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Laugh at him for not winning pointless internet "debate".
Golden Circle keeping it classy. :pimp
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People on NF arguing who has the bigger balls. Why am I not surprised by this?
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America's Heartland: Home may be where the heart is, but the heart is not where the brain is.
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Yes. The other admin, Golden Circle told me to install it to stop the avast warnings.
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Rainbow dash is not Golden Circle.
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Thank you naruto forums for destroying my childhood completely !:cry
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smartass
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Originally Posted by Hunter
What Rainbow Dash said is correct.
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Rainbow Dash forces me to strip naked in public :maybe
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You are right of course.
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Fuck you all.
Especially you, RD.
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I'm stupid
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Ok so because you cant see it means im off the chain? I swear some of you people in this forum are so arrogant, and narrow minded but of course geniuses like rainbow dash have it right
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It's not trolling just because you're butthurt about being wrong.
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I don't like boobs.
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I don't like boobs either.
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absurdity in pairings? surely you jest.
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Having different opinions don't make someone retarded. if that's the case, you're retarded for disagreeing with me.
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When mods do things wrong they have to put on that thing I like and strip to the tune of 'Rosanna' by Toto.
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Oh I forgot to quote Rainbow Dash didn't I.
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Rainbow has it right
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I'm not familiar with this, probably because I'm American.
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How big will RD's sig get before RD gets the banny ban ban?
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Sorry, my bad . But seriously, using 'cock' and 'pussy' just make me feel...immature. *Ignores fact I'm writing goddamn erotic fan fiction of a shounen manga*
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Contraception No Jutsu. Ugh.
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Originally Posted by Whirlpool
tell me about it
Sorry...
Then again, I use that simply because chakra is used in many of their medical procedures. What, you think herbal crap will work? And who's saying that condoms or diaphragms even exist in the Naruto universe? I'm not exactly trying to defend my method, but can anybody give me something better to use as an excuse for non-pregnancy in lemons...that doesn't actually exclude the sex?
Sorry, my bad . But seriously, using 'cock' and 'pussy' just make me feel...immature. *Ignores fact I'm writing goddamn erotic fan fiction*
Sorry...
Then again, I use that simply because chakra is used in many of their medical procedures. What, you think herbal crap will work? And who's saying that condoms or diaphragms even exist in the Naruto universe? I'm not exactly trying to defend my method, but can anybody give me something better to use as an excuse for non-pregnancy in lemons?
I cringe at condoms, they gross me out so much
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We are enslaved by Aliens, we just don't know it. They are basically humans who have ascended due to vast knowledge. When you die, you are reincarnated because you don't have a certain amount of knowledge to ascend.
Why do you think there's no-one like Sun Tzu or Leo Da Vinci anymore?
Condoms are still very effective. And sex is fairly gross if you're doing it right but it's generally worth it.
"Penis" doesn't bother me as much as the euphemisms. Throbbing member, manhood, love muscle, hard shaft, etc. And overstating the size...it's rampant. Nice little virgins would be ruined if the guy was that well endowed.
I don't have a real problem with chakra as birth control. It might be more believable if it was used to make an object into the actual birth control, like Tsunade's forehead diamond thingy, only situated more intimately. They use written words that are activated & crawl over patients regularly, so why not have such a thing stored in a mark & activated as needed?
You are not your signature. You are not your avatar. Admiration doesn't grant you the attributes you covet. You don't become wise by quoting wise words. At the end of the day, you can only count your own efforts to your credit.
Then again, I use that simply because chakra is used in many of their medical procedures. What, you think herbal crap will work? And who's saying that condoms or diaphragms even exist in the Naruto universe? I'm not exactly trying to defend my method, but can anybody give me something better to use as an excuse for non-pregnancy in lemons...that doesn't actually exclude the sex?
Don't mention it unless you can explain the Biological/Chemical/Magical process of this barrier method which physically through some ancient Japanese magic prevents sperm from fertilizing.
I'm not being sarcastic, it's annoying reading the following lines without a thoughtful explanation of the Jutsu.
And the concept keeps changing every time, sometimes both are able to preform sometimes only one gender can preform. I'm getting tired of that shit.
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After stripping Naruto, 'Mizukage-sama' removed the rest of her clothes, so they both were naked now, and did one-handed seals for contraceptive jutsu. "Ready, blondie?"
Lol. Hot politics Chapter 1
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"Why do kunoichi have to cast the contraceptive jutsu when it's the shinobi that stick their…"
I'm a Kunoichi, But
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"Naruto What if I get pregnant?"
"Bullshit I heard from the Konoichi that all female Nin were taught a contraceptive Jutsu when they graduated, not only that but as I recall the last two times you even asked me let go inside"
I love the retardness of this fanfic: WAR Ch 3, Naruto
I guess Asuma and Kurenai just could not master it is a priviledge reserved only for sex driven angsty ninja teenagers..
