[Kakashifan727]

Shit, I heard of that before! OMFG!

[PainKiller]

Not sure if this was mentioned already but finding stories that are written like a script tends to annoy me.

Something like:

Naruto: Hi.
Sasuke: What do you want?
Naruto: Nothing <laughs stupidly>

That and THOSE THAT USE CAPS IN THEIR STORY TO EMPHASIZE EMOTION BECAUSE WORDS CANNOT CONVEY WHAT GIANT LETTERS CAN.

[Whirlpool]

Originally Posted by PainKiller

Not sure if this was mentioned already but finding stories that are written like a script tends to annoy me.

Something like:

Naruto: Hi.
Sasuke: What do you want?
Naruto: Nothing <laughs stupidly>

That and THOSE THAT USE CAPS IN THEIR STORY TO EMPHASIZE EMOTION BECAUSE WORDS CANNOT CONVEY WHAT GIANT LETTERS CAN.

Can't stand capital letters. A '!' will do along with a 'he/she yelled' just fine

[TheGreen1]

All this "half-demon" shit, especially with ears and a tail. Nobody ever uses the powers that Kurama has canonically given Naruto, especially post Sage Mode. Naruto NEVER gets to get the Kyuubi to merge his chakra. The only exception to this rule is the "Path of the Hunternin" where the recent chapter actually followed that canon power.

[Kakashifan727]

Don't remind me of the furries! Hate furries, sooooo much. WHY WON'T THEY DIE!?

[Dejablue]

Originally Posted by Itachifan727

Don't remind me of the furries! Hate furries, sooooo much. WHY WON'T THEY DIE!?

You mean those fanfictions where Naruto is literally sporting a fox tail and ears?

[♥ Comatose ♥]

Taking a male character, and making them female. And vice versa.

My brain doesn't fucking work that way.

[Dejablue]

Oh nos So and So used a gender change jutsu but can't switch back! SHENANIGANS!!!

[Tomcat171]

TOMCAT'S MOAST EPICK EFFEFFDAWTNEHT SUMUREES EVUR (Part 1)

I AM NO BABY SITTER, plaese Anko train Naruto I'll pay for your Dnago for a year...

it s Naruxharem first fic be nice, it a cross over between Naruto/halo but mostly Naruto little kiddies don't read swearing gore and romance can Naruto survive the war with Covenant or will he fall like so many before him

When Naruto meets a strange man Hilarity and romance insue... I suck at summaries T.T rated M for Language

the cannon couples have finally done it, they've procreated, my fancharacter is there too!

Naruto is born ten years earlier as is the kyubbi attack making him older than the rookies he is adopted by Ibiki who is also older for this purpose and raises Naruto who will become feared as the Game and no this is not a wwe naruto story

"IF ARE NOT THE BABY'S FATHER!" TSUNADE POINTED AT ASUMA. "THEN WHO IS?" TSUNADE YELLED. "I AM!" A MAN SAID

this is a beggining and will be getting more later this weekend

Naruto by mistake perform a bad Jutsu. Naruto awaken in a world that what if Naruto was never born?

with the power of the strongest bloodline who can beat him. naruto x lot of women

at six year's old Naruto finds his heratige and leaves the leaf for ten years. the Kyuubi is a wolf. strong, smart, and deadly naruto

With the dead of their baby girl,it will make revolution in the world.With the deal from demon,comeback for revenge. Where will this timeline will guide them.Will they success?

Who wants to help me commit some genocide here?

Also, in response to that last one: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Then the reply would be: “You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”

[SaishuSoda]

Originally Posted by Tomcat171

TOMCAT'S MOAST EPICK EFFEFFDAWTNEHT SUMUREES EVUR (Part 1)

it s Naruxharem first fic be nice, it a cross over between Naruto/halo but mostly Naruto little kiddies don't read swearing gore and romance can Naruto survive the war with Covenant or will he fall like so many before him

Naruto/Halo crossover? How the hell does that work?

this is a beggining and will be getting more later this weekend

Valuable information.

