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My father's face is humorous, framed with bushy eyebrows and adorned with a bulbous nose.

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Spoiler:
Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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Just finished up The Waste Lands.

A solid book. I find that this series isn't really a page turner full of exciting things but it is still an enjoyable read. Of every series I have read this would probably fall near the bottom but that isn't necessarily a bad thing given how much I like a lot of the books I read.

Anyway, one of my favorite parts of this book was right near the end when Roland bitch slapped the train into submission. I enjoyed the addition of Oy as well. I always like pet companions. Definitely some solid moments but in general it was just okay.

We shall see what the next installment brings.

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In terms of page-turneredness I think Wastelands is near the top. It's certainly the best book.

The first book is dead last.

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The Hathaway Hour:
Spoiler:
Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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I did forget to mention that I liked the art in the third book much better than the second.

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I think there is different sets of art in different series of books.

I've seen all kinds of it on the Internet, but I have only seen a few in books.

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Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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This one had a picture of Skardix the bear, the old folks blessing Roland, the evil house trying to eat jake, the bird-like creatures eating some other type of animal in the valley, Susannah riding Rolands shoulders and shooting at the bear etc.....

The last book had mainly pictures of Eddie and Roland as well as one of the Lobstrosities. IMO it was all pretty ugly which I think it was kind of meant to be a very gritty type of art.

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I didn't see either of those.

Jealous.

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Spoiler:
Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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IMO it was all pretty ugly which I think it was kind of meant to be a very gritty type of art.
That book has like two different sets of paintings. I think I have both (through the I-III softcovers boxset and the hardcover reprints), and like both, though Roland stepping on a lobstrosity looks better without the photorealism. Roland shooting that guy's knife off his hand was neat like that though.

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I've read them all, and think it's a masterpiece. My favorite one is the Gunslinger because you could see Stephen's style before it was as developed as it is now and that first line is epic: "The Man in Black fled across the Desert, and the Gunslinger followed"

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I liked book 2 the most because it had the most sci-fi elements.

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Spoiler:
Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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Just finished up Wizard and Glass.

IMO, easily the best book of the series so far. This is the first one I was really hooked into and just wanting to see what came next. The longest book and probably the one I read at the fastest pace.

I really liked seeing into Rolands past and meeting Cuthbert and Seemie especially. It honestly made me want to get more detail about his past than I do about the main story looking ahead. Which kind of sucks because I am assuming there won't be much more in that regard, at least in so much detail.

This book had a lot of good scenes as well. The early bar standoff with the 3 Coffins. The stuff with Rhea was pretty freaky. The ambushes at the end and Susan being burned in the fire while Roland watched. Yeah......This book definitely stands a bit apart from the others.

I didn't like the art in this book. Kind of went back to the feel it had in book 2. There was one picture I really liked though.

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Wizard and Glass was my favorite so far too. I just finished Wolves of the Calla. There were some parts I really liked, but I thought it took too long to get to the central plot of the book.

The first 4 books I got in a box set, there was no art. Wolves of the Calla had art and I got the last 2 books on my kindle, so nothing there.

Overall I'm enjoying the series, but I think I would like it even more if I read the other Stephen King novels that it crosses into.

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Best for me was 'The Wastelands' followed closely by 'The Drawing of the three' (is that the correct name for the second book?)

After reading the Wastelands i was so hyped for this series and then had to wait years until 'Wizard and Glass' finally was released. I think i might rate the fourth higher if i had read them back to back.

Fifth onward had a steady decline in quality. They were still good but lacked the epic feel.
Also even years after reading them i am still not happy with some decissions King made for the storytelling in books 6+7.


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That's understandable. Were you expecting it not to mostly be a flashback? It didn't progress the main story much, but the parts with Blaine and Walter were pretty cool.

Isn't the new book out or is coming out really soon?

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Just finished up Wolves of the Calla.

Another good one IMO. W&G is still my favorite but this one may be 2nd at this point or possibly 3rd. If I ever read through this series again and I could probably make a final decision on that.

My big complaint here is the ease at which the climax (battle) happens. They make it sound like it is such a hard thing to plan and accomplish and they go through all of that stuff in town for almost a month to form their plan and then it is just super easy. Of course you expect as much because Gunslingers are supposed to be amazing but it gets kind of annoying for them to act like they need help. They way the battle happened I feel like the 4 Gunslingers could have easily handled it on their own. Pretty stupid IMO.

Anyway I did enjoy the reading getting to that point and even enjoyed reading the battle. I just think it was all kind of pointless looking back.

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Song of Susannah is now finished.

This series has definitely grown on me from the beginning. I am still not sure how much I will want to reread it in the future but the possibility of that has certainly risen. Although, this book was a slight step back. I found everything but Susannah/Mia parts interesting and theirs at points I was just trying to rush through to get back to the other characters. So this one is kind of a toss up for where it will land in the overall scheme of where I rank them.

One of my favorite parts was the store shootout with Eddie and Roland handeling business once again. Probably one of the better moments in the whole series. Also liked Jake and Callahan during the taxi incident and everything in that whole chapter. Especially as they were approaching the final steps when the chapter was ending. Jake was pretty cool.

Now onto the finale.

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Be interesting to see how you feel about the last one.

Its the one book in the series mostly like to elicit....opinions.

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I forgot all about the new book. Is that out yet?

