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[2:11:51 PM] Mio: you had alien sex?
[2:11:56 PM] Santísimo: How.
[2:12:01 PM] Santísimo: Did your thought process
[2:12:05 PM] Santísimo: Get on this track?
[2:12:27 PM] Mio: im picturing you getting molested by BG9
[2:12:40 PM] Santísimo: naniii
[2:13:27 PM] Mio: with those tentacles
[2:14:03 PM] Mio: theres also frank sinatra watching
[2:14:11 PM] Santísimo: I'm so glad you see me in such a graceful, proud, and dignified light.
[2:14:16 PM] Mio: youre in this underwater dome
[2:14:30 PM] Mio: an aquarium?
[2:14:34 PM] Mio: no fish
[2:14:44 PM] Mio: some kind of aquatic giraffes
[2:15:20 PM | Edited 2:16:51 PM] Santísimo: My fucking sides, yo.
[2:15:41 PM] Santísimo: I swear to christ I love you
[2:15:45 PM] Santísimo: Do I get rescued by
[2:15:51 PM] Santísimo: Jason Statheim?
[2:16:21 PM] Mio: no
[2:16:31 PM] Mio: hes the one thats replacing your sides
[2:17:56 PM] Mio: matt damon saves you
[2:18:07 PM] Mio: hes wearing a yellow jumpsuit
[2:18:56 PM] Santísimo: So I am in an underground Aquarium Dome with no fish, but an aquatic giraffe, with BG9 tenticle raping me as Frank Sinatra watches Jason Statheim replaces my sides; and then I am saved by Matt Damon in a Yellow Jumpsuit?
[2:19:36 PM] Mio: yes
[2:19:50 PM] Mio: matt damon was meant to become a living banana
[2:20:04 PM] Mio: but he escaped through selft taught techniques
[2:20:09 PM] Mio: from jackie chan movies
[2:20:19 PM] Mio: and saves the nearest one to him, you
[2:20:57 PM] Mio: by that being distance or nearest to his heart is up to interpretation
[2:22:21 PM] Santísimo: It makes it more vague for interpreation since he escaped, but there was absolutely no mention of his capture.
[2:22:24 PM] Santísimo: Damn you...
[2:22:48 PM] Mio: he was caught along you
[2:22:52 PM] Mio: you were in the same bed
[2:24:09 PM] Santísimo: I was getting sexually assaulted but he was just being gene spliced to be a banana!?
[2:24:44 PM] Mio: a banana meant to be peeled by you and used for penetration
[2:25:13 PM] Santísimo: You
[2:25:22 PM] Santísimo: Have some demons inside you