When Naruto meets a strange man Hilarity and romance insue... I suck at summaries T.T rated M for Language

I swear I can't stand the 'I suck at summaries' or 'I know its not good so totally don't praise me and tell it isn't! '.

Naruto is born ten years earlier as is the kyubbi attack making him older than the rookies he is adopted by Ibiki who is also older for this purpose and raises Naruto who will become feared as the Game and no this is not a wwe naruto story

I'm not sure if this is an AU or just a weird crossover. Since I really don't see how WWE and the kyuubi attack mix.

"IF ARE NOT THE BABY'S FATHER!" TSUNADE POINTED AT ASUMA. "THEN WHO IS?" TSUNADE YELLED. "I AM!" A MAN SAID

THIS IS TOTALLY REALISTIC. ESPECIALLY THE CAPS!

Naruto by mistake perform a bad Jutsu. Naruto awaken in a world that what if Naruto was never born?

I'm lost...

with the power of the strongest bloodline who can beat him. naruto x lot of women

Mary-Sue harem that consists of the entire female cast. I rage just thinking about it.

at six year's old Naruto finds his heratige and leaves the leaf for ten years. the Kyuubi is a wolf. strong, smart, and deadly naruto

Then its not fucking Naruto! Jeez just say its a fucking OC!

With the dead of their baby girl,it will make revolution in the world.With the deal from demon,comeback for revenge. Where will this timeline will guide them.Will they success?

Who wants to help me commit some genocide here?

It's time for a rampage.

Also, in response to that last one: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Then the reply would be: “You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense."

Indeed.

[tessacha]

Things I dislike in fanfictions:

1 - Bad Grammar.
2 - When the author makes run-on sentences.
3 - Uchiha-cest
4 - Yaoi
5 - OOC-ness
6 - Naruto allofasudden getting a Bloodline -_-
7 - High School fanfics.

[Horu]

Just skimmed a story featuring "Kotsue and Izsum-the gate watches"

Supporting characters included "Sakura Hurno, Kurenai Yuaka, Ino Yakamara, Asuma Hurezen, and Anko Matsuri"

And Naruto was running around making six-pointed pentagrams

[Ino Yamanaka]

I dont mind some random OC's but not when they are with them all the time... You know what I mean? lol

[Kakashifan727]

Originally Posted by Tomcat171

TOMCAT'S MOAST EPICK EFFEFFDAWTNEHT SUMUREES EVUR (Part 1)














Who wants to help me commit some genocide here?

Also, in response to that last one: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Then the reply would be: “You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”

The fuck does that even mean? I need a translator.

[Whirlpool]

Originally Posted by Itachifan727

The fuck does that even mean? I need a translator.

It means...

Tomcat171's most epic fanfiction.net summaries ever.

Am I correct?

[Van Basten]

Anything with Shikamaru and Ino as a pairing. >_>

[Kakashifan727]

Originally Posted by Whirlpool

It means...

Tomcat171's most epic fanfiction.net summaries ever.

Am I correct?

No i mean this garble of garbage:

Also, in response to that last one: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Then the reply would be: “You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”

If you can't speak English well, just do it in your native language; more ppl will enjoy it that way.

[Dejablue]

Originally Posted by Van Basten

Anything with Shikamaru and Ino as a pairing. >_>

I don't think specific pairings can be....oh forget it. This is all just opinion anyway.

[Tomcat171]

Originally Posted by Itachifan727

If you can't speak English well, just do it in your native language; more ppl will enjoy it that way.

You are aware that I am born and bred in the place that gives the English language its name, right?

If you don't know your memes well, just do some internet browsing; you won't be so quick to make unnecessary snide remarks at people that way.

[SaishuSoda]

Originally Posted by Itachifan727

Also, in response to that last one: "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Then the reply would be: “You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”

If you can't speak English well, just do it in your native language; more ppl will enjoy it that way.

Its pretty obvious they were quoting from a source, because of the... ya know... quotation marks.

Besides it's a internet joke, dont take it so seriously.