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Old 11-27-2006, 04:06 PM   #1
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Default Panda "Porn" to Boost Mating Efforts at Thai Zoo

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A Thai zoo is hoping that "panda pornography" will spark romance between its two giant pandas, which were married by proxy last November in an elaborate Chinese-style ceremony.

Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui have called Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo home for the past four years. Zoo officials had hoped that the warm Thai climate would spark the pandas' hormones and trigger their desire to mate.

But the animals, on loan from China for ten years, have yet to start a family.

A first mating attempt earlier this year failed to produce offspring, and the pandas have remained platonic pals since then—prompting officials to launch their unique plan.

"They don't know how to mate, so we need to show the male how through videos," project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee told the Reuters news service.

Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, will view films of other mating pandas when scientists judge him to be relaxed and receptive—perhaps just after a tasty dinner.

If all goes well, the racy video will be both instructional and inspirational, showing Chuang Chuang the reproductive ropes and causing him to see five-year-old Lin Hui in an entirely different light.
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Old 11-27-2006, 04:09 PM   #2
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.....panda porn.

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Old 11-27-2006, 04:14 PM   #3
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wow that is kinda a sad that they have to do that to get them to learn to do it
No Panda sex ed coarse
I just thought of Pandas doing it nasty

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Old 11-27-2006, 04:15 PM   #4
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Panda porn? I sense a new internet trend coming on...

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Old 11-27-2006, 04:18 PM   #5
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Maybe the sex wasn't great and they decided to just be friends? In which case I guess porn couldn't hurt but it may make the relationship awkward...

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Old 11-27-2006, 04:40 PM   #6
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I see. Blame the guy panda why don't you.

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Old 11-27-2006, 04:42 PM   #7
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So...why dont they show the sex-ed to the girl too, so she will know whats comming? Otherwise the guy will just end up raping her

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Old 11-27-2006, 05:50 PM   #8
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I am now officially under the impression that panda's no longer deserve to live.

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Old 11-27-2006, 05:56 PM   #9
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Who's to say the panda will even understand he's watching panda porn... or maybe he'll just prefer to watch the porn and not want to get jiggy wit it.

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Old 11-27-2006, 06:15 PM   #10
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PANDA PORN??
whered they get that??

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Old 11-27-2006, 08:26 PM   #11
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Hmm.. interesting... Wouldn't this just spark the development of panda masterbation?

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Old 11-27-2006, 08:34 PM   #12
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PANDA PORN?!?!!?!? I WANTED SLUG PORN!

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Old 11-27-2006, 08:55 PM   #13
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I read this about a week ago in Canada its pretty old now, my friends stopped laughing about it.

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Old 11-27-2006, 08:55 PM   #14
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Pandas are pretty dense when it comes to sexual activity.
I've heard it takes as much as 3 years for them to finally understand how to reproduce.

So this video of pandas mating is supposed to educate them on how to mate, because it's so difficult for them.

Heck, even after a baby panda is born, the mother sometimes ends up accidentally squishing the baby or kills it, so it becomes a waste, so people at zoos and even those working with wild pandas have to take the babies away from the mothers almost as soon as they are born unless they are absolutely sure it'll be okay with its mother.

This is nothing new, though. I've heard about this being done like 2 years ago...

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Old 11-27-2006, 08:56 PM   #15
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Why do I feel as the time on our history passes, little more become animal fetish XD?

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Old 11-27-2006, 08:57 PM   #16
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Stick that Bamboo in that monkeyHole....

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Old 11-27-2006, 09:00 PM   #17
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....intense...then the boy panda will anal rape the girl panda's lol

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hey what ever floats your boat

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Old 11-27-2006, 09:01 PM   #19
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.....panda porn.
.... wow panda porn... what will they think of next.

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Old 11-27-2006, 11:06 PM   #20
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Panda porn? I sense a new internet trend coming on...
Internet: "Been there, done that."

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