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Anne at Auction:

At a recent charity auction, avid fan Jarvis Mayweather nabbed an autographed photo of Anne Hathaway with a winning bid of two-thousand dollars.

Jarvis was mistakenly given a photograph of legendary race horse Man O' War.

Jarvis wans't bummed out about it though. In fact, he seemed pleased as punch as he walked up to Anne and said, "I think they gave me a stock, unsigned photo on accident..." and she gave him her autograph on the spot.


Audition Annie:

The day Anne Hathaway auditioned for the role of Catwoman, the casting director was confused, saying, "I thought we were casting for Catwoman, not the Mr. Ed movie?"

Anne Hathaway got the role after she dazzled with the performance of a scene from Seabiscuit.

The director couldn't say no.

Anne on Animal Cruelty:

When asked her opinion on animal cruelty, Anne Hathaway responded, "I think it's just terrible, asbolutely reprehensible...My father used to be beat me as a child; I'm glad we're finally getting some recognition for this cause."

Anne the Artist:

Anne Hathaway is an excellent painter. Her secret? She makes her own brushes.

You'll get this one later.

Hathaway Puns Again:

Reporter to Anne Hathaway: How do you find the motivation to keep getting up in the mornings and putting in grueling hours on the set?

Anne to reporter: I just know it has to be done, so I brush my coat off, shake off the flies, and saddle-up.

Reporter to Anne: Nice pun.

Anne to reporter: What's a pun?

Anne's Energy:

When Anne Hathaway needs to get get up early and prepare for a role, she doesn't reach for the 5-hour Energy. She doesn't go for that oversized energy drink. She does not make a run for Starbucks.

When Anne Hathaway needs that extra get-up-and go, she reaches for the only brand she can trust:



Anntermination:

Anne Hathaway is often praised for her focus and determination when prepraring and acting out her roles.

When asked for her secret--whatever it was that brought her attention to laser-like precision--she said it was simple: Blinders.

Anne Hathaway: Hero:

A shocking turn of events this afternoon as a mounted police officer had his horse stolen.

Anne Hathaway was taking a stroll through the park and offered her assistance.

Moments later the policeman, riding on the strong back of Anne Hathaway, caught up to the would-be horsenapper and brought him to justice.

Eye-witness statement as follows:

"It was like something out of a movie: the cop has his horse stolen but then, like a miracle, this other horse comes along out of the wild! Never saw anything like it...amazing."

When Anne was asked to comment she simply said, "Neigh."

Anne gets Punk'd:

On MTV's PUNK'D, Ashton Kutcher thought it would be a goof to swap Anne Hathaway's lunch.

When all he found was an bag of apples and salt lick he thought someone had already beat him to it.

One hour later the MTV crew filmed Anne Hathaway eating her lunch.

Here is the shocking video:

(Anne is dressed in white and brown)


Zingers:

#1 What do you call a horse with the body of an ethiopian prostitute?
Anne Hathaway.

#2 Anne Hathaway doesn't laugh.

She whinnies.

#3 The original pick for Catwoman was Sarah Jessica Parker, but she had previous commitments reprising her role in Hidalgo.

#4 Anne Hathaway was originally pegged as the star in the movie War Horse.

#5 Tragically, on Anne Hathaway's 7th birthday, they pinned the tail on her.

#6 Anne Hathaway was once caught up in a sex tape scandal, but the film was branded as bestiality and destroyed.

Anne on Set:

Anne Hathaway twisted her ankle while doing a stunt on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.

Christian Bale, an avid horsebreeder, instictively took out his batarang and started to put her down when Christopher Nolan interjected. At first he said, "She's not a horse! She's not a horse!" But Bale, wise on the uptake and no spring chicken, called his bluff and began clubbing her over the head. It was only after Nolan showed him her leg and claimed it wasn't broken that he stopped.

Bale was quoted as saying, "And to think I almost killed a perfectly good horse... boy, is my face red."

The History of Hathaway:

When Anne Hathaway was born 1982 the doctor on duty mistook her for a foal.

Anne remained in a small stable for three weeks while her loving mother breastfed a thoroughbred Colt, thinking it was her child.

Upon realizing the mix-up they exchanged the infants. When asked Anne's mother was quoted as saying, "I still can't tell the difference."

Not so much a joke as an interesting piece of Hollywood history.

Barroom Annie:

A Russian, a Horse, and Anne Hathaway walk into a bar.

The Russian says to the bartender, "Give me vodka and this horse cube of salt," patting the horse next to him.

Bartender says, "What about the other horse?"

Anne and Trainer:

A man meets a horse trainer and Anne Hathaway.

The horse traininer introduces Anne Hathaway and his hrose, Beauty.

Man walks up to the horse and extends a notepad and pen and says, "Hi Anne, big fan... can I get an autograph?"

Whore House:

Man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a whore.

Pimp asks the man if he wants to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Man says, "I thought this was a whorehouse, not a stable."

Kentucky Derby:

Anne Hathaway recently attended the Kentucky Derby and was asked to present the award to the jockey.

Unwittingly, the Master of Ceremonies put the wreath around Anne's neck as she stood next to the jockey holding the purse.

Charlie's Angels:

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway once auditioned together for roles in Charlies Angels.


The casting director threw them out at once, screaming, "This is a casting call, not a dog and pony show!"

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