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Great Quotes:
Quote:
Originally Posted by jedijohn
OH MY FREAKING GOD.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME?
DO HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM?
DO YOU ENJOY KILLING PEOPLE'S SELF-ESTEEM?
Quote:
Originally Posted by jedijohn
DO YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY?
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU GUYS THAT ARE THE REASON I GO TO THERAPY!
Quote:
Originally Posted by A Tout le Monde
I'd share my pizza with you guys but I doubt you want me to know where you live.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinibea
When you to get laid twice in one day at age fifteen. Then try to burn me. Cause as of right now you can't even touch me
Quote:
Originally Posted by TWF
I'm glad Hikawa accepts me for who I am
Otherwise who else would I turn to with him having my foot so deeply buried in his cavernous ass that when he gets his monthly colonoscopy check up they have to double cover to treat for submarined athlete's foot as well
Thank you Hikawa you are a paragon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Dragoon
hadomaru is my shoe now in the same way that Hikawa is TWF's shoe
I kicked his ass so hard that my foot got lodged up his ass and now I use him as footwear
he spends everyday of his life having his face smashed against the ground
in other words, nothing much has changed for poor hadomaru
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hikawa
Never mud wrestled. I need another guy to do it with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Dragoon
John will show up and kill Jack with the power of interspecies love
though the more cynical and gruesome, yet more likely as well, result would be that if John were to show up, Jack would cut him open and use his intestines to strangle Vriska
my god why did I even think of that someone help me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crossbow
How...
Weren't the folks in the seventies confused when "Star Wars Episode 4" came out?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost_of_Gashir
DDJ and Preet are like Chris Paul and Cliff Paul.
Quote:
TimTebow 15 says
NO! NO YOU ASS
He was getting good double doubles with the added affect of 3pts
He was on his way to dirk level
Arthur Chang says
bargnani dirk level?
Platinum ... says
DIRK LEVEL
TimTebow 15 says
He was on his way
Arthur Chang says
what?
Platinum ... says
DIRK LEVEL
AHAHA
AHAHA
AHAAHAHA
AHAHA
DIRK IS A TOP 35 ALL TIME PLAYER
TimTebow 15 says
HE WAS PLAYYING ABOUT THE LEVEL DIRK
WAS AT THIS POINT OF HIS CAREER
Platinum ... says
OH GOD
THIS IS HILARIOUS
TimTebow 15 says
YOU STFU
MY LOGIC WAS FLAWELESS
Platinum ... says
Vasto trying to justify his draft strategy is even sadder than kubo trying to justify bleach's continued existence
TimTebow 15 says
LOOK AT HIS STATS ON YEAR 3 AND 4 AND COMPARE THEM TO DIRK'S 3RD AND 4TH YEAR YOU ASSES
Platinum ... says
Vasto
Just stop
Please
TimTebow 15 says
LOOK!
FUCKING LOOK!
THERE STATS ARE SIMILAR!
Platinum ... says
VASTO PLEASE SHUT UP THIS IS JUST SAD NOW
TimTebow 15 says
YOUR SAD NOW
FUCKS YA! HATERS
Platinum ... says
Vasto is a poorer judge of talent than Tommy Heinsohn
TimTebow 15 says
OK NEXT YEAR WHEN BARGNANI IS BALLIN LIKE DIRK YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT!
Platinum ... says
I'm saving this
This is going in my sig
So I can remember next year
When Bargani is averaging 5 rebounds and out for the season
TimTebow 15 says
DAMN RIGHT! YOUR GOING TO REMEMBER HOW RIGHT I WAS
Platinum ... says
That he is on his way to dirk level
TimTebow 15 says
HE IS FAG
Quote:
BigBoss DAE says
Defeat who? Who did Lebron have to defeat?
That did not defeat themselves
Platinum ... says
Boston
The Pacers
The Thunder
BigBoss DAE says
To GET to the finals not in the finals
Boston wore out there legs in a 7 game series
The Pacers...come on...
just stop it
Platinum ... says
The Pacers were leading the series
Everyone thought they had a chance of knocking them off
BigBoss DAE says
They were only in it because they were punking Lebron
Platinum ... says
Vasto you have the memory of a goldfish
BigBoss DAE says
then they got punched back
Platinum ... says
That's what we call "COMPETING"
Jesus fuck
BigBoss DAE says
Competing?
