew she was a dumb bitch. She totally fucked that guy after there match was over. You see how fucking skank that bitch dressed. Yeah he still fucked it.

3 - Tsunade : This bitch is like 80. Sure she acts like a fucking child eating hob goblin most of the time but he showed her where her place was. We always know this bitch just wants to fuck people. Fuck her and her skanky ass boy friend. PS FUCK YOU JIAIRAIYA Or what ever your shit is.

4 - Different colored hair girls : He fucked them too. Cept sakura shes like a christian or some shit.

BACK TO THE STORY AT HAND

4. Number Four, He Doesnt Give a shit. He would fuck your mom and be like girls are troublesome. OK listen up also he has fucking badass hair. Ponytails show me anyone else that does that shit in naurot with such fucking style. Your right no one does.

5. Number Five, He smokes.

6. Number Six, He can cry. Real men fucking cry. Shit he was all emotional n shit but that dumb bitch he fucked was giving him shit. His dad was giving him shit just because shika gets more pussy.

7. Number Seven, He fucking buried a guy alive. He is a true gangster. Oh and he blew him up before that.

8. Number Eight, He fucking moves shadows. Do you even understand that. Moves...Shadows. THEY ARE FUCKING SHADOWS. IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD FUCKING TAKE THAT SHADOW ON THE MOON AND PULL THE EARTH AND MAKE A FUCKING EPIC COLLISION.

9. Number Nine, He can beat anyone in the entire naruto shit. Try your fucking demon crap he'll put a cig out in your eye. Try your red eye shit he'll fucking Visine that shit. DONT START SHIT.


So that's why dont try to argue

fuck you this guy rocks shit

bitch

So cash.
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The epicness to this thread disables me from properly responding....I knew shikamaru was full of win but now thanks to you. I also know he's so cash as well.
U forgot to mention the middle one of the blonde chick he fucks now follows him around town like a girl hooked on dick would.

WHAT U GONNA DO WHEN AMTERASU, TSUKIYOMI, SUSANOO COME AT YOU?

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