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Old 09-10-2006, 05:44 PM   #1
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Come on people nobody thought of this?Well we all can post here of our Naruto jokes!Here's mine

Naruto:This is bottie.
Sasuke:I told you.

Sakura:It's not my fault...

Kakashi:Well you picked it.

Sakura:Just because Burger King burned our food and put soap in our soda.We had it our way didn't we?

Naruto: No,Sakura we didn't I said let's go to Ramen all you can eat resruant.But no we had to have it your way just because they use credit now!

Sasuke:And I said let's go to Long John Selviers.

Kakashi:And I said KFC.

Sakura:No you didn't!

Kakashi: I know I just wanted to fit in because everybody esle was saying it.

???:Ha ha ha ha ha how did you like my sandie sandwich?

Naruto:Gaara you cook bad!It smells like Sakura's dad feet.

Sakura:Hey he has fungus and we can't get it off or out.

Sasuke:Eww.

Gaara:You don't like Gaara food?Gaara smash yo face in pan!

Naruto:Hey someone needs to take there nap or needs to go bathroom.

Gaara:Gaara get's mad Gaara get's freind.Gaara kills you.Gaara turns HULK!

TO BE CONTINUED

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Old 09-10-2006, 06:11 PM   #2
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ok, kinda wierd

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Old 09-10-2006, 08:59 PM   #3
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nice joke.i laughed a lot. liked it. keep it up. +repped you.

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Old 09-10-2006, 09:07 PM   #4
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Weh?




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nice joke.i laughed a lot. liked it. keep it up. +repped you.

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Old 09-10-2006, 11:44 PM   #5
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Yo mama so fat Naruto didnt belive it

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Old 09-10-2006, 11:46 PM   #6
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Yo mama so fat Naruto didnt belive it
lol! I've heard that one! XD That's a good one..

Well here's one a friend of mine made up about a month ago:

Yo mama's so fat that when Sasuke tried to roll off of her, he was still on her.

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Old 09-11-2006, 01:12 AM   #7
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funny...

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Old 09-11-2006, 11:23 AM   #8
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That's funny! I've never heard that before

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Old 09-11-2006, 11:28 AM   #9
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lol...

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Old 09-11-2006, 05:24 PM   #10
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lmao thats a good one

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Old 09-12-2006, 07:34 PM   #11
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Come on people nobody thought of this?Well we all can post here of our Naruto jokes!Here's mine

Naruto:This is bottie.
Sasuke:I told you.

Sakura:It's not my fault...

Kakashi:Well you picked it.

Sakura:Just because Burger King burned our food and put soap in our soda.We had it our way didn't we?

Naruto: No,Sakura we didn't I said let's go to Ramen all you can eat resruant.But no we had to have it your way just because they use credit now!

Sasuke:And I said let's go to Long John Selviers.

Kakashi:And I said KFC.

Sakura:No you didn't!

Kakashi: I know I just wanted to fit in because everybody esle was saying it.

???:Ha ha ha ha ha how did you like my sandie sandwich?

Naruto:Gaara you cook bad!It smells like Sakura's dad feet.

Sakura:Hey he has fungus and we can't get it off or out.

Sasuke:Eww.

Gaara:You don't like Gaara food?Gaara smash yo face in pan!

Naruto:Hey someone needs to take there nap or needs to go bathroom.

Gaara:Gaara get's mad Gaara get's freind.Gaara kills you.Gaara turns HULK!

TO BE CONTINUED
Gaara can turn into the Hulk? Now that's funny! I can't think of a joke right now. (mostly because they suck)

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