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Old 03-03-2008, 10:35 PM   #1
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As you guys may have guessed women hit on me alot. Now I don't really mind it but today seemed like more fat women kept approaching me. I even had to check to make sure I didn't have any hidden klondike bars on me. I just didn't understand it. Do they think someone like me would actually want to be in a relationship with them? Why would I want to look like the number 1O when we walk down a street? Why don't these fat women stay with their own kind?

If there are any fat women on this board, can you explain it to me?

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Old 03-03-2008, 10:56 PM   #2
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Fat people need to lose weight.

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Old 03-03-2008, 11:03 PM   #3
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I am an expert in this field. A fatty recently approched a friend of mine and as always offered a blowjob. My friend thought she was joking and chuckled only to find that she was as serious as fried chicken.

I am actually starting to beleive that dont even understand, nor can they comprehend their own body mass. When they look into a mirror thay cause a rip in space time, imploding into their own reflection, which then causes a chemical reaction, which actually spawns an army of microscopic parasites that invade the mind and distort the refelction in the mirror. Ive done countless experiments and have a great deal of experience in this area of study so dont doubt me.


JK i don no.

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Old 03-03-2008, 11:04 PM   #4
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Same reason a fat guy wants a thin woman.





I feel I just owned myself. >___>

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I at the really fat people IRL

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Old 03-03-2008, 11:34 PM   #6
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Jack Sprat complex?

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Old 03-03-2008, 11:46 PM   #7
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because they want motherfucking RUGER RELL

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Old 03-04-2008, 12:22 AM   #8
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Just because a chick is fat as hell that doesn't mean she is automatically attracted to guys of the same size. It would be like if a fat guy wanted a skinny chick. It is understandable I guess...

But seriosly they need to get outta here with that stuff. If you weigh more than me then its a no go...

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Old 03-04-2008, 12:23 AM   #9
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Probably so they can have a normal weight relationship by balancing out how fat they are.

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Old 03-04-2008, 12:24 AM   #10
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i dunno know about you guys, but i dont mind if a guy has some meat on his bones... if you know what i mean...! XD

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Old 03-04-2008, 12:28 AM   #11
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Simple because really fat chicks have trouble having sex with really fat men, its to complicated and awkward. Get a skinny man and he can fit in between her thighs, makes it that much easier.

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i dunno know about you guys, but i dont mind if a guy has some meat on his bones... if you know what i mean...! XD
Alright we get it, you're fiending for a man with a big cock.

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Its a ploy. She's just hungry.

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Same reason a fat guy wants a thin woman.



True story right hur

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Old 03-04-2008, 01:05 AM   #15
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Hmm, your theory is incomplete. Fat men want skinny women.

maybe it would be more accurate to say:

"fat people want skinny people."

or even:

"all people want skinny people."

and additionally:

"mean-spirited jerks want to make fun of fat people for no reason."

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Old 03-04-2008, 01:08 AM   #16
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As you guys may have guessed women hit on me alot. Now I don't really mind it but today seemed like more fat women kept approaching me. I even had to check to make sure I didn't have any hidden klondike bars on me. I just didn't understand it. Do they think someone like me would actually want to be in a relationship with them? Why would I want to look like the number 1O when we walk down a street? Why don't these fat women stay with their own kind?

If there are any fat women on this board, can you explain it to me?
It's as mysterious as to why many teenaged girls want all guys who are even remotely Japanese to be gay.

If you ever figure out why, please let me know.

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Same reason a fat guy wants a thin woman.
Yur on to somethin'.

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Old 03-04-2008, 01:42 AM   #17
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why do fat guys want skinny grls D:

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Old 03-04-2008, 01:52 AM   #18
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As you guys may have guessed women hit on me alot. Now I don't really mind it but today seemed like more fat women kept approaching me. I even had to check to make sure I didn't have any hidden klondike bars on me. I just didn't understand it. Do they think someone like me would actually want to be in a relationship with them? Why would I want to look like the number 1O when we walk down a street? Why don't these fat women stay with their own kind?

If there are any fat women on this board, can you explain it to me?


another classic thread by RugerRell

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Old 03-04-2008, 01:58 AM   #19
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Yin and yang, dood.

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Old 03-04-2008, 02:10 AM   #20
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Because they're fat bitches.

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