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Old 01-03-2012, 08:58 PM   #481
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AU stories are the best.

That being said, what ticked me off when I was reading fanfiction was pages and pages of conversation with no action.

Or when entire fights only lasted one sentence.

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Old 01-05-2012, 01:10 AM   #482
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How about stories that end with "I know it sucks, and I'm not that good at writing etc etc etc"

We all know your fishing for some praise.

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Old 01-05-2012, 02:34 AM   #483
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How about stories that end with "I know it sucks, and I'm not that good at writing etc etc etc"

We all know your fishing for some praise.
Ughh it really annoys me when people fish for compliments regarding anything. It's blatantly feigning any humbleness.

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Old 01-05-2012, 06:00 PM   #484
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Modern Western Names even in AU.

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Old 01-05-2012, 08:44 PM   #485
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When they say 'Penis' in lemons
Sorry, my bad . But seriously, using 'cock' and 'pussy' just make me feel...immature. *Ignores fact I'm writing goddamn erotic fan fiction of a shounen manga*

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Sorry...

Then again, I use that simply because chakra is used in many of their medical procedures. What, you think herbal crap will work? And who's saying that condoms or diaphragms even exist in the Naruto universe? I'm not exactly trying to defend my method, but can anybody give me something better to use as an excuse for non-pregnancy in lemons...that doesn't actually exclude the sex?


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Old 01-05-2012, 08:55 PM   #486
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Sorry, my bad . But seriously, using 'cock' and 'pussy' just make me feel...immature. *Ignores fact I'm writing goddamn erotic fan fiction*



Sorry...

Then again, I use that simply because chakra is used in many of their medical procedures. What, you think herbal crap will work? And who's saying that condoms or diaphragms even exist in the Naruto universe? I'm not exactly trying to defend my method, but can anybody give me something better to use as an excuse for non-pregnancy in lemons?
I cringe at condoms, they gross me out so much

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Old 01-05-2012, 09:14 PM   #487
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Condoms are still very effective. And sex is fairly gross if you're doing it right but it's generally worth it.

"Penis" doesn't bother me as much as the euphemisms. Throbbing member, manhood, love muscle, hard shaft, etc. And overstating the size...it's rampant. Nice little virgins would be ruined if the guy was that well endowed.

I don't have a real problem with chakra as birth control. It might be more believable if it was used to make an object into the actual birth control, like Tsunade's forehead diamond thingy, only situated more intimately. They use written words that are activated & crawl over patients regularly, so why not have such a thing stored in a mark & activated as needed?

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Old 01-06-2012, 12:54 AM   #488
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Then again, I use that simply because chakra is used in many of their medical procedures. What, you think herbal crap will work? And who's saying that condoms or diaphragms even exist in the Naruto universe? I'm not exactly trying to defend my method, but can anybody give me something better to use as an excuse for non-pregnancy in lemons...that doesn't actually exclude the sex?
Don't mention it unless you can explain the Biological/Chemical/Magical process of this barrier method which physically through some ancient Japanese magic prevents sperm from fertilizing.

I'm not being sarcastic, it's annoying reading the following lines without a thoughtful explanation of the Jutsu.

And the concept keeps changing every time, sometimes both are able to preform sometimes only one gender can preform. I'm getting tired of that shit.


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After stripping Naruto, 'Mizukage-sama' removed the rest of her clothes, so they both were naked now, and did one-handed seals for contraceptive jutsu. "Ready, blondie?"
Lol. Hot politics Chapter 1

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"Why do kunoichi have to cast the contraceptive jutsu when it's the shinobi that stick their…"
I'm a Kunoichi, But

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"Naruto What if I get pregnant?"

"Bullshit I heard from the Konoichi that all female Nin were taught a contraceptive Jutsu when they graduated, not only that but as I recall the last two times you even asked me let go inside"
I love the retardness of this fanfic: WAR Ch 3, Naruto

I guess Asuma and Kurenai just could not master it is a priviledge reserved only for sex driven angsty ninja teenagers..