Loved how you could just remember it like that....
Hot politics is an epic fanfic
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Originally Posted by Whirlpool
We are enslaved by Aliens, we just don't know it. They are basically humans who have ascended due to vast knowledge. When you die, you are reincarnated because you don't have a certain amount of knowledge to ascend.
Why do you think there's no-one like Sun Tzu or Leo Da Vinci anymore?
Please direct me to the supplier of the reality-altering shit you're smoking/sniffing/ramming up your arse.
HP is baaaaaaaad. Very. Very. Bad.
Oh yeah, and it looks like I need to apologise for something else:
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Originally Posted by Golden Circle
AU stories are the best.
That being said, what ticked me off when I was reading fanfiction was pages and pages of conversation with no action.
Sorry, but my AU fic doesn't really have much 'action' in it. There'll be some tension later, and maybe a small scuffle, but nothing like murder death kill demolition man stuff.
I got number 3 once, I stated my annoyance at such in a later author's note
Yeah that stuff happens to me quite a lot.
My strangest review came from some random person reviewing another story and somehow sending it to my mine (something about Hinata having a bow and fighting zombies). I didn't mind it much but the follow-up review with a 'sorry' did it for me.
One thing that gravely annoys me in some fics, specifically on FF, is the spacing. I get considerably fed up whenever I see a story with one or two-sentence paragraphs, it's like reading a list rather than a story.
1. Overly detailed and tantalizing descriptions - it's so obvious when the author is just adding fluff to try and make the writing not sound like juvenile porn or a high school drama and more sophisticated. Fanfiction does not need to be overly wordy or descriptive to the point of ostentatiousness, the most simple layout is often the most powerful.
2. SemexUke - both Naruto and Sasuke in my eyes have very masculine personalities and for either of them to be treated as girls without boobs and a pussy is so ridiculous. I'm against the whole SemexUke thing in general.
3. When I'm reading everyone is gay. (KakashixIruka, DeidaraxItachi, etc.) WTF?? Gay people comprise only 3-5% of the population and having all the characters of a fanfic be homosexual is totally unrealistic and makes me roll my eyes.
4. Becoming attracted to your rapist. No need to explain methinks
I agree. When the author adds a ridiculous amount of description, the story just seems to drag on and I lose interest quickly. Less is more.
I also dislike the whole seme/uke thing. Seriously, I don't know how many Itachi/Deidara fics I read in which Deidara acted like a slutty, utterly submissive chick. That's not him at all, and Itachi definitely isn't some ridiculously horny and demanding seme. Doesn't anyone believe in rough, angsty hate-sex?
You mean like in those Akatsuki fics where the pairings are SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHida, ZetsuTobi, and PeiKona is just thrown in there just because? Completely agree with this point too.
I've never read one of those, thankfully, but that just sounds ridiculous.
Primaverus Primaverensis, (From the order primaevera, meaning spring) this rare and endangered species of animal is constituted 90% of awesome and 10% of Epicness. Its special characteristic is that it has the rarely found ability to turn a perfectly sane fanclub leader (i.e., Astrid) into a complete fangirl. It has the extaordinary ability to defend itself from its predators by coming out of the lurking forests and spitting out drabbles, which hypnotizes the predator and turns their fangirl mode on, allowing them to escape. Its habitat is near the surroundings of boxland, though some specimens have also been reported dwelling in Narutoforum's sasukarin fc.
Hmm, I think one of the people here must be the one who called me stuck up in a review...bastards. Meh, I wasn't aware people hated it that much. Okay, I can take a hint for future chapters.
I don't hate descriptions, I just don't like a ridiculous amount of it is all. I like it when the author describes enough for us to envision it, but when they start describing every little detail, that's when the story gets tedious to read.
Primaverus Primaverensis, (From the order primaevera, meaning spring) this rare and endangered species of animal is constituted 90% of awesome and 10% of Epicness. Its special characteristic is that it has the rarely found ability to turn a perfectly sane fanclub leader (i.e., Astrid) into a complete fangirl. It has the extaordinary ability to defend itself from its predators by coming out of the lurking forests and spitting out drabbles, which hypnotizes the predator and turns their fangirl mode on, allowing them to escape. Its habitat is near the surroundings of boxland, though some specimens have also been reported dwelling in Narutoforum's sasukarin fc.
. But seriously, using 'cock' and 'pussy' just make me feel...immature. *Ignores fact I'm writing goddamn erotic fan fiction of a shounen manga* 
tell me about it
That's not him at all, and Itachi definitely isn't some ridiculously horny and demanding seme. 