More like luck
Platinum ... says
They were up 2-1
That's not luck
BigBoss DAE says
oh I am sorry Plat
were they in a 5 game series?
no?
so Heat were not on a verge of elimiation?
so that lead did not actually mean anything
Platinum ... says
They were down vasto
Yeah it did
Hey guys
are you aware
That apparently leading a series
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL
VASTO LOGIC
BigBoss DAE says
Plat Pacers never won another game in the series!
Platinum ... says
But they won 2!
BigBoss DAE says
Leads do not mean anything!
Platinum ... says
Yeah they do
Holy shit
BigBoss DAE says
Plat you have to finish for a lead to mean anything
Platinum ... says
What the fuck am i reading
BigBoss DAE says
Logic
Platinum ... says
Hey guys
BigBoss DAE says
truth
Platinum ... says
Remember when the Yankees were up 3-0 on the red sox
that lead didn't mean anything
same as being 0-0
BigBoss DAE says
obviously!
no
0-0 means nothing
Platinum ... says
2-1, 3-0
They mean something
1-0 means somehting
Jesus vasto
BigBoss DAE says
Plat no they do not!
Platinum ... says
You are saying the heat didn't have a challenge getting to the finals
They were down in multiple series
BigBoss DAE says
you can be ahead all you want, won't mean nothing if you do not have it at the end
Platinum ... says
How is that not challenging?
Being down means something you stooge
BigBoss DAE says
Nope
Platinum ... says
It's like conversing with a brick wall that loves bargnani
BigBoss DAE says
Because Bargnani is going to be the next Dirk
Platinum ... says
And now we have come full circle. This stupid fucking ouroboros has now latched onto it's own tail
if my shotas ages are on the clock
then they're awesome
Quote:
Originally Posted by (naruxsaku)4ever
quickly fans hide your naruto
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ernie
Minato: "Son, you have become incredibly strong, I am proud. Let's destroy that Juubi together!"
Naruto: "Dad, please. I solo!"
Minato: "That's my boy!"
For Reiki
My love, no words can verily express
The wonder of your gloriousness.
In the darkest dark and coolest night,
Your surroundings are filled with brightest light.
Your angelic voice singing siren song,
Only reminds me how much I long
For your kindness and your soft embrace,
The peace and beauty flowing from your face.
You’re my friend and my love, and truly mine,
Giving me your heart, charity benign.
And I pray we can remain together,
My hand in yours forever and ever.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
I'm also a reikiwhore
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighting Kitsune
You are truly the Goddess of Yaoi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trinity
you're a bag of cute and a side of cute, and you bite like a rabid chupacabra
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusanagi
Mummy is the best
Quote:
Originally Posted by izzyisozaki
@Reiki-
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaru
Your milkshake brings more girls to the yard than any other male or female I've seen on NF. I tip my hat to that achievement, Miss.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selva
Me reading yaoi manga when there is an actual plot
me: (5 pages in) so, where's the sex?
me: okay, there are two guys that are hot. when are they gonna have sex?
me: alright, they're both drunk. Sex now, right?
me: oh a flashback. I bet he has sex with his ex-boyfriend.
me: hey, there's another hot guy, I predict a hot threesome.
me: where the fuck is the sex?
me: this is yaoi and not shounen ai, right?
me: I WANT TO SEE SOME HOT YUMMY SMEX NOW!
me: WHY THE HELL IS THERE SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION?! JUST FUCK ALREADY!
me: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
lol this is about us
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighting Kitsune
Thinking of a damn gay OTP a day keeps the sad thoughts away
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
QUOTE ME HARD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
you are the gayest gay that ever gayed
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunako
im actually a totally straight woman buhahaha but when i see your ghei face it turns me totally ghei hah
For Reiki
My love, no words can verily express
The wonder of your gloriousness.
In the darkest dark and coolest night,
Your surroundings are filled with brightest light.
Your angelic voice singing siren song,
Only reminds me how much I long
For your kindness and your soft embrace,
The peace and beauty flowing from your face.
You’re my friend and my love, and truly mine,
Giving me your heart, charity benign.
