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Old 08-01-2008, 10:52 AM   #1
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Default Homosexual Rating in Naruto

Hello, this is a homosexual rating of Naruto Characters. It is going to be out of 10. Where 10 is ultimate homo and 0 is Hetero/straight. Remember, when i say 'gay' it means in the literal sense....not in the other sense.

Shino: 3/10 (displays a little bit of gayness)
Chouji: 2/10 (is interested in the way girls look at him, he was talking to shika abt it once before)
Gaara: 7/10 (quite gay)
Haku: 10/10 (very gay)
Sakura: 0/10 (no signs of gayness)
Kakashi: 7/10 (no girlfriend and reads love novels and has told naruto that he is falling in love with him before)
Neji: 4/10 (no girlfriend but no real sign of gayness yet)
Hinata: 1/10
Kiba: 2/10 (doesnt appear to be gay)
Iruka: 4/10 (a little bit of gayness)
Jiraiya: 0/10 (this is why hes my favourite character)
Kimmimaro: 7/10 (most of orochimarus people are gay...literally)
Konohamaru: 1/10 (only because he transformed himself into sasuke and sai doing it)
Anko: 7/10 (quite gay...very dominant)
Zabuza: 7/10 (quite gay)
Shikamaru: 1/10 (hates girls...but does care)
Orochimaru: 100/10 (very very gay)
Rock Lee: 0/10 (not gay, likes Sakura)
Asuma: 0/10 (has a baby with Kuranei)
3rd: 0/10
Temari: 4/10 (maybe fancies Shikamaru)
Tenten: 4/10 (a little bit gay for some reason)
Itachi: 0/10 (because hes one of my favourite characters)
Sasuke: 9/10 (http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/351/Randomness/)
Naruto: 0/10 (invented the sexy Jutsu)
Kabuto: 6/10 (loves orochimaru)
Kurnei: 0/10 (has a baby)
4th: 0/10 (one of my fav characters and has a kid)
Tsunade: 0/10
Kankuro: 10/10 (because hes crap and I dont like him)
Kisame: 8/10 (he loves Itachi)
Sasori: 7/10 (no relationship)
Deidara: 9/10 (very gay)
Ino: 0/10
Hidan: 4/10
Kakuza: 6/10 (looks gay)
1st: 0/10 (has family)
2nd: 7/10 (looks quite gay)
Pein: 1/10 (i think he fancies Konan)
Konan: 1/10 (fancies Pein)
Madra: 5/10 (likes Sasuke)....
Gai: 8/10 (weird and a quite gay I think)

so wot ya guys think??....

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Old 08-01-2008, 12:13 PM   #2
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NOT A THEORY
GO TO LIBRARY!!!

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Old 08-01-2008, 03:34 PM   #3
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All I can say is...........wtf

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Old 08-01-2008, 03:44 PM   #4
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Zabuza 7

what tha.....

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Old 08-01-2008, 03:51 PM   #5
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I find it insulting that your favorite characters are the ones that aren't very gay. I'd call it down right homophobic.

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Old 08-01-2008, 03:57 PM   #6
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Any character can be as gay as you want him to be. Doesn't mean it holds any truth though.

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Old 08-01-2008, 04:01 PM   #7
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:03 PM   #8
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Shino: 3/10 (displays a little bit of gayness)
Kakashi: 7/10 (no girlfriend and reads love novels and has told naruto that he is falling in love with him before)
Neji: 4/10 (no girlfriend but no real sign of gayness yet)
Kankuro: 10/10 (because hes crap and I dont like him)
Kisame: 8/10 (he loves Itachi)
Sasori: 7/10 (no relationship)
Deidara: 9/10 (very gay)
Kakuza: 6/10 (looks gay)
2nd: 7/10 (looks quite gay)
Gai: 8/10 (weird and a quite gay I think)


I can see your logic

Why don't you make a thread rating the summons

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Old 08-01-2008, 07:26 PM   #9
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Neji: 4/10 (no girlfriend but no real sign of gayness yet)
Very few of the Konoha 12 are in relationships, and yet you add points for Neji not being in one? Gay.
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Kiba: 2/10 (doesnt appear to be gay)
Akamaru is a male. Bestiality counts.

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Shikamaru: 1/10 (hates girls...but does care)
Doesn't make any sense. If anything, it makes him more gay for caring about women without being attracted to them.

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Itachi: 0/10 (because hes one of my favourite characters)
Itachi is probably one the gayest on this list.

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Naruto: 0/10 (invented the sexy Jutsu)
Kissed Sasuke.
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Kisame: 8/10 (he loves Itachi)
Kisame didn't give two shits when Itachi died, so no.

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Sasori: 7/10 (no relationship)
Stupid reason.

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You probably mean "over 9000/10"

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Old 08-02-2008, 03:15 AM   #11
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Naruto: 0/10 (invented the sexy Jutsu)
...that he uses to seduce old men.

Hmm.

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Old 08-02-2008, 03:20 AM   #12
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i question your research

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Old 08-02-2008, 03:27 AM   #13
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...sasuke is a "stop trying to fucking rape me" type... what happend to the 2 guys who tried to be more then friends with sasuke?

naruto got the shit beaten out of him on multiple occasions... oro is taking a permanent nap... if anything its 3/10 (has spent questionable ammount of time with oro)

kakashi literaly penetrated naruto... naruto literaly whored himself out to jiraiya... naruto tried to make out with sasuke... naruto tried to stick some shit up shukaku's ass... all of those make naruto a 9/10... not 100% gay because he is a bi...

is kisame even human? (if he isn't and wants to fuck humans then wouldn't that be beastiality for him?)

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Old 08-02-2008, 03:30 AM   #14
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JXT791: infinity/10(made a realli stupid noob thread in the wrong section)

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Op and this thread 10/10.

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Old 08-02-2008, 04:06 AM   #16
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Thread in wrong place rating how gay the characters (females included ) are.

GO TO LIBRARAI!

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Naruto's gayness obviously overcomes Sasuke. : 10/10

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And not even a mention of Sai..

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And not even a mention of Sai..
who is this Sai person?

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Tsunade: 0/10
i can't agree at all. the only guy she fell for, dan, was very girlie. and then she has been rejecting the manliest man of the naruverse for her whole life. also its quite suspicious that she's always with shizune. i give her 8/10.

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