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Old 01-06-2012, 09:41 AM   #489
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*Suddenly gets reminded about how deserted the Lemon FC in the Bathhouse has become. The most recent post in that thread was me....last October...*

And those examples...oh dear

Alright, I'll try and think of a way to explain it in a future chapter of something. Maybe a seal could be an idea...


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Old 01-06-2012, 09:19 PM   #490
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:23 AM   #491
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Lol. Hot politics Chapter 1
Loved how you could just remember it like that....


Hot politics is an epic fanfic

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Old 01-09-2012, 09:16 PM   #492
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Please direct me to the supplier of the reality-altering shit you're smoking/sniffing/ramming up your arse.

HP is baaaaaaaad. Very. Very. Bad.

Oh yeah, and it looks like I need to apologise for something else:

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AU stories are the best.

That being said, what ticked me off when I was reading fanfiction was pages and pages of conversation with no action.
Sorry, but my AU fic doesn't really have much 'action' in it. There'll be some tension later, and maybe a small scuffle, but nothing like murder death kill demolition man stuff.


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Old 01-10-2012, 06:51 PM   #493
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This one is a peeve of mine about reviewers.

I hate to wake up to dozens of reviews and read them to find this:

Spoiler:
Ch.1 Cool
Ch.2 Awesome
Ch.3
Ch.4 lol
etc.


Seriously, what the fuck?

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Old 01-10-2012, 08:43 PM   #494
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This one is a peeve of mine about reviewers.

I hate to wake up to dozens of reviews and read them to find this:

Spoiler:
Ch.1 Cool
Ch.2 Awesome
Ch.3
Ch.4 lol
etc.


Seriously, what the fuck?
I got number 3 once, I stated my annoyance at such in a later author's note

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Old 01-10-2012, 08:47 PM   #495
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Old 01-10-2012, 08:54 PM   #496
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I got number 3 once, I stated my annoyance at such in a later author's note
Yeah that stuff happens to me quite a lot.

My strangest review came from some random person reviewing another story and somehow sending it to my mine (something about Hinata having a bow and fighting zombies). I didn't mind it much but the follow-up review with a 'sorry' did it for me.

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One thing that gravely annoys me in some fics, specifically on FF, is the spacing. I get considerably fed up whenever I see a story with one or two-sentence paragraphs, it's like reading a list rather than a story.

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1. Overly detailed and tantalizing descriptions - it's so obvious when the author is just adding fluff to try and make the writing not sound like juvenile porn or a high school drama and more sophisticated. Fanfiction does not need to be overly wordy or descriptive to the point of ostentatiousness, the most simple layout is often the most powerful.

2. SemexUke - both Naruto and Sasuke in my eyes have very masculine personalities and for either of them to be treated as girls without boobs and a pussy is so ridiculous. I'm against the whole SemexUke thing in general.

3. When I'm reading everyone is gay. (KakashixIruka, DeidaraxItachi, etc.) WTF?? Gay people comprise only 3-5% of the population and having all the characters of a fanfic be homosexual is totally unrealistic and makes me roll my eyes.

4. Becoming attracted to your rapist. No need to explain methinks
I agree. When the author adds a ridiculous amount of description, the story just seems to drag on and I lose interest quickly. Less is more.

I also dislike the whole seme/uke thing. Seriously, I don't know how many Itachi/Deidara fics I read in which Deidara acted like a slutty, utterly submissive chick. That's not him at all, and Itachi definitely isn't some ridiculously horny and demanding seme. Doesn't anyone believe in rough, angsty hate-sex?

You mean like in those Akatsuki fics where the pairings are SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHida, ZetsuTobi, and PeiKona is just thrown in there just because? Completely agree with this point too.

I've never read one of those, thankfully, but that just sounds ridiculous.

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Why everyone hate descriptions?

Hmm, I think one of the people here must be the one who called me stuck up in a review...bastards. Meh, I wasn't aware people hated it that much. Okay, I can take a hint for future chapters.

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Why everyone hate descriptions?
I don't hate descriptions, I just don't like a ridiculous amount of it is all. I like it when the author describes enough for us to envision it, but when they start describing every little detail, that's when the story gets tedious to read.

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