And I pray we can remain together,
My hand in yours forever and ever.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
I'm also a reikiwhore
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighting Kitsune
You are truly the Goddess of Yaoi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trinity
you're a bag of cute and a side of cute, and you bite like a rabid chupacabra
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusanagi
Mummy is the best
Quote:
Originally Posted by izzyisozaki
@Reiki-
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaru
Your milkshake brings more girls to the yard than any other male or female I've seen on NF. I tip my hat to that achievement, Miss.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selva
Me reading yaoi manga when there is an actual plot
me: (5 pages in) so, where's the sex?
me: okay, there are two guys that are hot. when are they gonna have sex?
me: alright, they're both drunk. Sex now, right?
me: oh a flashback. I bet he has sex with his ex-boyfriend.
me: hey, there's another hot guy, I predict a hot threesome.
me: where the fuck is the sex?
me: this is yaoi and not shounen ai, right?
me: I WANT TO SEE SOME HOT YUMMY SMEX NOW!
me: WHY THE HELL IS THERE SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION?! JUST FUCK ALREADY!
me: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
lol this is about us
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighting Kitsune
Thinking of a damn gay OTP a day keeps the sad thoughts away
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
QUOTE ME HARD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
you are the gayest gay that ever gayed
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunako
im actually a totally straight woman buhahaha but when i see your ghei face it turns me totally ghei hah
OH MY FREAKING GOD.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME?
DO HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM?
DO YOU ENJOY KILLING PEOPLE'S SELF-ESTEEM?
Quote:
Originally Posted by jedijohn
DO YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY?
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU GUYS THAT ARE THE REASON I GO TO THERAPY!
Quote:
Originally Posted by A Tout le Monde
I'd share my pizza with you guys but I doubt you want me to know where you live.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinibea
When you to get laid twice in one day at age fifteen. Then try to burn me. Cause as of right now you can't even touch me
Quote:
Originally Posted by TWF
I'm glad Hikawa accepts me for who I am
Otherwise who else would I turn to with him having my foot so deeply buried in his cavernous ass that when he gets his monthly colonoscopy check up they have to double cover to treat for submarined athlete's foot as well
Thank you Hikawa you are a paragon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Dragoon
hadomaru is my shoe now in the same way that Hikawa is TWF's shoe
I kicked his ass so hard that my foot got lodged up his ass and now I use him as footwear
he spends everyday of his life having his face smashed against the ground
in other words, nothing much has changed for poor hadomaru
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hikawa
Never mud wrestled. I need another guy to do it with.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Dragoon
John will show up and kill Jack with the power of interspecies love
though the more cynical and gruesome, yet more likely as well, result would be that if John were to show up, Jack would cut him open and use his intestines to strangle Vriska
my god why did I even think of that someone help me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crossbow
How...
Weren't the folks in the seventies confused when "Star Wars Episode 4" came out?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost_of_Gashir
DDJ and Preet are like Chris Paul and Cliff Paul.
Quote:
TimTebow 15 says
NO! NO YOU ASS
He was getting good double doubles with the added affect of 3pts
He was on his way to dirk level
Arthur Chang says
bargnani dirk level?
Platinum ... says
DIRK LEVEL
TimTebow 15 says
He was on his way
Arthur Chang says
what?
Platinum ... says
DIRK LEVEL
AHAHA
AHAHA
AHAAHAHA
AHAHA
DIRK IS A TOP 35 ALL TIME PLAYER
TimTebow 15 says
HE WAS PLAYYING ABOUT THE LEVEL DIRK
WAS AT THIS POINT OF HIS CAREER
Platinum ... says
OH GOD
THIS IS HILARIOUS
TimTebow 15 says
YOU STFU
MY LOGIC WAS FLAWELESS
Platinum ... says
Vasto trying to justify his draft strategy is even sadder than kubo trying to justify bleach's continued existence
TimTebow 15 says
LOOK AT HIS STATS ON YEAR 3 AND 4 AND COMPARE THEM TO DIRK'S 3RD AND 4TH YEAR YOU ASSES
Platinum ... says
Vasto
Just stop
Please
TimTebow 15 says
LOOK!
FUCKING LOOK!
THERE STATS ARE SIMILAR!
Platinum ... says
VASTO PLEASE SHUT UP THIS IS JUST SAD NOW
TimTebow 15 says
YOUR SAD NOW
FUCKS YA! HATERS
Platinum ... says
Vasto is a poorer judge of talent than Tommy Heinsohn
TimTebow 15 says
OK NEXT YEAR WHEN BARGNANI IS BALLIN LIKE DIRK YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT!
Platinum ... says
I'm saving this
This is going in my sig
So I can remember next year
When Bargani is averaging 5 rebounds and out for the season
TimTebow 15 says
DAMN RIGHT! YOUR GOING TO REMEMBER HOW RIGHT I WAS
Platinum ... says
That he is on his way to dirk level
TimTebow 15 says
HE IS FAG
Quote:
BigBoss DAE says
Defeat who? Who did Lebron have to defeat?
