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Old 04-24-2012, 05:42 PM   #21
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If this is based off one's conscious awareness to pain and the sense of balanced justice, assuming that humans are more aware to suffering, you'd have to adjust the punishment. I suggest drugs.



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Old 04-24-2012, 11:55 PM   #22
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Not only are they heartless bastards, they're brainless too.

A burglary with not much missing is going to go to the bottom of the pile of police cases, never to be looked at again. What they've done here - apart from add on animal cruelty to their burglary charge - is too attract so much attention to a case because of the public outrage of microwaving a kitten that the police and other sources are going to try extra hard to find them.

I hope they are caught and imprisoned for a good few years for this. By the time they get out of prison they are going to of wished it was them in the microwave because anyone who can microwave a helpless animal is a fucking coward, and cowards in prison get treated... nicely.

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I wonder what number this kitten was of animals being cooked to death via microwave since microwaves were created

certainly this was not the first time I've heard of it, far from it :/

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Kill them with microwaves.

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before i got banned naruko told me in pm that i had to stop with autoplays in threads but she said putting them in reps was fine

then she perms me for doing it, telling lies about how she warned me to stop? what the fuck?

the mods see the pm and see she's lying but no one cares

so then i'm sitting in the court for a few months telling her i don't give a shit about bio and i'll leave him alone if unbannedd

but she still keeps telling everybody in the lounge that i'm sitting in the court saying i refuse to change? what the fuck?

meanwhile in the court she's spewing infinite lies at me about how i refused to stop autoplaying and posting seizures in the mafia fc, saying i said "it's my fc i'll post these if i want" when i never said that, i did stop, just like i banned those 3 dicks from there when SHE told me i had to stop them causing too much trouble, she tried to blame me for that too

anyway i ask her to show me the quotes where i'm saying "fuck you i'll post the fuck out of these autoplays in MAHHH FC"

and she just blanks me for months cause she knows i never said that shit and she is fucking lying

now today i'm browsing a few fcs and see a screenshot where she repped sazen saying i had some old account before this, then i go in the lounge and see people saying mods told them i posted my dick on an old account? what the fuck?

this woman is a fucking psychopath, seriously, she lies non-fucking-stop, always pretending she's all nice to make everyone like her but really she's lying like fuck about people as much as she can and banning the fuck out of people just for the lulz, like butter wouldn't melt in her cavernous vag

i just came to tell you guys this "free everybody" shit is pointless, the mods already know she's a liar and no one does shit cause they are all in on this kind of thing and think it's hilarious, and the others are just scared to get demodded

the only mod who is worth a shit is lyra who came in one of my threads and wondered why the fuck naruko was being so mental when she was obviously wrong and i was innocent

lyra representing knights hard but i guess naruko scared her off with some bullshit cause she never came back

anyway you're all staunch bros but don't waste your time with this protest shit

scrawny little internet mods can't fuck with people unless people stick around a site and allow them to fuck with them

as soon as everybody leaves a site the mods are back to just being control freak losers irl with no one to ban for their little ego boosts, they only have the little nicey nice suck-up guys left, telling them what to do and using them, no power and just being tools

minatrolls, put down your banners and get off the site, go get some woman drunk and pregnant instead of posting here as playthings for the gays

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Old 04-25-2012, 03:02 AM   #29
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Killing these guys is being too kind. There's a Greek myth of a guy who angered the gods and was chained out on a cliff. Every day the buzzards would attack him and peck out his innards, but they'd grow back overnight, so the buzzards could eat his guts out everyday for all eternity

..... I'd like to arrange the same thing for these cat murderers

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Killing these guys is being too kind. There's a Greek myth of a guy who angered the gods and was chained out on a cliff. Every day the buzzards would attack him and peck out his innards, but they'd grow back overnight, so the buzzards could eat his guts out everyday for all eternity

..... I'd like to arrange the same thing for these cat murderers
That's being too kind.
Seen batman returns?
Instead of buzzards cats.

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yeah, cats would be good.... Or we could modernize the story. Microwave the guys to death, they recover overnight, and they get microwaved again everyday for all eternity

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The things people do in this world everyday make me have less and less faith in humanity.
People that are clearly just sick in the head should just be killed. You don't want people who get their kicks out of shit like this breeding.. EVER

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Tbph it really is not that big of a deal. It's not like they microwaved a child or something. It was just a cat for christs sake

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They should be put in prison for a very long time.

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Honestly guys, your stupidity is mindboggling.

We had the motherfucking Holocaust happening and inconsequential shit like that catches your attention?

Here I'm going to say it: IT WAS JUST A FUCKING ANIMAL

Rage now.



And btw, male Lions kill Lionesses youngs because females don't mate while having youngs. Oh and after they're done the females actually do fuck with them.

No humans aren't the worst animal. We're so much better than those guys.

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Tbph it really is not that big of a deal. It's not like they microwaved a child or something. It was just a cat for christs sake
They microwaved an animal
It's not so much about it being a cat as them being ruthless fuckers. It could've been any animal bar a human, then it would just be beyond disgusting.

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Hey guys, whenever something horrible happens, just remember to put it into perspective against the holocaust. Someone raped? Oh, it was just one. Someone killed? Yeah well, it's not six million. Animals slaughtered? Oh, they're just animals. Don't want to be making yourself look like fools now do you? You can thank Aokjii for that warning.

The "worst stuff happened, why do you care about this" arguement... didn't think I'd hear it again after I left primary school. All though what do you expect from a guy with a Justin Beiber hate quote in his sign though.

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Hey guys, whenever something horrible happens, just remember to put it into perspective against the holocaust. Someone raped? Oh, it was just one. Someone killed? Yeah well, it's not six million. Animals slaughtered? Oh, they're just animals. Don't want to be making yourself look like fools now do you? You can thank Aokjii for that warning.

The "worst stuff happened, why do you care about this" arguement... didn't think I'd hear it again after I left primary school. All though what do you expect from a guy with a Justin Beiber hate quote in his sign though.
Imbecile, this was a direct reference to the "I lost faith into humanity". Just now? You didn't lose faith when you saw the guy who killed another one for 40 bucks? You didn't lose it after seeing a guy bury his daughter alive after she talked to boys too much? You didn't lose it after learning about Pol Pot or the holocaust. You lost it after somebody killed an animal?

Where you fail is when you misintterpret my post: I never claimed that people who haven't done as much as the holocaust aren't horrible. But it sure as hell is stupid to claim to lose belief in humanity as a whole over such minuscule shit when worse stuff has happened.

It's like saying "I've lost faith into M Night Shyamalan after seeing The Last Airbender" even though The Happening was just as bad if not worse.

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It's a meme you halfwit, it's not some literal thought. I thought the bright colours and cartoon character might of given that away.

And you can't say it was a "direct reference" to that as in it was just one of the 5 posts you quoted, whilst referring to them all with "guys" then continuing to make your point.

I didn't say that you said people who haven't done as much as the holocaust aren't horrible. I laughed at way you tried to ridicule's peoples reaction to this case because worst things happened in the past, and in your words, "it's was just a fucking animal."

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