That did not defeat themselves
Platinum ... says
Boston
The Pacers
The Thunder
BigBoss DAE says
To GET to the finals not in the finals
Boston wore out there legs in a 7 game series
The Pacers...come on...
just stop it
Platinum ... says
The Pacers were leading the series
Everyone thought they had a chance of knocking them off
BigBoss DAE says
They were only in it because they were punking Lebron
Platinum ... says
Vasto you have the memory of a goldfish
BigBoss DAE says
then they got punched back
Platinum ... says
That's what we call "COMPETING"
Jesus fuck
BigBoss DAE says
Competing?
More like luck
Platinum ... says
They were up 2-1
That's not luck
BigBoss DAE says
oh I am sorry Plat
were they in a 5 game series?
no?
so Heat were not on a verge of elimiation?
so that lead did not actually mean anything
Platinum ... says
They were down vasto
Yeah it did
Hey guys
are you aware
That apparently leading a series
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL
VASTO LOGIC
BigBoss DAE says
Plat Pacers never won another game in the series!
Platinum ... says
But they won 2!
BigBoss DAE says
Leads do not mean anything!
Platinum ... says
Yeah they do
Holy shit
BigBoss DAE says
Plat you have to finish for a lead to mean anything
Platinum ... says
What the fuck am i reading
BigBoss DAE says
Logic
Platinum ... says
Hey guys
BigBoss DAE says
truth
Platinum ... says
Remember when the Yankees were up 3-0 on the red sox
that lead didn't mean anything
same as being 0-0
BigBoss DAE says
obviously!
no
0-0 means nothing
Platinum ... says
2-1, 3-0
They mean something
1-0 means somehting
Jesus vasto
BigBoss DAE says
Plat no they do not!
Platinum ... says
You are saying the heat didn't have a challenge getting to the finals
They were down in multiple series
BigBoss DAE says
you can be ahead all you want, won't mean nothing if you do not have it at the end
Platinum ... says
How is that not challenging?
Being down means something you stooge
BigBoss DAE says
Nope
Platinum ... says
It's like conversing with a brick wall that loves bargnani
BigBoss DAE says
Because Bargnani is going to be the next Dirk
Platinum ... says
And now we have come full circle. This stupid fucking ouroboros has now latched onto it's own tail
can I make a Gravity Falls fc? I see one has never been created
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Quote:
Originally Posted by krory
Don't tell anyone I said this, but I kind of miss your Sakura set.
/scene:
Seth: Did what? James: Jizzed all over the pages of this magazine, that I was NICE enough to tell you guys about in the first place Danny: I did it, I jizzed all over your magazine James: Why?! Danny: Because I was jacking off. And after I jack off long enough, I jizz. How does it work when you do it? James: Why didn't you just aim somewhere else? Danny: Aim? Who am I? The queen of England? I don't aim! I just blast away and hope it doesn't get in my eyes or mouth.
For Reiki
My love, no words can verily express
The wonder of your gloriousness.
In the darkest dark and coolest night,
Your surroundings are filled with brightest light.
Your angelic voice singing siren song,
Only reminds me how much I long
For your kindness and your soft embrace,
The peace and beauty flowing from your face.
You’re my friend and my love, and truly mine,
Giving me your heart, charity benign.
And I pray we can remain together,
My hand in yours forever and ever.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
I'm also a reikiwhore
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighting Kitsune
You are truly the Goddess of Yaoi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trinity
you're a bag of cute and a side of cute, and you bite like a rabid chupacabra
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusanagi
Mummy is the best
Quote:
Originally Posted by izzyisozaki
@Reiki-
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaru
Your milkshake brings more girls to the yard than any other male or female I've seen on NF. I tip my hat to that achievement, Miss.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selva
Me reading yaoi manga when there is an actual plot
me: (5 pages in) so, where's the sex?
me: okay, there are two guys that are hot. when are they gonna have sex?
me: alright, they're both drunk. Sex now, right?
me: oh a flashback. I bet he has sex with his ex-boyfriend.
me: hey, there's another hot guy, I predict a hot threesome.
me: where the fuck is the sex?
me: this is yaoi and not shounen ai, right?
me: I WANT TO SEE SOME HOT YUMMY SMEX NOW!
me: WHY THE HELL IS THERE SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION?! JUST FUCK ALREADY!
me: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
lol this is about us
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighting Kitsune
Thinking of a damn gay OTP a day keeps the sad thoughts away
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
QUOTE ME HARD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haylie
you are the gayest gay that ever gayed
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunako
im actually a totally straight woman buhahaha but when i see your ghei face it turns me totally ghei hah
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